CAPTION the vicariously manly man...

[Crankie Avalon]

"It's truly fabulous to be photographed next to you fabulous he-men building
these fabulously masculine motors."

[geardaddy]

1. Guy on the left -

"Hey creep, get yer hand off my ass."

[Kurovski]

2. "How'd you boys like a free tour a' the Middle East?"

[Warren DeMontague]

3. Would you boys like me to grease up your crankshafts?

Have you met my friend Jeff?

[SutaUvaca]

5. Uh...

nice skirt, MR.Chimpfuhruer?

[pansypoo53219]

10. misspelled

its chimpfuWruer.

[Captain Hilts]

4. I think it's an engine, not a motor. Engines are more manly. nt

[Crankie Avalon]

6. Was going for alliteration and figured he wouldn't know the difference. nt

[Captain Hilts]

9. GOOD point!! nt

[The Deacon]

7. "Would You Guys Like To Clear Some Brush With Me?" wink, wink

[MiniMe]

8. Blue button down shirt - check. Rolled up sleeves - check.

Pre-screened manly men to pose with - check. OK, lets get those photographers in here.

[geardaddy]

11. I like that one!

[geardaddy]

12. Photographer to mechanics:

"Ok guys, look at the cardboard cutout like the President's really here."
Mechanics: "What's the difference?"

[regularguy]

13. "Nice, uh, thing. How many people can it kill?"

[slampoet]

14. "uh .....Mr. president?....

....This doesn't kill people, it makes things that they can buy."


BUSH "Where's the fun in that!!??"

[WinkyDink]

15. "You have purty eyes. I wish the lump in the bed had eyes as purty."

Alternate: "PLEEEEASE take off your hat and let me rub your bald head!"