President Bush raised eyebrows this week by hitting the nighttime party circuit with his new best friend, Paris Hilton. After divorcing himself from his longtime partner, Donny Rumsfeld, after giving birth with the Pentagon front-man to two Mideast occupations, Bush was seen flashing his ass at the new Congress as he painted the town red with his adopted "sister."
Bush was quoted as saying he was "extremely grateful" that Paris has taken him under her wing. Bush's new post-Rumsfeld look, revealing ass-baring skirts and cleavage-baring declarations to maintain custody of his dual occupations, were inspired by Paris as she maneuvered Bush through the paparazzi in Hollywood Hills and Las Vegas.
Dancing, laughing and chain-smoking throughout the night, Bush was spotted getting down and dirty on the dance floor to several Paris Hilton songs. In fact, things got so heated, Bush ditched his emperor's clothing and dirty-danced around one club in a pair of fishnet stockings singing his own hit song about his Iraq invasion, "Oops, I did it again" to an astonished crowd.
Later, Bush apologized for flashing his ass at the new Congress, saying, "I probably did take my new-found freedom too far ... Every move I make at this point has been magnified more than I expected . . . It's also been 2 years since I celebrated my puberty.
Bush also Robert Gate's new ass-covering appointment," which will, he hopes, be keeping his more private parts a little more secret in future . . .
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