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shadowknows69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 12:34 AM
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A nuclear crisis is an amazing aphrodisiac.
I'm drunk and this will probably get booted but I'm series. If you haven't yet tonight go do the deed with your SO right fucking now!!!. My wife and I just got back from an all day DJ gig oblivious to the news of the world, got home and booted up DU to find our human experiment ever closer to the edge. Well after cursing various politicians and cruel fate for 10 minutes I decided to seduce my wife as she went to bed and let me tell ya. Potential "end of the world sex" is some of the best we've had in a while. The Shadow fucking knows.
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Warren DeMontague Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 12:36 AM
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1. I can't think of anything to add.
Kicked & Recommended.

:kick:
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Blackthorn Donating Member (675 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 12:37 AM
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2. You should be doing that every night damnit!!! And some mornings.
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shadowknows69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 12:38 AM
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4. Perhaps we do
I wish. In our youth. Spirit willing etc etc. B-)
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htuttle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 12:38 AM
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3. I was born nine months after the Cuban Missile Crisis....
...so I guess I can attest to that.

My wife and I will attempt to verify that via personal experience shortly....

:D



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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 12:39 AM
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5. End of the world sex!
:rofl:
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shadowknows69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 12:40 AM
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7. Hey, may not get this much warning when it really happens
gotta stock up for the nuclear winter. I laugh because otherwise I'll go mad.
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951-Riverside Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 12:39 AM
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6. ....So why are you here?
Hmmm?
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habitual Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 12:41 AM
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9. she's sleeping of course.... :) n/t
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shadowknows69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 12:42 AM
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10. She works at 6AM
We got home at 11. It was fast, brutal and awesome. Thanks for asking. B-)
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Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 12:41 AM
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8. All I gotta say is, welcome to the next level of Hell NK.
Funny how every country thinks Nukes will deter war, now they have to live in a new ring of Hell. Just look at America and Russia. Not so sure about Russia, all the nukes went where and are still logged and cataloged in the Confederation?

I try not to worry about Russias control of nukes. America is enough to worry about.
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shadowknows69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 12:45 AM
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11. Cool
Edited on Mon Oct-09-06 12:45 AM by shadowknows69
Rex just put enough topical shit in this thread to keep it in GD. Because otherwise its really just about skroggin. Heh. :bounce:
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Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 12:55 AM
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16. LOL
It's like a big shit sandwich, go ahead and take a bite. Everyone wants to. Now NK has to smile and act like it tastes great! Nuclear weapons? Hot dam ya! Tastes like death! MMmmmm...
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cboy4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 12:45 AM
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12. Such an irresponsible post. End of the world sex? You're only
giving Mark Foley ideas once he gets out of "rehab."

What's wrong with you?

;)
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shadowknows69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 12:51 AM
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14. Ewwww
Did you have to taint the afterglow of this thread with mention of that animal. B-)
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fujiyama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 12:51 AM
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13. I don't think this is a new phenomenon
Edited on Mon Oct-09-06 12:51 AM by fujiyama
Wasn't there something after 9/11 called "terror sex" - people getting freaked out and having sex with the worry that the world was ending...

I don't recall if there was a rise in births soon after though.

But hey, I gotta say it's a good way to keep positive when shitty news occurs....
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shadowknows69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 12:53 AM
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15. I believe the wife and i probably did it then too
But I wasn't on DU yet to share it with my 95,000 friends. Aren't you lucky. :7
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katamaran Donating Member (352 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 12:57 AM
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17. Yeah, that crossed my mind as well
I almost want to call my ex (we broke up a month ago after 7 years - not my idea) and rachet up the whole "let's try to be best friends" thing.
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shadowknows69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 01:00 AM
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18. Shit, sorry about that Kat
You never know. There is a huge precedent for "ex-sex" as well.
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HeeBGBz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 01:09 AM
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19. Oh sure, rub it in
Like we all HAVE that option.

End of the world self-diddle does not have the same romantic appeal. One invisions a loathsome Aqualung figure whipping it in some radioactive flophouse. Or a toothless crone cackling in the vegetable department of a burning Walmart Supercenter.

Anyway, I'm glad it was good for you.
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shadowknows69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 01:16 AM
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20. Actually I would think
the tremors your hands would inevitably have due to your unbearable fear of armageddon would enhance any masturbatory exploration tenfold. I'm not a sex therapist nor do I play one on TV.
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HeeBGBz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 01:31 AM
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23. T'would make it enhanced patheticity
Edited on Mon Oct-09-06 01:31 AM by HeeBGBz
Waiting for Mr (whats) Left... like that crazed girl in the abandoned town in The Stand. Feral woman.
M. O. O. N. that spells desperate.
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shadowknows69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 01:35 AM
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24. I should read that again
but it will probably scare the shit out of me. Again.
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file83 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 01:27 AM
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21. Talk about making Lemonade out of Lemons.......

S E XXX Y !!!

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shadowknows69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 01:29 AM
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22. MMMM whiskey sour type drink
more. pour more.
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 01:38 AM
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25. LOLOLOLOL!!!
"The Shadow fucking knows." :rofl: Now Mrs. Shadow knows too! :rofl:

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niyad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 01:41 AM
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26. so, your 95,000 nearest and dearest friends want to know when the
video will be available. after all, we all have to get something out of this, not just the ephemeral joys of written voyeurism.
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shadowknows69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 01:44 AM
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28. I highly doubt
there is one among the 95,000 that would actually enjoy that video and we don't want to know the one. Dig? B-)
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niyad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 01:48 AM
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30. siggghh,, you probably do have a point.
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shadowknows69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 01:49 AM
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32. I think she's beautiful
but I'm an ugly muther fucker. B-)
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HeeBGBz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 01:56 AM
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33. "Hold me in yer nukular arms, bayyybeeee"
Do it til you glow...
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lies and propaganda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 01:44 AM
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27. this thread is great.
advice well put. K & R!!!
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Viva_La_Revolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 01:45 AM
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29. but what if I don't have an SO?
what if I'm ALL ALONE!?

(not that I don't usually enjoy that, btw)
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shadowknows69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 01:48 AM
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31. See post #20
but you didn't hear it from me.
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Viva_La_Revolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 02:08 AM
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34. you're a sick man
you know that, right? :rofl:

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