Insightful analysis from Toronto

[triguy46]

http://www.thestar.com/NASApp/cs/ContentServer?pagename=thestar/Layout/Article_Type1&c=Article&cid=1161856750000&call_pageid=968867505381&col=969048872038

[tuvor]

1. TS has a lot of great articles.

[leftchick]

2. It appears as though the chimp suffers from EDS as well

this describes him to a tee....

At this point, it's probably useful to review the most common symptoms exhibited by a person with EDS (extreme dick syndrome) for those not up to speed on them:

1. Exhibits a level of arrogance rooted in a feeling of superiority, without having any attributes to feel superior about.

2. Is capable of achieving levels of hypocrisy (railing against drug addicts when you are one, for example) previously thought unattainable.

3. Blow-hardedness.

4. Is indifferent to the woes and misfortunes of the disadvantaged.

5. Lies his ass off.

6. Goes to the "6 items or less" checkout with a dozen things.

7. Never lets ignorance of a subject keep him from shooting his mouth off about it.

8. Believes facts are overrated.

9. Chews with his mouth open.

10. Always finds some little thing the waitress did wrong to justify not leaving a tip.

[Captain Hilts]

3. I read the Toronto Star every day online. Terrific paper. nt

[Bassic]

4. That's hillarious!

:rofl: :D

[Canuckistanian]

5. Ha! Great article

I never knew Linwood Barclay followed American politics so closely.

To me, The Star is a perfect paper. Lots of great writers and no conservative blowhards.

[Spazito]

6. ROFL! Perfect response to limbaugh's outrageous commentary!

Thanks for posting this, it put a big grin on my face to start my day.

Recommended because the column contains truth wrapped up with humour, the best way to do it, imo.

[Viva_La_Revolution]

7. that's FUNNY!

:rofl:

[tk2kewl]

8. One of my favorite Limbaugh jokes:

you may substitute any reich-winger for Rush and it still works wonderfully...

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg?

A: One is a flaming Nazi gas bag and the other is a dirigible.

[OneBlueSky]

9. the author of this should apologize . . .

"If it can be determined by an independent panel of experts that Rush Limbaugh is, in fact, a dick, I will apologize, unreservedly." . . .

we don't need no stinkin' panel of experts! . . . it is common knowledge -- and has been for some time -- that Limbaugh is indeed a dick . . . just open your Funk & Wagnalls to the word "dick" and see whose picture appears in the margin . . .

matter of fact, in certain circles the word "dick" has been replaced by the word "Limbaugh" . . . as in "that infection sure inflamed my Limbaugh" . . .

dick . . . Limbaugh . . . no difference . . .