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CottonBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 08:55 AM
Original message
Can anyone help me reply to this piece of crap e-mail sent to me?
Edited on Thu Apr-13-06 08:59 AM by CottonBear
The person who sent this to me has no college education and attends a conservative Southern church when not proclaiming that god is mentioned in the Constitution, telling me that we have to support Bush no matter what because we are at war, getting tattos, riding Harleys and wearing motorcycle helmets with a variety of obscene stickers (about oral sex among other topics.) :(
:puke:
This individual has never sent me anything like this before ( and neither has anyone else.) This person is probably part of the 30% who will support Bush no matter what. They are religous but that doesn't stop them from drinking and partying, getting tattos and having lots of boyfriends and sex. (I thought conservative Christians didn't believe in sex unless you are married.)

Article XI should be easy to debunk by citing the actaual fact that god is not mentioned in the connstitution, In God We Trust was addded to coins and money much later in US history (and for purely religous purposes) and citing the Treaty of Tripoli (US not a Christian nation as per George Washington.)

Note how this is "attributed to" someone. That's like Faux News 'some people say" phrase. :(
i suppose reading crap like this is easier for many people than actually studying history and the constitution.
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Subject:
NEW PREAMBLE TO THE CONSTITUTION

NEW PREAMBLE TO THE CONSTITUTION

This is probably the best e-mail I've seen in a long, long time. The following has been attributed to State Representative Mitchell Aye from GA. This guy should run for President one day...

"We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other liberal bed-wetters.  We hold these truths to be self evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they require a Bill of NON-Rights."

ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.

ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone -- not just you! You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc.; but the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be.

ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful, do not expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently wealthy.

ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after generation of professional couch potatoes who
achieve nothing more than the creation of another generation of professional couch potatoes.  (This one is my pet peeve...get an education and go to work....don't expect everyone else to take care of you!)

ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. That would be nice, but from the looks of public housing, we're just not interested in public health care.

ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair.

ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you rob, cheat, or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don't be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place where you still won't have the right to a big screen color
TV or a life of leisure.

 ARTICLE VIII: You do not have the right to a job. All of us sure want you to have a job, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect you to take advantage of the opportunities of education and vocational training laid before you to make yourself useful.
(AMEN!)

ARTICLE IX: You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American means that you have the right to PURSUE happiness, which by the way, is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an over abundance of idiotic laws created by those of you who were confused by the Bill of
Rights.

ARTICLE X: This is an English speaking country. We don't care where you are from, English is our language. Learn it or go back to wherever you came from! (lastly....)

ARTICLE XI: You do not have the right to change our country's history or heritage. This country was founded on the belief in one true God. And yet, you are given the freedom to believe in any religion, any faith, or no faith at all; with no fear of persecution. The phrase IN GOD WE TRUST is part of our heritage and history, and if you are uncomfortable with it, TOUGH!

If you agree, share this with a friend. No, you don't have to, and nothing tragic will befall you if you don't. I just think it's about time common sense is allowed to flourish. Sensible people of the United States speak out because if you do not, who will?
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:puke: :puke: :puke:
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terip64 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 08:59 AM
Response to Original message
1. I wouldn't respond. You'll be wasting your energy.
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msgadget Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 09:04 AM
Response to Reply #1
2. I agree
Too much time and selfish fervor went into producing it for there to be a rational debate.
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CottonBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 09:07 AM
Response to Reply #2
4. Good point. I suppose this person may not want to know the truth or facts.
Thanks for your input.
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ihaveaquestion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 09:05 AM
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3. Why would you respond?
Is this person a friend of yours - or influencing a friend of yours?
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CottonBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 09:10 AM
Response to Reply #3
9. Co-worker.
I am frustrated that they believe this crap but y'all may be right. I can't change the mind of someone who believes these things.

I would like to point them towards the facts and the truth but it might be a hopeless effort. Oh well. Thanks for you advice.
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reichstag911 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 09:40 AM
Response to Reply #9
27. This coworker is using...
...employer's computer's and email addresses to send politically-oriented messages? What's the employer's political orientation?

:think:
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CottonBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 09:45 AM
Response to Reply #27
29. I don't know.
My employer knows I'm a Democrat. We are a very small yet diverse company as far as gender, race and religion are concerned. My employer is very cool. He doesn't discuss his own politics and neither do the rest of us except in very ocassional conversations.
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jrw14125 Donating Member (378 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 09:07 AM
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5. tell them to look up who ran up the debt...
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CottonBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 09:15 AM
Response to Reply #5
13. On second thought, I don't think they wuld believe the truth.
They may well be part of the 30% of Bush supporters we simply have to write off.
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Justice Is Comin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 09:07 AM
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6. ARTICLE XII
He's a moran.
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CottonBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 09:18 AM
Response to Reply #6
15. LOL! n/t
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KurtNYC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 10:43 AM
Response to Reply #6
43. Article XIII
A hugh moran.
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CottonBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 11:20 AM
Response to Reply #43
52. Are you SERIES?????
:rofl:
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BOSSHOG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 09:08 AM
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7. Please Dear
do not respond to that nonsense. Or if you must, tell the sender you shared the email with a veteran who is extremely hot under the collar at an attempt to usurp the constitution by a fucking idiot who has no concept of constitutional liberties, nor deserves to have any constitutional liberties.

