My Letter to Focus on the Family re Anna Nicole Smith

[BjohnsonMN]

Dear Mr. Dobson,

I am writing to thank you for all the support you have given to the Bush Administration. You have stood by Mr. Bush through tough times. When it was revealed that the administration was giving a press badge to a gay prostitute, you stood proud alongside the President. When porn star Mary Carey attended a Republican fundraiser you stood up and said yes, you support the same agenda that this porn star supports. And when Laura Bush revealed that the President tried to a milk a male horse, you continued to stand proud knowing that the President practices bestiality.

Now the President needs your help again. You see there is a Playboy Playmate that the President thinks needs our support right now, and we need you to put your moral authority up front and stand up for the rights of centerfold women. Anna Nicole Smith showed that she believed in the sanctity of marriage when she was a 26-year-old topless dancer, and decided to marry an 89-year-old oil tycoon. She showed her true love and commitment to this man, and now that the man is dead she believes it is her god given right to get his money. This is true love and commitment, and we believe that Focus on the Family should show the same commitment to this holy matrimony. As a bonus if you take up this case you can stand up for another issue you have spoken out strongly on, that issue is spanking. You see from what I understand Anna Nicole Smith believed in spanking to, and always spanked her former husband when he was a bad boy.

We thank you for your time and dedication in standing up for our moral values, and hope that you will continue to support the Presidents priorities by standing up for this Playmate of the Year.

Sincerely,
Bjorn Johnson

Yes, I really did send this letter and I hope some other DUers will contact Mr. Dobson as well to advise on this issue. If I get a response I will post it here.

[undeterred]

1. ...

:woohoo: :applause: :woohoo:

nice understated letter!

[Berry Cool]

14. Yeah. It's like Keith Olbermann said tonight...

"Oh, yeah...like this is the first time she's ever relied on 'BUSH'!"

[Saphire]

28. LOLOLOLOL

[BjohnsonMN]

17. Yeah, I know it is a little understated...

Maybe next time I will have to go into more graphic detail.

[Todd B]

2. I would..

..but I'm afraid it would only give that demon spawn more ideas about how to censor America further (unless we're dealing with violence, of course - since, as we all know, violence is more then ok as long as no one shows a nipple)..

*shudders*

(I do love the letter though!)

[BjohnsonMN]

4. Believe me those ideas are already in their head

Your letter won't give them new ideas, but maybe just maybe it will make them think about what hypocrites they are. I don't by any means think it will change them, but if enough people write letters and post them here it could at least cause them some embarrassment.

[catzies]

7. If it makes them think about what hypocrites they are, it's worth it

Hell, making them think is worth it! :D

[Agnomen]

3. Did you consider the possibility

that you are adding your name and address to Dobson's mailing list and that you will get deluged with donation requests? I doubt anyone in his organization reads received mail, they just add addresses to their data bank.

[BjohnsonMN]

11. I considered the possibility, but I don't care

I may get some spam but that is easy to delete, and I didn't give them my phone number. The e-mail address is the only required field. I have written to them before and they did not put me on a mailing list, but if it happens this time it is not the end of the world it's not like they are going to convince me to send them money.

[Evergreen Emerald]

5. Great letter!

I e-mailed it to my friends--it is so funny!

[CatWoman]

6. why are you people being such wet blankets???

this is a MARVELOUS letter.

Five snaps up!!! Good job, Bjorn!!!

[TahitiNut]

13. My blanket's dry.

[CatWoman]

27. !

:hi:

:loveya:

[Roland99]

8. Bravo!!

[seabeyond]

9. you forgot his support to coor as senator and coors soft porn

commercials he put out on saturday adn sunday afternoons for all the families to watch together. such family time.

[BjohnsonMN]

12. There is a lot I could have mentioned but didn't

Maybe some other DUers want to write and remind Dobson of these things. Post your letters here if you do.

[seabeyond]

18. wrong place

[BjohnsonMN]

20. Also remember his comments about taking showers with young boys

Dobson thinks it is important that their young children see the size of their fathers penis.

[seabeyond]

23. this one creeps me out. i live in panhandle of texas

i recently went to denver and went by his place. you can see it from the road. looks like a big circus place. he reaches down here to the churches in this area. my boys went to a christians school. i pulled them out. my niece is still going and i was taking care of her. she received a package from this place. i made a stink about why she was singled out and given this. there was a book in it. i was going to read. the first two pages a disgusting letter to his son that so didnt ring true. then it went to describe him. second paragraph he describes himself as a mans man. now...... what one of you men, have to declare your manhood by stating you are a mans man. any man i know that has to declare he is a mans man, has issues with his manliness. couldnt read any more of the book

[Imagevision]

10. I think Anna Nicole baby had an affair with someone from the GOP

and now it's time for payback...!

[BjohnsonMN]

15. Let's hope that affair was with Bush...

We all know what this Congress thinks is an impeachable offense.

[seabeyond]

19. remember all, bush had a stripper mistress for a lot of years

he supposedly had to give up to run for president

[Nicole]

16. Fantastic letter

Let us know if you get a reply.

[BjohnsonMN]

22. I will make sure DU is the first to know what Dobson's response is...

That is of course if I get a response, which for some reason I highly doubt.

[Crunchy Frog]

21. I envy you your way with words.

I wish I could write a letter like that. Hope you get a response, and I will look forward to seeing it (I doubt he has the balls though).

[BjohnsonMN]

24. I'm sure you could write a good letter to

Give it a try you might surprise yourself.

[buff2]

25. That is a GREAT letter.

Very well done....but I couldn't help laughing at the way you worded it like you were one of "them" but sent a different message all at the same time. Very clever and I salute you! :hi:

[BjohnsonMN]

26. Alright nobody has posted any letters of their own yet

Come on people Dobson needs some DU love.

[banana republican]

29. Did * really try and milk a Hores??? n/t

[banana republican]

30. damn I never could spell.... n/t

[BjohnsonMN]

32. That is what Laura says

"But I'm proud of George. He's learned a lot about ranching since that first year when he tried to milk the horse. What's worse, it was a male horse."

Link: http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2005-05-01-laura-bush-comments_x.htm

[AnnieBW]

31. Maybe Anna Nicole Will Be the One

To give * a blowjob, so we can impeach him! :D

[area51]

33. ROTFL.

:yourock: :applause: