A nuclear crisis is an amazing aphrodisiac.

I'm drunk and this will probably get booted but I'm series. If you haven't yet tonight go do the deed with your SO right fucking now!!!. My wife and I just got back from an all day DJ gig oblivious to the news of the world, got home and booted up DU to find our human experiment ever closer to the edge. Well after cursing various politicians and cruel fate for 10 minutes I decided to seduce my wife as she went to bed and let me tell ya. Potential "end of the world sex" is some of the best we've had in a while. The Shadow fucking knows.

Kicked & Recommended.

:kick:

I wish. In our youth. Spirit willing etc etc. B-)

...so I guess I can attest to that.

My wife and I will attempt to verify that via personal experience shortly....

gotta stock up for the nuclear winter. I laugh because otherwise I'll go mad.

We got home at 11. It was fast, brutal and awesome. Thanks for asking. B-)

Funny how every country thinks Nukes will deter war, now they have to live in a new ring of Hell. Just look at America and Russia. Not so sure about Russia, all the nukes went where and are still logged and cataloged in the Confederation?

I try not to worry about Russias control of nukes. America is enough to worry about.

Rex just put enough topical shit in this thread to keep it in GD. Because otherwise its really just about skroggin. Heh. :bounce:

It's like a big shit sandwich, go ahead and take a bite. Everyone wants to. Now NK has to smile and act like it tastes great! Nuclear weapons? Hot dam ya! Tastes like death! MMmmmm...

giving Mark Foley ideas once he gets out of "rehab."

What's wrong with you?

Did you have to taint the afterglow of this thread with mention of that animal. B-)

Wasn't there something after 9/11 called "terror sex" - people getting freaked out and having sex with the worry that the world was ending...

I don't recall if there was a rise in births soon after though.

But hey, I gotta say it's a good way to keep positive when shitty news occurs....

But I wasn't on DU yet to share it with my 95,000 friends. Aren't you lucky.

I almost want to call my ex (we broke up a month ago after 7 years - not my idea) and rachet up the whole "let's try to be best friends" thing.

You never know. There is a huge precedent for "ex-sex" as well.

Like we all HAVE that option.

End of the world self-diddle does not have the same romantic appeal. One invisions a loathsome Aqualung figure whipping it in some radioactive flophouse. Or a toothless crone cackling in the vegetable department of a burning Walmart Supercenter.

Anyway, I'm glad it was good for you.

the tremors your hands would inevitably have due to your unbearable fear of armageddon would enhance any masturbatory exploration tenfold. I'm not a sex therapist nor do I play one on TV.

Waiting for Mr (whats) Left... like that crazed girl in the abandoned town in The Stand. Feral woman.
M. O. O. N. that spells desperate.

but it will probably scare the shit out of me. Again.

"The Shadow fucking knows." :rofl:

Now Mrs. Shadow knows too! :rofl:

video will be available. after all, we all have to get something out of this, not just the ephemeral joys of written voyeurism.

there is one among the 95,000 that would actually enjoy that video and we don't want to know the one. Dig? B-)

but I'm an ugly muther fucker. B-)

Do it til you glow...

advice well put. K & R!!!

what if I'm ALL ALONE!?

(not that I don't usually enjoy that, btw)

but you didn't hear it from me.

you know that, right? :rofl:

I can't think of anything to add.	impeachdubya	Oct-09-06 12:36 AM	#1
You should be doing that every night damnit!!! And some mornings.	Blackthorn	Oct-09-06 12:37 AM	#2
Perhaps we do	shadowknows69	Oct-09-06 12:38 AM	#4
I was born nine months after the Cuban Missile Crisis....	htuttle	Oct-09-06 12:38 AM	#3
End of the world sex!	lonestarnot	Oct-09-06 12:39 AM	#5
Hey, may not get this much warning when it really happens	shadowknows69	Oct-09-06 12:40 AM	#7
....So why are you here?	951-Riverside	Oct-09-06 12:39 AM	#6
she's sleeping of course.... :) n/t	habitual	Oct-09-06 12:41 AM	#9
She works at 6AM	shadowknows69	Oct-09-06 12:42 AM	#10
All I gotta say is, welcome to the next level of Hell NK.	Rex	Oct-09-06 12:41 AM	#8
Cool	shadowknows69	Oct-09-06 12:45 AM	#11
LOL	Rex	Oct-09-06 12:55 AM	#16
Such an irresponsible post. End of the world sex? You're only	cboy4	Oct-09-06 12:45 AM	#12
Ewwww	shadowknows69	Oct-09-06 12:51 AM	#14
I don't think this is a new phenomenon	fujiyama	Oct-09-06 12:51 AM	#13
I believe the wife and i probably did it then too	shadowknows69	Oct-09-06 12:53 AM	#15
Yeah, that crossed my mind as well	katamaran	Oct-09-06 12:57 AM	#17
Shit, sorry about that Kat	shadowknows69	Oct-09-06 01:00 AM	#18
Oh sure, rub it in	HeeBGBz	Oct-09-06 01:09 AM	#19
Actually I would think	shadowknows69	Oct-09-06 01:16 AM	#20
T'would make it enhanced patheticity	HeeBGBz	Oct-09-06 01:31 AM	#23
I should read that again	shadowknows69	Oct-09-06 01:35 AM	#24
Talk about making Lemonade out of Lemons.......	file83	Oct-09-06 01:27 AM	#21
MMMM whiskey sour type drink	shadowknows69	Oct-09-06 01:29 AM	#22
LOLOLOLOL!!!	Swamp Rat	Oct-09-06 01:38 AM	#25
so, your 95,000 nearest and dearest friends want to know when the	niyad	Oct-09-06 01:41 AM	#26
I highly doubt	shadowknows69	Oct-09-06 01:44 AM	#28
siggghh,, you probably do have a point.	niyad	Oct-09-06 01:48 AM	#30
I think she's beautiful	shadowknows69	Oct-09-06 01:49 AM	#32
"Hold me in yer nukular arms, bayyybeeee"	HeeBGBz	Oct-09-06 01:56 AM	#33
this thread is great.	lies and propaganda	Oct-09-06 01:44 AM	#27
but what if I don't have an SO?	Viva_La_Revolution	Oct-09-06 01:45 AM	#29
See post #20	shadowknows69	Oct-09-06 01:48 AM	#31
you're a sick man	Viva_La_Revolution	Oct-09-06 02:08 AM	#34

A nuclear crisis is an amazing aphrodisiac.

S E XXX Y !!!