I'm headed for Slidell this morning. Our old bank on South Pontchartrain is back open (its in a trailor right now) but they will have a grand opening in June. Things are looking up.
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CottonBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 09:13 AM
Response to Reply #7
11. Good advice. i will not attempt to debunk any of the e-mail.
That's great news about Slidell! Your bank is open! :)
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jrw14125 Donating Member (378 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 02:29 PM
Response to Reply #7
60. from my experience, long hours spent debuknign these RW myths are wasted
the typical responses i get:
1. something about clinton
2. ignore
3. you're so biased!
4. oh where'd you hear that, the librul media?
5. i don't have time for this discussion (even tho they started it)
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mrcheerful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 09:09 AM
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8. More RW lying points, like everything else built on lies, distortions and
out right BS. BTW, the history of in "god we trust" came about in the 1950's when amerika was trying to prove they were better then the USSR. Often religious sayings were put on court houses covering up what was originally there and destroying the actually history. People that send stuff like that believe myth is better then truth. They still think honest Abe was forced into the white house and George Washington couldn't tell a lie. Notice the way it states that through education and hard work everyone can get work, yet leaves out the facts that everything is being out sourced so these great jobs they talk about aren't even there regardless of ones education or abilities. For the last 5 years the job sources has only been in the service industry, low pay, no benefits.
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rpannier Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 09:10 AM
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10. Let's see
Article V is crap. I think if you did an honest polling of people and presented them with all the facts and not conjecture and 'gloom and doom' crap the majority would support it.

Article XI. Agreed in that you DO NOT GET TO CHANGE ANY OF THE HISTORY. In God We Trust is NOT part of our heritage. It's a mid 1800'sd thing. As to founded on one true God, Virginia was founded as a corporation to make rich British entrepeneurs even richer.

Article IX. Agree wholeheartedly on the Bill of Rights comment. It'd be nice if the reich wing would stop subverting it. I also agree you do not have the right to happiness.

Article XIII: Again I agree. However, it would be nice if the reich wing would stop gutting education aid to people so they could get the training for a new job.

Article IV: Myth and Wedge issue. True, there are some who abuse the system. But, like everything else, they are always the minority.

Article III: I agree completely. The doctor that got 1000000 dollars from that jury for pain and suffering when he found the dealer had painted over a scratch on his car should have gotten squat. But when "Real Harm" is done through negligence by a corporation's neglegence is entitled to have their lost income and medical bills covered. It is true that there are idiotic lawsuits. If you stab yourself in the eye with a screwdriver you should be the object of derision. But, again, his example is a wedge attempt.

Article II: Agree 100%. You do not have the right not to be offended. But that cuts both ways. If I want to criticize their positions they need to stop whining over it.
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CottonBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 09:34 AM
Response to Reply #10
25. Thanks. Those are excellent. n/t
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Stuckinthebush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 09:13 AM
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12. Simple response to the person who sent this to you
"This is the most racist, classist foolishness I have seen in a while. Thank God that intelligent people look at this and cringe. Surely you are bigger than the hate spewed in this email."

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CottonBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 09:22 AM
Response to Reply #12
18. That would be perfect.
However, in the interest of work place harmony I probably can't respond in such an honest fashion.

I'll save that response though. I can use it eventually.
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warpigs Donating Member (69 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 09:17 AM
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14. Bill of Rights
Tell them the government should start abiding by the original Bill of Rights first.
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CottonBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 09:32 AM
Response to Reply #14
24. The Bill of Rights doesn't mean much to these sorts of people.
Welcome to DU! :hi:
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Norquist Nemesis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 09:19 AM
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16. Throw back the biggest animated ROFLMAO you can find!
When/if they respond with a pissy comment, cite ARTICLE II
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CottonBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 09:26 AM
Response to Reply #16
21. Great idea! Thanks! n/t
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Bridget Burke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 09:19 AM
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17. This crap was actually written by Lewis Napper...
I found it at a site fighting the "Liberal Media Bias"....www.fightthebias.com/Resources/Humor/bill_of_no_rights.htm

But here's an earlier source . Do all those sites replicating it realize there is a COPYRIGHT?
www.backwoodshome.com/articles/napper56.html

Backwoods Home's links remind me of the old Whole Earth Catalog. Except for the political section:
www.backwoodshome.com/linkspage.html

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CottonBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 09:24 AM
Response to Reply #17
19. Thanks! good find! I knew that the idiot GA GOP guy didn't write it. n/t
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IdaBriggs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 09:24 AM
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20. I've got a reply for you!!!
(You can quote from below.)

