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kpete Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 04:38 PM
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"Bush Loves Flatulence Jokes-Thats Why He Is Paranoid of Women"-WH Insider
Bush Insider: The First Frat Boy Loves Flatulence Jokes...That's Why Bush Is Paranoid Around Women...

Animal House in the West Wing

He loves to cuss, gets a jolly when a mountain biker wipes out trying to keep up with him, and now we're learning that the first frat boy loves flatulence jokes. A top insider let that slip when explaining why President Bush is paranoid around women, always worried about his behavior. But he's still a funny, earthy guy who, for example, can't get enough of fart jokes. He's also known to cut a few for laughs, especially when greeting new young aides, but forget about getting people to gas about that.

http://www.usnews.com/usnews/politics/whispers/articles...
via:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2006/08/21/bush-insider-t...
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w13rd0 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 04:40 PM
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1. Bush loves gas...
...gee, I'm SHOCKED!!!
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 04:41 PM
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2. Yep, he's a classy guy.
Farting in front of new young aides? Now, *there's* a great boss. :eyes:
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connecticut yankee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 11:17 AM
Response to Reply #2
108. And he
was going to restore "Dignity" to the Oval Office.
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Jed Dilligan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 04:42 PM
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3. Somehow
busting a nut in the Oval Office seems more Presidential than "pull my finger."
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Nickster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 04:44 PM
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5. So true. Sad isn't it?
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1956 Donating Member (314 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 04:52 PM
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14. Tee Hee Hee
Well,
Somebody needs to tell the lil f***er to quit fartin' around and do something important- like resign just after firing everyone including Duck Cheney and Fried RIce, and then place a call to Kerry and say that in fact he is the rightful prez!
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Luna_Chick Donating Member (287 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 11:21 AM
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110. ROFL
So true! :rofl:
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catmandu57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 04:43 PM
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4. Seems to me
I heard that adolph was into flatulance as well, wonder what that says.
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IChing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 04:50 PM
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11. That was very true not only in his daily life but
a fascination using metaphors in his speeches in regards to human and animial excrement
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July Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 09:06 PM
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63. That reminds me . . .
Isn't Bush's pet name for Rove "Turdblossom"?
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femrap Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 04:55 PM
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16. OMG....there is such a thing as reincarnation! lol nt
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badgerpup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 06:15 PM
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53. GTMA...sorta
I was wondering if the name 'George' is going to fall out of favor in America as much as the name 'Adolf' did in Germany...
:popcorn:
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femrap Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 10:41 PM
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131. I bet it does...! And
for a very long time, too.
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mnhtnbb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:04 PM
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24. True. I'm reading Upton Sinclair's Pulitzer Prize winning novel,
Dragon's Teeth, that deals with the rise of the Third Reich. I just read this a.m. that Hitler loved to fart!
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Sanity Claws Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:27 PM
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42. Hitler had a great deal of flatulence
He was a vegetarian and apparently ate all the wrong food.
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The Wizard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 08:05 AM
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88. Hitler was
a serial farter. He had this thing about gas.
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Kikosexy2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 10:35 AM
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105. That Chimpie...
is Hitler reincarnated....Why didn't Shirley MacLaine warn us about this..dammit!
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JitterbugPerfume Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 04:44 PM
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6. could I be any more embarrased before the world?
NO I could not !! The ugly American has nothing on HIM
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1956 Donating Member (314 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 04:49 PM
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9. Oh Guys Stop!
I'm laughing so hard I'm crying!
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Nikki Stone 1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 04:46 PM
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7. If only he had stuck to farting and not run for office
I'm sure a reality TV show could have been arranged for him.
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LSparkle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 04:48 PM
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8. Oh yes, those Bushes are SOOOO well-bred
Klassssssy with a K ...
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verse18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 04:49 PM
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10. I love Animal House.
It's one of my favorite movies. I watched it last night and it made me realize how much I miss John Belushi.

