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[helderheid]

[BuyingThyme]

1. This caption thread does not inspire me.

[Turbineguy]

2. "I just killed some more people today"

[underpants]

3. Well yeah I could have worn something other than this politician suit..

but why run the risk of looking "gay"

[Sal Minella]

4. Helen, why are you lying on the floor turning blue? Helen? Helen?

[yardwork]

5. I'm high as a kite.

[TahitiNut]

"See? One slug of Jim Beam and the tremors stop."

[Annces]

6. I got the evil doers right here - in my head

[Double T]

7. "I'm not stubborn, I'm not in denial, I'm just plain EVIL; no matter........

what you do to try and stop me, it will fail."

[TahitiNut]

8. "... then you realize you can take it 'cause their blood don't matter."

(... with apologies to Kid Sheleen of 'Cat Ballou.')

[Blackhatjack]

9. "Go ahead and kiss my invisible royal ring. And give my shoes a shine while you are at it"

[Marrak]

10. I'm the Adolf Hitler...

of the new millennium!
:crazy:

[rhiannon55]

11. You reporters look so tiny and powerless down there

Up here at my Prezidentin' Podium, I'm the King of the Goddamn Universe! Now, bow down to me, you dirty peasants! Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!!

[Adsos Letter]

12. I iz on hvy medz...

...wanna' buy some?

[Vilis Veritas]

13. Whoops, my hand almost fell off the little red button…

whoops, there it goes again…hehehe!

[Vilis Veritas]

14. I think he looks kind of cute in diapers...

[paparush]

15. Suck it libruls....

[Snarkoleptic]

16. Without this podium, I'd fall over drunk.

[peace13]

17. When I'm in charge there is no justice.

I AM the decider. Helen you should know that by now!

[Marrak]

18. If you think I am crazy...

what does that make you?
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