What's the difference between George Bush and John McCain?

[swag]

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[librechik]

1. lipstick? n/t

[amitten]

2. Hair. n/t

[get the red out]

3. The old man smell

[sheldon]

4. Top Ten Ways John McCain Can Turn It Around

10. Try the old "I'll vote for you if you vote for me" trick

9. Inspire America by jumping Straight Talk Express over Snake River Canyon

8. Change name to Jorack McBama

7. Start wearing a cape

6. Step one: send Bin Laden free tickets to Giants game. Step two: when he shows
up in East Rutherford, New Jersey expecting to enjoy some big blue smashmouth
football: gotcha sucka!

5. Sizzling tango with Cloris Leachman on "Dancing With The Stars"

4. Put more effort into budget plan, less effort into Facebook status updates

3. Point out his steady leadership got us through the Great Depression

2. Assure voters the only poll that matters is in his pants

1. Get Sarah Palin to illegally fire herself

David Letterman

[monmouth]

5. A different neck size in shirts...n/t

[ksimons]

6. BRILLIANTLY DONE!!!!!!!!!!

and scary-true.

[progressoid]

7. Very nice!