Breaking - Osama spotted on Moped loaded with firecrackers

[Elwood P Dowd]

and headed to the SEC basketball tournament in Nashville. His No.2 man was just captured by Bill Frist, who happened to be in town for the game. Hannity is flying to Nashville for live updates. Stay tuned for more Fox News terror updates. We report - you decide.

[Oceansaway]

1. LoL...n/t

[Roon]

2. Fox is such a joke

I just know one day they will be rendered a laughingstock and go out of business.

[Drum]

3. Ah, but was apprehended ten days in advance of his goal.

He'd used the wrong calendar....

[electropop]

4. Who was that at the airport then?

Zawahiri?

[Elwood P Dowd]

5. It was Zawabusha

Zawahiri's No. 3 man. That's the 17th time they nabbed him, but he keeps getting away.

[electropop]

8. Funny that the number 3 man has a different name each week.

Sounds like a bunch of number 2 to me.

[U4ikLefty]

6. I heard Osama was in Vegas...partying with Paris Hilton

in the Belllagio drinking champagne out of her navel.

O'Reilly was taking the first jet to take part in an exclusive interview...with loofa & falafel in hand, of course!!!

[electropop]

11. The UAE royalty supplied the caviar

and hookers.

Bush got so wasted on Chateau Lafite-Rothschild that they had to cart him out. Cheney stabbed 3 people with a forkful of puppy meat.

[U4ikLefty]

15. ...and Paris, Condi and Rumsfeld are caught dong a "naughty video" in the

penthouse suite of the New York, New York.

Cheney not commenting for 24 hours after the incident

...at a press conference: the 3 stabbing victims apologize to Cheney for "getting in the way of his fork".

[Jade Fox]

7. Tell Osama to watch out for....

Cow Patty on her moped she calls "Flame".

Remember that song? Your post made me think of it.

[Richard Steele]

9. "B*sh and Osama missed each other, but they shot that world to hell."

Yeah, I remember that one, all right.

[Jade Fox]

12. Ouch. The song is more relevant than I thought....

at first glance.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

10. I'll just bet he's a freakin' DUKE fan, too! BASTARD!

[Richard Steele]

14. Oh, you did NOT just go there!

When my girlfriend gets home from the ACC tournament,
I am SOOOOO totally gonna TELL ON YOU............

[Swamp Rat]

13. Which Osama?