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No Exit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 10:36 AM
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Wait for it...
Some time well after the election... "On Larry King Live: Tonight former Rep. Mark Foley discusses his rehabitation from the depths of alcoholism and sexual addiction..."

I hate Larry King. Just my opinion.

But... just you wait. They will play the "sex addict" card. In fact, I'm surprised they haven't played it already.
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cwydro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 10:59 AM
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1. oh certainly.
no doubt he is already planning the circuit..Barbara Walters or Diane Sawyer, Larry King...Oprah... :puke:
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No Exit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 06:44 PM
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8. Too bad Matt Drudge doesn't have his show any more...
I imagine he and Mark have a lot of mutual acquaintances. :)
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novalib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 11:02 AM
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2. AND...He Will $peak....
And, while on Larry King Live, former Rep. Mark Foley will discu$$ hi$ up-coming book, "I Am a Victim".
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No Exit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 06:37 PM
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7. Yes! He is a victim of the eeevil gay lifestyle!
(gasp!)

Larry: "So, in your book you talk about preventing others from going through what you went through... can you talk about that?"

Foley: "Well, in my book I talk about my new ministry which seeks to steer young people away from this horribly destructive lifestyle... Larry, we've opened a camp in Florida, and we're taking young people into our programs (800 number flashes on screen), to teach them how to stay away from internet predators and the eeevils of the profligate homosexual lifestyle. I'm one of the counselors there, and I do a lot of hands-on work with these young people..." (telephones at Larry King Live begin ringing with dozens of fundamentallist parents seeking to enroll their children in Foley's faith-based anti-homo camp for young people).



:puke:
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Wickerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 11:10 AM
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3. Jesus
Don't forget Jesus. He was a Catholic and didn't get enough Jesus. Will "find" Jesus and get his daily recommended allowance and will write a book about it that he will promote on the gab shows.
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Javaman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 11:24 AM
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4. Next on Larry King, "Jesus: on being the child of an absentee father".nt
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No Exit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 06:28 PM
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6. Dying laughing at this one!!!
"At a young age, he threw a tantrum in his father's house, shocking the elders of his village..."

"I knew then that that boy would come to no good," said a neighbor who remembers Jesus going ballistic in the temple. "I told his mother he needed anger management therapy, but she never did anything... she always just worshipped that boy..."
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Javaman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 07:05 PM
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9. LOLOLOL
:rofl:

That was great!!!!


Maybe someday, If I have enough guts, lol, I'll post my aquaphobic Jesus comic strip I wrote years ago.
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No Exit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 06:24 PM
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5. Hey, yeah! Maybe he'll start his own "ministry"!
"Pray for a large penis, y'all!" :)
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