BP's Crazy OIL SPILL Commercial!

[Lorien]

Run time: 01:48 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40kYQd7ybRA   Posted on YouTube: June 05, 2010 By YouTube Member: barelypolitical Views on YouTube: 10556   Posted on DU: June 05, 2010 By DU Member: Lorien Views on DU: 1278

 
Sounds about right.

[pokerfan]

1. He just wants his life back!

News flash! There are eleven families who want the same, you Armani-wearing, tone-deaf corporate asshole!

He also said that the company would survive. That's like someone running over your dog and saying, 'Don't worry, my car is fine! (Jimmy Fallon)

He also said the spill is relatively tiny compared to the 'very big' ocean. That's like telling someone who's just been shot not to worry about the bullet because they're really, really fat. (Jimmy Fallon)

He also wants Twitter to shut down a fake BP account that is mocking the oil company. In response, Twitter wants BP to shut down the oil leak that's ruining the ocean. (Jimmy Fallon)

[Lorien]

2. Excellent Fallon quotes

I swear, the biggest prerequisite for being a CEO these days is having been diagnosed as a complete sociopath!

[tavalon]

4. Diagnosis is not really needed

Dumbya was never diagnosed but is clearly a sociopath. Same with most of the Cheney clan.

[teknomanzer]

5. Sociopaths naturally gravitate to such positions...

where the only concern is to generate profit and make everyone else pay for the real cost of your business. Recently I find myself being pushed farther and farther toward radical solutions in dealing with these monstrous corporations. If we don't stop them they will harm us all. BP's asset should be seized and the company dissolved.

[Mari333]

3. hahahahahaha knr