Thanks for sharing that joke e-mail -- it was pretty hilarious! Who knew people could be so stupid, eh? Here's another one you might like! Enjoy! :)

Subject: Fwd: Air Force One & the Farmer

Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken, the Secret Service mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they got there, the wreckage was clear. The aircraft was totally destroyed, with only a burned hulk left smoldering in a tree line that bordered a farm. Secret Service descended upon the smoking hulk but could find no remains of the crew or the President's staff. To their amazement, a lone farmer was plowing a field not too far away as if nothing at all happened. They hurried over to surround the man's tractor. "Sir," the senior Secret Service agent asked, panting and out of breath. "Did you see this terrible accident happen?" "Yep. Sure did." The man muttered unconcernedly. "Do you realize that is the President of the United States' airplane?" "Yep." "Were there any survivors?" the agent gasped. "Nope. They's all kilt straight out." The farmer sighed cutting of his tractor motor. "I done buried them all myself. Took most of the morning." "The President of the United States is DEAD?" The agent gulped in disbelief. "Yep, he kept a-saying he wasn't ... but you know what a liar he is!"

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CottonBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 09:29 AM
Response to Reply #20
23. Hee hee! The fight idiocy with humour tactic is perfect! n/t
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LibertyLover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 10:37 AM
Response to Reply #20
42. "I'm not dead yet."
:evilgrin:
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sinkingfeeling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 09:27 AM
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22. When this person admits his Article XI is a total lie, then he is free
to post this to all his RW Christofascist friends. They should be reminded that they do not have the right to never be offended, do not have the right to be free from harm, do not have the right to physically harm other people, do not have the right to the possessions of others, do not have the right to happiness, and of course, do not have the right to change our country's history or heritage.

This crap is offensive to everybody and to the people who founded and defended the real Constitution.
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CottonBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 09:41 AM
Response to Reply #22
28. I have found an appropriate reply: one of my favorite quotes:
"A little patience, and we shall see the reign of witches pass over, their spells dissolve, and the people, recovering their true sight, restore their government to its true principles. It is true that in the meantime we are suffering deeply in spirit, and incurring the horrors of a war and long oppressions of enormous public debt. If the game runs sometimes against us at home we must have patience till luck turns, and then we shall have an opportunity of winning back the principles we have lost, for this is a game where principles are at stake."

~From a letter written by Thomas Jefferson in 1798 after the passage of the Sedition Act

Should I send this? I think I would take the moral and intellectual high road with this sort of response.
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Bridget Burke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 10:01 AM
Response to Reply #28
37. This approach is far better than calling your co-worker a Dumbass.
Even if he or she actually is.
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CottonBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 10:48 AM
Response to Reply #37
44. I agree. I prefer not to insult people.
I sent the quote with no further comment. I feel better now. :)
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Crunchy Frog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 09:35 AM
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26. If this person is a co-worker
you might consider turning them in for on the job harrassment. After all, the person did send you an email that referred to you as a "terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other liberal bed-wetter". Is considered acceptable in your workplace to insult one's co-workers on the basis of their politics?
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CottonBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 09:48 AM
Response to Reply #26
30. I wouldn't do that. We are a very small company.
I really don't think that the person meant to insult me. They are not that savvy. ;)
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Crunchy Frog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 09:51 AM
Response to Reply #30
31. Maybe you could send an email
that isn't "meant" to insult her. :)
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kahleefornia Donating Member (530 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 09:52 AM
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32. "Wow! You found the 'forward' button!"
"I'm so very proud of you!"

(that's what I would reply with)
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Carni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 09:52 AM
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33. I would respond with...
Dear extremist,

You and your crappy red necked cohorts should probably follow some of your own tenents...with that said I have taken the liberty of passing on the following from your *new preamble to the constitution* to your beloved furher George W--he would do well to heed the following.

ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair.

ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you rob, cheat, or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don't be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place where you still won't have the right to a big screen color
TV or a life of leisure.

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Brewman_Jax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 09:56 AM
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34. Right winger BS
found this on snopes, and the idiot didn't quote it correctly. The complete list is at http://www.snopes.com/language/document/norights.htm

The worse thing to do to freepers is to make them think. Along those lines:

You can ask if Article VII applies to Ken Lay, Bernie Ebbers, and the other corporate criminals.

If he wants to whine, you can mention Article II.

You can mention that if he has a problem with the country, see Article IX--he can always leave.

