Wonkette: Free Republic Gives Up and DIES

[NYCGirl]

http://www.wonkette.com/politics/midterms/free-republic-gives-up--dies-213217.php

With the Burns/Tester and Macaca/Webb final results a few hours or months away, we thought it was time to take a look at our favorite conservative Message Board and gauge the response.

We speak of Free Republic, of course. This particular editor has been a Freeper Fan for 10 years and even attended some of their marches at the U.S. Capitol — OK, I walked by a few of their protests, by accident.

(Wonkette then lists some of the posts — the two best):

* OBL has won, who would have imagined that the MSM/DNC would succeed in giving Saddam and Sons, OBL, Bill Maher, Keith Olberman, and John Kerry a victory. We have no choice now, the commie vampire media must be destroyed.

* AGREEING WITH YOU 100% I GUESS WHEN YOU HAVE PEOPLE BLAMING BUSH FOR EVERYTHING FROM FUNGUS ON THERE TOE TO THE MOON NOT BEING FULL ON HALLOWEEN I GUESS YOU GET VOTERS WHO JUST ARE NOT THINKING. OH WELL THEY GOT WHAT THEY WANTED AND I AM SURE THE RADICALS ARE PASSING OUT THE CANDY LET’S SEE WHAT MS PELOSI CAN DO TO BRING AMERICA TOGETHER OH I AM SORRY I FORGOT THEY ARE GOING TO BE SO BUSY IMPEACHING OR TRYING TO IMPEACH BUSH THEY WILL FORGET WE HAVE PEOPLE WHO WANT TO HARM OUR WAY OF LIFE WILL YOU VOTERS WANTED IT YOU GOT IT LET’S SEE HOW THE DEMS HANDLE IT THEY HAVE GOT 2YEARS

[wryter2000]

1. Oh, man

Is that guy's keyboard pregnant? It's missing its period.

[Richardo]

2. .

:spray:


:rofl: Recommended! :rofl:

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

3. .

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: MKJ

[ChairmanAgnostic]

21. ectopic tubes.

cancerous folks.

[tandot]

22. BWAHAHAHA

:spray:

:rofl:

My coworker looks all funny at me because I am LMAO. I am glad that I didn't have anything in my mouth :spray:

[VOX]

4. To all Freepers: The American people have spoken. NOW LIVE WITH IT!!!!!

DEAL WITH IT!!!! GET OVER IT!!!!!

I've been waiting for ***SIX*** years to say that! :)

On edit: And, the American people have spoken not from just one city, or state, or geographic location. They have spoken loudly and clearly and in unison from all over the nation. They've had it with a phoney endless war and all the cronyism. They're finally interested in having a government that exhibits some plain common sense! :grr:

[LilyLibber]

5. Commie vampire media?

Commie vampire: "I vant to co-op your blood"? :evilgrin:

[NewJeffCT]

15. well, blood is red

the color of communism

[FVZA_Colonel]

35. And there was that one character from the Vampire: The Masquerade- Bloodlines game, Damsel

She was definetly a commie vampire (and pretty damn cute as well).

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

47. Correction: Gay Commie Vampire Media

nt

[Bucky]

52. Correction: Gay Commie Stem-Cell Researching Vampire Media

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

55. ...from France

nt

[BattyDem]

6. Is there some sort of Freeper religious belief that prohibits punctuation?

:shrug:

[Tarheel_Dem]

9. There went my green tea all over my keyboard....

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Catfight]

20. Okay, that's freepin' funny! nt

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

48. Yes, there is...

It's called: I Dropped Out of the Seventh Grade Because I Couldn't Handle the Math.

[nolabels]

7. They should leave their phone # so we call them after the first 100 hours

Like OMG, the sky is falling, the DEMS have won :woohoo:

[WillyT]

8. They've Come Undone...

:rofl::bounce::hi::bounce::rofl:

[kmla]

10. Yep.

They're screwn.

:D

[SoCalifer]

56. Are

you series?

:D

[EstimatedProphet]

11. Freepers! We've been telling you this for years!

ALL OF YOU ARE STUPID!

STUPID STUPID STUPID!

STOOOOOOOPID!

Now go crawl back in your holes where you belong. Leave running the country to people that aren't stupid.

[pacalo]

12. No whining, freepers...

...over the demise of your rubber-stamping congress.



And that goes double for you, Limpballs

[Fla Dem]

13. Idiot..the Repug Congress was so busy impeaching Clinton, that's

hen the terrorist got the upper hand. Clinton wanted to act, but congress had him hanfcuffed.

[AspenRose]

14. "Blaming Bush for everything"

Yeah, kind of like how the right blames CLINTON for everything.

Idiot.

[Vadem]

16. PROJECT X REALLY WORKS!!!! ......OMG.....IT WORKS!!!!....n/t

[madmusic]

34. And the Agent X, Y and Z maneuver...

That's one for the books. Hush-hush stuff it's so good.

[DrZeeLit]

17. okay, okay... let's all practice: You Lost. Get. Over. It. How many times

did we have to hear that one?

Whoa.

Say it long. Say it strong:

You Lost. Get. Over. It.

[treestar]

51. And they were talking about Chimpy's electoral college win

of the type that is possible when the winner even gets fewer of the votes!

[Dr. Death]

18. Ah ha - I KNEW bush was responsible for my toe fungus!

That rat bastard.

I'm going to go club a mass of stem cells to death now, just to show him.

[LaraMN]

19. That contains the most fabulous run-on sentence I have encountered in a long time.

Freeper: It's what's for dinner.

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[spooky3]

23. using punctuation helps the terrorists win

[Divine Discontent]

24. BWAHAHAHAHA

NICE ONE! :)



www.cafepress.com/warisprofitable <<-- antibush prodem stickers/shirts

[0rganism]

25. CAPS LOCK is your best weapon in the fight against gay commy Al Qaedas!

[deutsey]

46. He's the Freeper Faulkner, experimenting with stream of consciousness

political commentary.

Or it's just the sound and fury of an idiot, signifying nothing.

:evilgrin:

[Swamp Rat]

26. LOL!

:rofl:

[Bluebear]

27. FUNGUS ON THERE TOE ... well that just says it, no?

[Drifter]

28. Freeper admits Bush is using military as bait ...

"Those DUmmies who want us out of Iraq, will find out Bush was right. The terrorists will come here to kill us. They are in Iraq cause we are, once we're gone, they will be here, all they want is all of us DEAD!"

I don't think this moran even realizes what he/she/it said. Of course that explains a lot.

Cheers
Drifter

[immoderate]

43. Translation:

Why should travel all the way here to kill us, when they can kill us over there?

--IMM

[XanaDUer]

29. "THERE" toe fungus?

:eyes:

[Strawman]

33. As in "Lookit ma fungus on this thar toe!"

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

49. Who posted that?

This guy...

[Strawman]

53. I love Cletus

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

54. Sing with me...

Some folk'll never eat a skunk
But then again, some folk'll...
Like Cletus
The slack-jawed yokel

Cletus and Professor Frink are two of my favorite Simpsons characters.

[pnorman]

30. New term: "Free Reps"

Short for: "Freek Reptiles"

But Dubya doesn't seem to like it! :nopity: :nopity: :nopity: :nopity:

pnorman

[MadJohnShaft]

31. I mean, if they want to be on the cutting edge of the Neocon movement...

Shouldn't they have had to shut down due to some drug/maleprostitute/illegal funding scandal by now?

[BlueEyedSon]

32. I would love for them to destroy the existing (RW leaning) media

[Tellurian]

36. They just might..

The RW media created these monsters.
It's fitting these monsters destroy their creators.

[NYCGirl]

37. Kick

[Megahurtz]

38. "RADICALS" Lol!

You must be really boring.:boring:

[Az_lefty]

39. Good Lord! I hope the door is secure on that asylum.

:hide:

[and-justice-for-all]

40. I think it will be more then 2 years!!

I will predict that even the next real president will be a DEM; Why? because as we clean up after the repuke mess and stablize this country people will elect a DEM in 08.

And still, regardless of what could happen, its still going on Shrubs watch.

[Bouncy Ball]

41. I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING!!!

This means we can wage an EVEN BIGGER WAR ON CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR!!!

Heee.

[Aristus]

42. Sore Losers.

Oh! I'm sorry! Did I say that?


B-)

[NMMNG]

44. Why do they have a vendetta against

spelling, punctuation and lower case letters?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

45. Hey Freeps! You're screwn!

:rofl:

[sendero]

50. Wow..

... you sure don't have to be literate to use a computer :)