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Elwood P Dowd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 06:18 PM
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Breaking - Osama spotted on Moped loaded with firecrackers
and headed to the SEC basketball tournament in Nashville. His No.2 man was just captured by Bill Frist, who happened to be in town for the game. Hannity is flying to Nashville for live updates. Stay tuned for more Fox News terror updates. We report - you decide.
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Oceansaway Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 06:20 PM
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1. LoL...n/t
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Roon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 06:21 PM
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2. Fox is such a joke
I just know one day they will be rendered a laughingstock and go out of business.
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Drum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 06:23 PM
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3. Ah, but was apprehended ten days in advance of his goal.
He'd used the wrong calendar....
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electropop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 06:35 PM
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4. Who was that at the airport then?
Zawahiri?
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Elwood P Dowd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 07:01 PM
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5. It was Zawabusha
Zawahiri's No. 3 man. That's the 17th time they nabbed him, but he keeps getting away.
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electropop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 07:13 PM
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8. Funny that the number 3 man has a different name each week.
Sounds like a bunch of number 2 to me.
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U4ikLefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 07:05 PM
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6. I heard Osama was in Vegas...partying with Paris Hilton
Edited on Fri Mar-10-06 07:07 PM by U4ikLefty
in the Belllagio drinking champagne out of her navel.

O'Reilly was taking the first jet to take part in an exclusive interview...with loofa & falafel in hand, of course!!!
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electropop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 07:15 PM
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11. The UAE royalty supplied the caviar
and hookers.

Bush got so wasted on Chateau Lafite-Rothschild that they had to cart him out. Cheney stabbed 3 people with a forkful of puppy meat.
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U4ikLefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 07:50 PM
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15. ...and Paris, Condi and Rumsfeld are caught dong a "naughty video" in the
Edited on Fri Mar-10-06 07:53 PM by U4ikLefty
penthouse suite of the New York, New York.

Cheney not commenting for 24 hours after the incident

...at a press conference: the 3 stabbing victims apologize to Cheney for "getting in the way of his fork".
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Jade Fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 07:11 PM
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7. Tell Osama to watch out for....
Cow Patty on her moped she calls "Flame".

Remember that song? Your post made me think of it.
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 07:14 PM
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9. "B*sh and Osama missed each other, but they shot that world to hell."
Yeah, I remember that one, all right.
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Jade Fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 07:17 PM
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12. Ouch. The song is more relevant than I thought....
at first glance.
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Mayberry Machiavelli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 07:15 PM
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10. I'll just bet he's a freakin' DUKE fan, too! BASTARD!
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 07:42 PM
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14. Oh, you did NOT just go there!
When my girlfriend gets home from the ACC tournament,
I am SOOOOO totally gonna TELL ON YOU............ :rofl:
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 07:20 PM
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13. Which Osama?
:D


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