You'll probably make the ignore list in no time. :rofl:
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CottonBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 11:17 AM
Response to Reply #34
50. Thanks for the link Lurking_Argyle!
How are you doing? We missed you at the last DU meet up in Atlanta! :hi:
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Brewman_Jax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 12:10 PM
Response to Reply #50
56. Doing well, CottonBear
:hi: Sorry I missed the last meet up. I wasn't well to add to the crappy weather that weekend. I plan on being healthy and functional when the next one is scheduled.
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Lochloosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 09:58 AM
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35. Ask him/her why the hate America and send them this:
Congress of the United States,
begun and held at the City of New-York, on Wednesday the Fourth
of March, one thousand seven hundred and eighty nine.

THE Conventions of a number of the States, having at the time of
their adopting the Constitution, expressed a desire, in order to prevent
misconstruction or abuse of its powers, that further declaratory and
restrictive clauses should be added: And as extending the ground of
public confidence in the Government, will best ensure the beneficent
ends of its institution.

RESOLVED, by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United
States of America, in Congress Assembled, two thirds of both Houses
concurring, that the following Articles be proposed to the Legislatures
of the several States, as Amendments to the Constitution of the United
States, all, or any of which Articles, when ratified by three fourths
of the said Legislatures, to be valid to all intents and purposes, as
part of the said Constitution; viz.t.

ARTICLES in addition to, and Amendment of the Constitution of
the United States of America, proposed by Congress, and ratified by
the Legislatures of the several States, pursuant to the fifth Article
of the original Constitution...

Frederick Augustus Muhlenburg Speaker of the House of Representatives.
John Adams, Vice-President of the United States, and President of the
Senate.

Attest, John Beckley, Clerk of the House of Representatives.

Sam. A. Otis Secretary of the Senate.



Amendment I (December 15, 1791)
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of
religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging
the freedom of speech, or of the press, or the right of the
people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for
a redress of grievances.

Amendment II
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of
a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms,
shall not be infringed.

Amendment III
No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house,
without the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, but in a
manner to be prescribed by law.

Amendment IV
The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses,
papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures,
shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon
probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and
particularly describing the place to be searched, and the
persons or things to be seized.

Amendment V
No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise
infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a
Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces,
or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or
public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same
offence to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb, nor shall
be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against
himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without
due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for
public use without just compensation.

Amendment VI
In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right
to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the State
and district wherein the crime shall have been committed, which
district shall have been previously ascertained by law, and to
be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be
confronted with the witnesses against him; to have compulsory
process for obtaining witnesses in his favor, and to have the
Assistance of Counsel for his defence.

Amendment VII
In Suits at common law, where the value in controversy shall
exceed twenty dollars, the right of trial by jury shall be
preserved, and no fact tried by a jury, shall be otherwise
re-examined in any Court of the United States, than according
to the rules of the common law.

Amendment VIII
Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines
imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted.

Amendment IX
The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not
be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.

Amendment X (December 15, 1791)
The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.

Amendment XI (February 7, 1795)
The Judicial power of the United States shall not be construed to
extend to any suit in law or equity, commenced or prosecuted
against one of the United States by Citizens of another State,
or by Citizens or Subjects of any Foreign State.

Amendment XII (June 15, 1804)
The Electors shall meet in their respective states, and vote by
ballot for President and Vice President, one of whom, at least,
shall not be an inhabitant of the same state with themselves;
they shall name in their ballots the person voted for as
President, and in distinct ballots the person voted for as
Vice-President, and they shall make distinct lists of all persons
voted for as President, and of all persons voted for as Vice-
President, and of the number of votes for each, which lists they
shall sign and certify, and transmit sealed to the seat of the
government of the United States, directed to the President of
the Senate;_The President of the Senate shall, in the presence
of the Senate and House of Representatives, open all the
certificates and the votes shall then be counted;_The person
having the greatest number of votes for President, shall be the
President, if such number be a majority of the whole number of
Electors appointed; and if no person have such majority, then
from the persons having the highest numbers not exceeding three
on the list of those voted for as President, the House of
Representatives shall choose immediately, by ballot, the
President. But in choosing the President, the votes shall be
taken by states, the representation from each state having one
vote; a quorum for this purpose shall consist of a member or
members from two-thirds of the states, and a majority of all the
states shall be necessary to a choice. *(And if the House of
Representatives shall not choose a President whenever the right
of choice shall devolve upon them, before the fourth day of March
next following, then the Vice-President shall act as President,
as in the case of the death or other constitutional disability of the President)._The person having the greatest number of votes
as Vice-President, shall be the Vice-President, if such number
be a majority of the whole number of Electors appointed, and if
no person have a majority, then from the two highest numbers
on the list, the Senate shall choose the Vice-President; a quorum for the purpose shall consist of two-thirds of the whole number
of Senators, and a majority of the whole number shall be
necessary to a choice. But no person constitutionally
ineligible to the office of President shall be eligible to
that of Vice-President of the United States.
*(see section 3 of 20th Amendment)

Amendment XIII (December 6, 1865)
Section 1. Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except
as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been
duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any
place subject to their jurisdiction.

