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tocqueville Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 03:37 PM
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Escaped chimp gets snack, cleans bathroom
Wed Jan 17, 7:51 AM ET

LITTLE ROCK, Ark. - An escaped chimpanzee at the Little Rock Zoo raided a kitchen cupboard and did a little cleaning with a toilet brush before sedatives knocked her out on top of a refrigerator.

The 120-pound primate, Judy, escaped yesterday into a service area when a zookeeper opened a door to her sleeping quarters, unaware the animal was still inside.

As keepers tried to woo Judy back into her cage, she rummaged through a refrigerator where chimp snacks are stored. She opened kitchen cupboards, pulled out juice and soft drinks and took a swig from bottles she managed to open.

Keeper Ann Rademacher says Judy went into the bathroom, picked up a toilet brush and cleaned the toilet. Rademacher says the 37-year-old Judy was a house pet before the zoo acquired her in 1988, so she may have been familiar with housekeeping chores. Judy wrung out a sponge and scrubbed down the fridge.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070117/ap_on_fe_st/chimp_spree_1
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MissB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 03:38 PM
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1. She could probably come over and clean my house if she wanted.
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tocqueville Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 03:40 PM
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4. beware of escaped chimps
they could clean out your house completely...
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hippiechick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 03:39 PM
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2. Now if we could just train George to do basic tasks ...
:rofl:
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villager Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 03:39 PM
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3. No: "Escaped Chimp Handed Keys to White House by Supreme court"
n/t
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ClusterFreak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 04:32 PM
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9. ROFLMAO!!!
:rofl:
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 03:49 PM
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5. Good GOP prospect for '08. Brighter than the one in office now.
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vicman Donating Member (373 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 03:50 PM
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6. Does she mop?
Dang Jesus I HATE mopping.

Vacumming si

Mopping NO
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aint_no_life_nowhere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 03:52 PM
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7. Too bad that Chimp wasn't in charge of cleaning up after Katrina
Sounds like at least one Chimp is competent at cleaning up messes.
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spacelady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 03:55 PM
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8. A true life Bathroom Monkey! Old SNL Commercial come true!n/t
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caffeinefwee Donating Member (171 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 11:18 AM
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10. Sounds like the perfect job for Bush after he leaves office
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WI_DEM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 11:58 AM
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11. yes, he could be put in charge of cleaning all the prison toilets!
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caffeinefwee Donating Member (171 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 06:55 PM
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13. good one!
:thumbsup:
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Marie26 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 12:00 PM
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12. Everytime
I see this headline, I first think it's talking about Bush! Been at DU too long...
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caffeinefwee Donating Member (171 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 07:07 PM
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14. Bush when he wakes up
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kineneb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 07:27 PM
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15. hate to say it
but our primate friend is better trained than many of the so-called "homo sapiens" ... so much for our vaunted "intelligence"

she, at least, knows how to use the toilet brush...
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