trumad enters treatment for his hetrosexuality...

[trumad]

Wish me luck guys.... It's going to be tough but with the laying of the hands, I might make it.

[KingFlorez]

1. This will be difficult

But you can do it :rofl:

[shadowknows69]

2. Perhaps success will depend on where the hands are lain?

As far as the cure are you trying to become bisexual, fully gay or going right for the try-sexual zenith?

[TechBear_Seattle]

3. Going gay is extremely easy

All it takes is seeing two men kiss, or having one gay teacher, or ... :rofl:

[TygrBright]

4. Easier than THAT, even!

Just watch a few episodes of "Sponge Bob Square Pants." Or go see "Happy Feet." Or buy yourself a Tinky-Winky plush toy!

You'll be craving buttsex in no time!

helpfully,
Bright

[TechBear_Seattle]

9. Mmmm... Tinky Winky....

I'm feeling all twittery now. Gay as a tree full of chickadees!

[evilgenius602]

10. tinky winky does not have any genitalia

[mondo joe]

11. Who can tell what's under that purple outfit?

[Jamastiene]

12. Oh wow, buttsex on DU tonight.

Next thing you know, we'll see fisting mentioned in a thread. :rofl:

[evilgenius602]

5. I'd be gay, except I can't get past the kissing another man part

[mondo joe]

7. The kissing isn't required.

Honest.

[Nobody]

21. Wait a minute! Who says he's going gay?

Just remember the right wingnuts don't want people having sex at all, so that means he has to swear off sex altogether and go asexual.

[Saphire]

6. don't forget to get your toaster for switching.

[davidinalameda]

14. lesbians get toasters

and power tools

gay men get food processors and china

[bliss_eternal]

15. ......!

:spray:

[davidinalameda]

17. thank you

thank you very much

[xultar]

8. Yeah 'laying of the hands'. You freak.

[TahitiNut]

13. You'll go blind doing that.

:rofl:

[cboy4]

16. Trumad, it is with deep regret that we must inform you

we've decided to go in another direction concerning your apparent interest in switching teams.

However, we will gladly keep your resume on file for the next 6 days in the trash dumpster, and inform you when their are future openings (for which you will most certainly also be highly unqualified.)

At any rate, best of luck with your future endeavors, and might we suggest you sanitize your hands.

Respectfully,
CBOY4



President and CEO of the DU "Gay Agenda"

[trumad]

20. Damn

was it the way I was dressed?

[Bigmack]

18. I have a 3X married friend...

who says that marriage to a woman is "treatment" for heterosexuality! :spank:

[leftofthedial]

19. have you assumed the supplicant's position yet?

that helps