Section 2. Congress shall have power to enforce this article
by appropriate legislation.

Amendment XIV (July 9, 1868)
Section 1. All persons born or naturalized in the United States,
and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the
United States and of the State wherein they reside. No State
shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges
or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any
State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without
due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction
the equal protection of the laws.

Section 2. Representatives shall be apportioned among the
several States according to their respective numbers, counting
the whole number of persons in each State, excluding Indians not
taxed. But when the right to vote at any election for the choice
of electors for President and Vice President of the United States, Representatives in Congress, the Executive and Judicial officers
of a State, or the members of the Legislature thereof, is denied
to any of the male inhabitants of such State, being twenty-one
years of age, and citizens of the United States, or in any way
abridged, except for participation in rebellion, or other crime,
the basis of representation therein shall be reduced in the
proportion which the number of such male citizens shall bear
to the whole number of male citizens twenty-one years of age
in such State.

Section 3. No person shall be a Senator or Representative
in Congress, or elector of President and Vice President, or
hold any office, civil or military, under the United States,
or under any State, who, having previously taken an oath, as
a member of Congress, or as an officer of the United States,
or as a member of any State legislature, or as an executive
or judicial officer of any State, to support the Constitution
of the United States, shall have engaged in insurrection or
rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the
enemies thereof. But Congress may by a vote of two-thirds of
each House, remove such disability.

Section 4. The validity of the public debt of the United States,
authorized by law, including debts incurred for payment of
pensions and bounties for services in suppressing insurrection
or rebellion, shall not be questioned. But neither the United
States nor any State shall assume or pay any debt or obligation
incurred in aid of insurrection or rebellion against the United
States, or any claim for the loss or emancipation of any slave;
but all such debts, obligations and claims shall be held illegal
and void.

Section 5. The Congress shall have power to enforce, by
appropriate legislation, the provisions of this article.

Amendment XV (February 3, 1870)
Section 1. The right of citizens of the United States to vote
shall not be denied or abridged by the United States or by any
State on account of race, color, or previous condition of servitude.

Section 2. The Congress shall have power to enforce this article
by appropriate legislation.

Amendment XVI (February 3, 1913)
The Congress shall have power to lay and collect taxes on incomes,from whatever source derived, without apportionment among the
several States, and without regard to any census or enumeration.

Amendment XVII (April 8, 1913)
The Senate of the United States shall be composed of two Senators from each State, elected by the people thereof, for six years; and each Senator shall have one vote. The electors in each State
shall have the qualifications requisite for electors of the most
numerous branch of the State legislatures.

When vacancies happen in the representation of any State in the
Senate, the executive authority of such State shall issue writs
of election to fill such vacancies: Provided, That the
legislature of any State may empower the executive thereof to
make temporary appointments until the people fill the vacancies
by election as the legislature may direct.

This amendment shall not be so construed as to affect the
election or term of any Senator chosen before it becomes valid
as part of the Constitution.

Amendment XVIII* (January 16, 1919)
Section 1. After one year from the ratification of this article
the manufacture, sale, or transportation of intoxicating liquors
within, the importation thereof into, or the exportation thereof
from the United States and all territory subject to the
jurisdiction thereof for beverage purposes is hereby prohibited.

Section 2. The Congress and the several States shall have
concurrent power to enforce this article by appropriate legislation.

Section 3. This article shall be inoperative unless it shall
have been ratified as an amendment to the Constitution by the
legislatures of the several States, as provided in the
Constitution, within seven years from the date of the submission
hereof to the States by the Congress.
*(see 21st Amendment)

Amendment XIX (August 18, 1920)
The right of citizens of the United States to vote shall not be
denied or abridged by the United States or by any State on
account of sex.

Congress shall have power to enforce this article by
appropriate legislation.

Amendment XX (January 23, 1933)
Section 1. The terms of the President and Vice President shall
end at noon on the 20th day of January, and the terms of Senators and Representatives at noon on the 3d day of January, of the years in which such terms would have ended if this article had not
been ratified; and the terms of their successors shall then begin.

Section 2. The Congress shall assemble at least once in every
year, and such meeting shall begin at noon on the 3d day of
January, unless they shall by law appoint a different day.

Section 3. If, at the time fixed for the beginning of the term
of the President, the President elect shall have died, the Vice
President elect shall become President. If a President shall
not have been chosen before the time fixed for the beginning
of his term, or if the President elect shall have failed to
qualify, then the Vice President elect shall act as President
until a President shall have qualified; and the Congress may
by law provide for the case wherein neither a President elect
nor a Vice President elect shall have qualified, declaring who
shall then act as President, or the manner in which one who is
to act shall be selected, and such person shall act accordingly
until a President or Vice President shall have qualified.

Section 4. The Congress may by law provide for the case of
the death of any of the persons from whom the House of
Representatives may choose a President whenever the right
of choice shall have devolved upon them, and for the case
of the death of any of the persons from whom the Senate may
choose a Vice President whenever the right of choice shall
have devolved upon them.

Section 5. Sections 1 and 2 shall take effect on the 15th day of
October following the ratification of this article.

Section 6. This article shall be inoperative unless it shall
have been ratified as an amendment to the Constitution by the
legislatures of three-fourths of the several States within
seven years from the date of its submission.

Amendment XXI (December 5, 1933)
Section 1. The eighteenth article of amendment to the
Constitution of the United States is hereby repealed.

Section 2. The transportation or importation into any State,
Territory, or possession of the United States for delivery or
use therein of intoxicating liquors, in violation of the laws
thereof, is hereby prohibited.

Section 3. This article shall be inoperative unless it shall
have been ratified as an amendment to the Constitution by
conventions in the several States, as provided in the Constitution,
within seven years from the date of the submission hereof to the
States by the Congress.

Amendment XXII (February 27, 1951)
Section 1. No person shall be elected to the office of the
President more than twice, and no person who has held the
office of President, or acted as President, for more than
two years of a term to which some other person was elected
President shall be elected to the office of the President
more than once. But this Article shall not apply to any person
holding the office of President when this article was proposed
by the Congress, and shall not prevent any person who may be
holding the office of President, or acting as President, during
the term within which this Article becomes operative from
holding the office of President or acting as President during
the remainder of such term.

Section 2. This article shall be inoperative unless it shall
have been ratified as an amendment to the Constitution by the
legislatures of three-fourths of the several States within seven
years from the date of its submission to the States by the Congress.

Amendment XXIII (March 29, 1961)
Section 1. The District constituting the seat of government of
the United States shall appoint in such manner as the Congress
may direct:

A number of electors of President and Vice President equal to
the whole number of Senators and Representatives in Congress to
which the District would be entitled if it were a State, but in
no event more than the least populous State; they shall be in
addition to those appointed by the States, but they shall be
considered, for the purposes of the election of President and
Vice President, to be electors appointed by a State; and they
shall meet in the District and perform such duties as provided
by the twelfth article of amendment.

Section 2. The Congress shall have power to enforce this
article by appropriate legislation.

Amendment XXIV (January 23, 1964)
Section 1. The right of citizens of the United States to vote
in any primary or other election for President or Vice President,
for electors for President or Vice President, or for Senator or
Representative in Congress, shall not be denied or abridged by
the United States or any State by reason of failure to pay any
poll tax or other tax.

Section 2. The Congress shall have power to enforce this article
by appropriate legislation.

Amendment XXV (February 10, 1967)
Section 1. In case of the removal of the President from office
or of his death or resignation, the Vice President shall become
President.

Section 2. Whenever there is a vacancy in the office of the
Vice President, the President shall nominate a Vice President
who shall take office upon confirmation by a majority vote of
both Houses of Congress.

Section 3. Whenever the President transmits to the President
pro tempore of the Senate and the Speaker of the House of
Representatives his written declaration that he is unable to
discharge the powers and duties of his office, and until he
transmits to them a written declaration to the contrary, such
powers and duties shall be discharged by the Vice President as
Acting President.

Section 4. Whenever the Vice President and a majority of either
the principal officers of the executive departments or of such
other body as Congress may by law provide, transmit to the
President pro tempore of the Senate and the Speaker of the
House of Representatives their written declaration that the
President is unable to discharge the powers and duties of his
office, the Vice President shall immediately assume the powers
and duties of the office as Acting President.

Thereafter, when the President transmits to the President pro
tempore of the Senate and the Speaker of the House of
Representatives his written declaration that no inability
exists, he shall resume the powers and duties of his office
unless the Vice President and a majority of either the principal
officers of the executive department or of such other body as
Congress may by law provide, transmit within four days to the
President pro tempore of the Senate and the Speaker of the House
of Representatives their written declaration that the President
is unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office.
Thereupon Congress shall decide the issue, assembling within
forty-eight hours for that purpose if not in session. If the
Congress, within twenty-one days after receipt of the latter
written declaration, or, if Congress is not in session, within
twenty-one days after Congress is required to assemble, determines
by two-thirds vote of both Houses that the President is unable to
discharge the powers and duties of his office, the Vice President
shall continue to discharge the same as Acting President;
otherwise, the President shall resume the powers and duties of
his office.

Amendment XXVI (July 1, 1971)
Section 1. The right of citizens of the United States, who are
eighteen years of age or older, to vote shall not be denied or
abridged by the United States or any State on account of age.

Section 2. The Congress shall have the power to enforce this
article by appropriate legislation.

Amendment XXVII (May 7, 1992)
No Law, varying the compensation for the services of the
Senators and Representatives, shall take effect, until an
election of Representatives shall have intervened.
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cynatnite Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 10:00 AM
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36. I'd probably be shot for asking what rights I do have
:puke:
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AnarchoFreeThinker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 10:12 AM
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38. ZINGERS below
ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.
NO SWEAT. I DO HAVE THE RIGHT TO VOTE AND HAVE IT COUNTED, THOUGH. SO QUIT SCHEMING TO TAKE IT AWAY.

ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone -- not just you! You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc.; but the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be.
NO OFFENSE TAKEN. IT'S NOW PAINFULLY OBVIOUSLY ANY IDIOT CAN USE EMAIL, TOO.

ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful, do not expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently wealthy.
GOOD POINT. WHAT IF A THE COMPANY WHO MAKES MY COFFEE CUP USES MATERIALS THAT PRODUCE CARCINOGENS THAT I THEN DRINK? DO THEY HAVE TO BE CAREFUL, TOO, OR JUST ME?

ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after generation of professional couch potatoes who
achieve nothing more than the creation of another generation of professional couch potatoes. (This one is my pet peeve...get an education and go to work....don't expect everyone else to take care of you!)
WHILE NOBODY EXPECTS FREE FOOD AND HOUSING, I THINK SOME OF US ARE LITTLE CONFUSED HOW THE RICHEST COUNTRY ON EARTH CAN'T FEED AND CLOTHE ITS POOR, PEOPLE WHO CAN'T AFFORD AN EDUCATION OR WHO LIVE IN PLACES WHERE GOOD EDUCATION IS IMPOSSIBLE OR SCHOOLS ARE TOO DANGEROUS TO ATTEND. STILL, IF EDUCATION WERE THE KEY TO PROSPERITY, YOU WOULDN'T BE IN A POSITION TO IGNORANTLY STEREOTYPE THE POOR AS "COUCH POTATOES."

ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. That would be nice, but from the looks of public housing, we're just not interested in public health care.
AS YOU KNOW, EVERYONE WHO HAS HEALTH CARE PAYS FOR IT ONE WAY OR ANOTHER. WOULDN'T IT BE BETTER TO PAY LESS--OR IS IT POSSIBLE YOUR LACK OF DECENCY OUTWEIGHS EVEN YOUR GREED?

ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair.
GOT IT. IF I SECRETLY WANT TO DO ALL THOSE THINGS, I'LL SUPPORT THE GOVERNMENT THUG LEADERSHIP WHO CARRY IT OUT ON THE PREMISE OF PROTECTING OUR COUNTRY, WHILE THEY DESTROY THE PRINCIPLES OUR COUNTRY USED TO STAND FOR.

ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you rob, cheat, or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don't be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place where you still won't have the right to a big screen color
TV or a life of leisure.
EXCEPTIONS: STEALING OIL, STEALING PRIVACY, STEALING VOTES, LEAKING, TAKING NATIONAL FOREST LAND FOR OIL, ETC ETC ETC

ARTICLE VIII: You do not have the right to a job. All of us sure want you to have a job, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect you to take advantage of the opportunities of education and vocational training laid before you to make yourself useful.
(AMEN!)
AMEN INDEED! I APPRECIATE THE HELP, EXCEPT THAT I ALREADY TOOK ADVANTAGE OF ALL THOSE THINGS, WHICH WAS CAKE BECAUSE I WAS BORN INTO A LIFE OF PRIVILEGE. YET, UNLIKE YOU, I HAVE THIS NAGGING NOTION THAT THE WORLD IS A HELL OF A LOT MORE COMPLICATED THAN YOU THINK IT IS, AND I'M NOT WILLING TO BLAME PEOPLE FOR NOT BEING BORN INTO PRIVILEGE.

ARTICLE IX: You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American means that you have the right to PURSUE happiness, which by the way, is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an over abundance of idiotic laws created by those of you who were confused by the Bill of
Rights.
RIGHT, LIKE THE PATRIOT ACT. REGARDING HAPPINESS: READ JUNG ON "THE SHADOW," DO SOME FRANK SELF-ASSESSMENT, AND FREE YOUR MIND. HAPPINESS IS EVEN POSSIBLE FOR YOU.

