Hey! You! Lynne Cheney.....some new comedy material for you

[Bluebear]

Time to update your schtick.

During a campaign stop with her husband, a group of volunteers moved into the crowd with microphones for the question-and-answer period. Vice President Dick Cheney told supporters to look for the people with dark orange shirts.

When Cheney paused as if searching for the words to describe the shade of orange, Lynne Cheney said, “How about John Kerry’s suntan?”

The remark drew a big laugh from the crowd and the vice president.

[thebigidea]

1. betcha we'll hear from that shrew today or tomorrow

whenever he's in trouble, he sends the wife and non-lesbian daughter out to sling the mud for him.

[JI7]

2. and remember the grim reaper joke

her grandchild was dressed up as the grim reaper for halloween and she made some stupid joke about how they were dressed up as Kerry's health care plan.

[Bluebear]

3. Yoo hoo! Lynne! Where are ya? Why no clever jokes?