A Very Special Message from Joe Biden

[NYCGirl]

Hello, I’m Joe Biden, and I’d like to wish you all a very happy Black History Month. As some of you may know, some of my best friends are black, and I appreciate the opportunity to celebrate them each and every year for 28, and occasionally 29 days.

While it’s true that I’m known to celebrate Delaware’s slave-owning roots every now and then, I like to think that ties into the whole Colored People History Month thing. I mean, why just remember the good stuff?

But those dark days are behind us, at least when I’m making a public appearance north of the Mason-Dixon. Today, I’m proud to say, you can’t walk into a 7-11 without seeing an articulate and clean black man.

And when I am president, I promise to give these clean, articulate black people a couple days in March, so that their history month is as long as everyone else’s. Of course, March is Women’s History Month, so maybe we can spend those crossover days celebrating Oprah.


From Wonkette:
http://wonkette.com/politics/joe-biden/a-very-special-message-from-senator-joe-biden-233697.php

[Katherine Brengle]

1. Mmm'kay...

I'd like the last 20 seconds of my life back please.

[illinoisprogressive]

2. hahahahahahha

[emulatorloo]

3. How many people write wonkette now? and this is the best they could do? EOM

[NYCGirl]

4. 2, I believe. It cracked me up. NT

[emulatorloo]

5. oh well I have the flu, maybe I am humor challenged tonight! EOM

[NYCGirl]

6. What about this one?

Rice: No One Could've Predicted That the Bears Would Upset the Colts

Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, hanging out with the foreign secretary of Russia, was asked who she liked in Sunday’s Super Bowl.

“I really like both Chicago and Indianapolis, but I think Indianapolis is going to win it,” she said. Then, as if it were an afterthought, she added: “And that would be a good thing.”

The Bears are now expected to handily beat the Colts, then find themselves trapped in a deadly occupation of an increasingly violent Indianapolis for the next four years.

[Katherine Brengle]

9. You're not humor challenged. nt

[UTUSN]

7. BwahahahaHAH! n/t

[NYCGirl]

8. Kick

[Breeze54]

10. *yawn*

[roamer65]

11. Good 'ol Joe Biden (D-MBNA)

[Heathen57]

12. I know it is Satire, but

living around so many rethuglicans, I can honestly say that many probably think like that even if they don't say it out loud.

I'm just cynical tonight. *sigh*

Heathen-

[newyawker99]

13. Hi Heathen57!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast: