Bush's last-minute desperation act... (post here)

[Dangerman]

What's Bush's last-minute desperation act before his second term is done?

My two cents:
- Carpet bomb Baghdad
- Nuke Iran
- Destroy the Constitution
- Declare martial law
- Patriot Act III

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[Monkeyman]

1. Declare martial law

[Cooley Hurd]

2. As crowds (a million strong) converge on the White House...

...he feebly declares martial law, only to find his Secret Service detail (with Dateline NBC's Chris Hansen standing in the background) holding up an arrest warrant to his face. He runs into the Rose Garden, where local law enforcement wrestle him to the ground, cuff him, and take him away as he screams "where's my Pilly??? I AIN'T going ANYWHERE without Pilly!!!"