Neo-Con Toilet Tissue (or Poopie Parchment)

[freesqueeze]

http://www.freesqueeze.com/NCTT.htm



Each roll comes with the US Constitution, the Kyoto Global Warming Agreement and the Geneva Convention. This is the perfect accent for any lock-step NEO-CON's bathroom. Each roll is guaranteed to be as soft and white as the NEO-CON who uses it.

With our NEO-CON TOILET TISSUE you can get the sweet satisfaction that can only come with defacing and defiling these symbols of individual liberty and international cooperation. They can do it figuratively and now you can do it literally.

http://www.freesqueeze.com/NCTT.htm

[MsKandice01]

1. I like to call them shit tickets...n/t