Oh, Come All Ye (weekend DU) Faithful and . . . CAPTION!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "saying": "It's like if you have one hundred apples in some barrel and you take a dozen of them out too fast and someone else puts in a bunch of insurgent oranges which are rotten because they hate our freedom even, then though the apples don't have the citizens' support, the whole barrel might turn into a quagmire where there's two in the bush but you're empty handed and no one mentions a democracy. . . . Get it?"

[Viva_La_Revolution]

1. "I had to invade Iraq to prove my manhood...

because my d*ck is this big"

[knitter4democracy]

2. "Now, in my Rum and Coke, I want about this much Coke.

Got it? This much. I hope I'm clear on that because I always want to be clear. Now, get me that drink."

[SpiralHawk]

3. "One rotten apple can spoil the barrel, or the planet." - Commander AWOL

"Heh, heh, smirk, smirk." - Commander AWOL