ARTICLE X: This is an English speaking country. We don't care where you are from, English is our language. Learn it or go back to wherever you came from! (lastly....)
I KNOW LEARNING A FOREIGN LANGUAGE CAN BE HARD, BUT I BET EVEN YOU CAN DO IT. BUT THIS MUST BE ONLY AN ENGLISH-SPEAKING COUNTRY, AND THE FOUNDERS OBVIOUSLY WANTED IT THIS WAY WHEN THEY SAID "E PLURIBUS UNUM."

ARTICLE XI: You do not have the right to change our country's history or heritage. This country was founded on the belief in one true God. And yet, you are given the freedom to believe in any religion, any faith, or no faith at all; with no fear of persecution. The phrase IN GOD WE TRUST is part of our heritage and history, and if you are uncomfortable with it, Tough!
RIGHT, GOD, NO PERSECUTION, GOT IT. MUST ALL BE TRUE. EXCELLENT. E PLURIBUS UNUM. EXCEPT EVEN THE MOST ZEALOT OF THE ZEALOTS BACK THEN KNEW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF WE MIXED RELIGION AND GOVERNMENT. NOW, NOBODY TRUSTS PROPONENTS OF EITHER.

If you agree, share this with a friend. No, you don't have to, and nothing tragic will befall you if you don't. I just think it's about time common sense is allowed to flourish. Sensible people of the United States speak out because if you do not, who will?
IT IS TIME FOR COMMON SENSE TO FLOURISH. I APPRECIATE YOUR BRAVERY IN ADVOCATING FOR IT, BECAUSE WHEN COMMON SENSE FLOURISHES YOU LIKELY WILL BE OUT OF A JOB, WITHOUT A SPOUSE, POSSESSION-LESS, PARTY-LESS, AND LEFT BABBLING TO YOURSELF IN ONE OF THOSE SOUP LINES YOU DESPISE.
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CottonBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 11:03 AM
Response to Reply #38
45. Wow! Very good responses. I'm saving those for future use. Thanks.
BTW, what's the story behind the poor donkey? I hope the poor thing was OK. I love equines and I hate to see them hurt or injured. That picture is pretty amusing though! ;)
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Blue_Tires Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 02:13 PM
Response to Reply #38
58. brilliant n/t
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 10:20 AM
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39. How about this:
"I set my e-mail filter to eliminate spam and posts which fail to meet the minimum IQ levels of a retarded rock. On that note, I haven't heard from you lately. Please give me a call . . . "
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CottonBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 11:07 AM
Response to Reply #39
46. LOL!
I'd better not send that one to my co-worker but I'll save that to send to someone else!
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bunkerbuster1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 10:29 AM
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40. This is, these days, mostly about healthcare ("Article V" of the screed)
No, really. I've heard this come up a few times in recent weeks on wingnut radio shows. There's a riff being played; they're trying to convince Joe Stupid that he has no "right to healthcare."

This is their excuse to screw us over, and prevent the long-overdue scrapping of our suck-ass patchwork quilt healthcare delivery system.

The RW knows that the status quo is unmanageable, but they also know that if they tar those who are calling for a single payer plan as "socialists" who are creating "imaginary rights" (Michael Medved recently did a show that was all about what he called "imaginary rights"), they can stave off the inevitable for a couple more years.

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DemonGoddess Donating Member (364 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 10:32 AM
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41. Only response I can think of...
to this UTTER crap...

is...

I FART in your general direction!
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CottonBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 11:08 AM
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48. Hah!
Excellent response! I do feel that way! :evilgrin:
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Rocknrule Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 11:08 AM
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47. Notice how every article begins, "You do not have the right to..."
shows how much these people despise freedom
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CottonBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 11:10 AM
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49. Gosh. You're right . I had not noticed that,
:scared: That is very disturbing. :(
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leeroysphitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 11:20 AM
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51. Jeez, it's the pot calling the kettle black 9 or 10 times! nt
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CottonBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 11:23 AM
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53. The recognition of irony is not one of their strong points. n/t
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jukes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 11:31 AM
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54. you won't convince any1, they've already made up their "minds".
they WILL enjoy getting a rise from you & wasting you're time.
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RubyDuby in GA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 11:34 AM
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55. I would just say "See Article II - this means you and the bigoted horse
you rode in on"
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CottonBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:52 PM
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57. Thank you Ruby! As always, you mince no words! I like it!
How are you feeling? When is Carter Dean scheduled to make his debut?
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RubyDuby in GA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 02:20 PM
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59. Feelin' fine. Carter is a big boy.
I had an ultrasound last week because they thought he's bigger than he should be and sure enough he is. I was right at the end of 30 weeks and they were estimating him at being the size of a 33 week baby. He's already at 5lbs. He's a big boy. :) Because of that, I'm more inclined to believe that he's going to be a Memorial Day baby.
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Ciggies and coffee Donating Member (174 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 05:47 PM
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61. I hear you. But the years of establishment education=no issue n/t
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