Sorry for the hijack.
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Punkingal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 04:51 PM
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12. Now this is too much.....
He does this in front of new young aides, on purpose? He has no class and no dignity, which isn't news, I know, but really!
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femrap Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 04:57 PM
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18. Damn....I finally discovered something W is good at...
he can fart on command. Georgie...Fart. Good Boy.

What a talented boy!
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Harry Monroe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 07:35 AM
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82. It's called "farting at will"
Poor Will!!!!
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The Wizard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 08:08 AM
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90. And in
late 19th Century Paris he could have had a successful stage act. Google Joseph Pujol (aka LePetomaine) as in Governor LePetomaine from Blazing Saddles. :evilgrin:
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Malidictus Maximus Donating Member (326 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 08:22 PM
Response to Reply #18
127. He can actually
do *SOMETHING* competently?
un fucking believable
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shanti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 11:34 PM
Response to Reply #12
76. can you imagine kerry doing that?
:eyes: hell no.
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SpiralHawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 04:51 PM
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13. Farter in Chief
Edited on Mon Aug-21-06 04:53 PM by SpiralHawk
finally a title the AWOL fratboy actually earned...It's about time

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MisterP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 08:21 PM
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59. make that "Walker, the Farting Dog"
Edited on Mon Aug-21-06 09:17 PM by MisterP
instead'a Walter

The Psychedelic Furs' "President Gas" was 19 years early, it seems
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 04:54 PM
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15. Wow! Bush Fart! ..and to think I captioned this photo about a week ago!
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BlueStater Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 04:56 PM
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17. I guess it goes along with his nose picking
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sendero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 04:57 PM
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19. The problem is..
... that the words coming out of the other end smell worse than the gas.
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City Lights Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 07:46 AM
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86. Good one!
:rofl:

Unfortunately, it's true. :-(
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WI_DEM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:00 PM
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20. and this guy is the leader of the free world? what a disgrace
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KittyWampus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 09:27 PM
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65. Hey! he needs something to keep him busy in between reading 60 books.
:puke:
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:01 PM
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21. Well he can SAFOMA!
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Nitrogenica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:02 PM
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22. Farts are funny, as they have been since the dawn of man.
Fart jokes are the MOST dumbed down joke of all jokes, the king of them all.

Go figure.

Perhaps to him it's as funny as jokes about killing liberals.
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Lisa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:24 PM
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37. Terry Jones (a noted Bush critic) is going to have a field day with this
Edited on Mon Aug-21-06 05:24 PM by Lisa
He's written a couple of history books -- "Medieval Lives" mentions the life and times of a famous entertainer, who was rewarded for his "master work" (a combined leap, whistle, and fart) with an estate, and a permanent gig ... appearing at the royal Christmas party every year to a delighted monarch and court!

Maybe Bush will follow that king's example and appoint Adam Sandler to the cabinet?
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cassiepriam Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:02 PM
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23. He has a long time history of sexually inappropriate behavior with
women. That might be the real reason he is worried.
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patricia92243 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:15 PM
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30. I've never heard anything of this kind. What does he do? n/t
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cassiepriam Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:24 PM
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38. I don't know the details, but this is the prime example...
As you know Bush states that he stopped drinking after his 40th birthday party, after Laura gave him an ultimatum.

No one talks much about what happened at the party to cause the ultimatum. Some accounts describe that Bush come on sexually to an older woman, a long time family friend in a very vulgar way. (I could never find the specifics of the sexual behavior. But when we consider what he does when allegedly sober, one can only imagine.)

It was finally the last straw for Pickles.




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earth mom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:08 PM
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25. * has been farting around for years-this just proves it.
Looks like we have an 8 year old kid who likes to fart and pick his nose in charge of this country for 2 more years. If there is a God, please help us! :(
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many a good man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:09 PM
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26. Ever the Texas gentleman
At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretched out to Air Force One and President Bush strode to a warm but dignified handshake from Queen Elizabeth II. They rode in a silver 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where they boarded an open 17th century coach hitched to six magnificent white horses. As they rode toward Buckingham Palace, each looking to their side and waving to the thousands of cheering Britons lining the streets, all was going well. This was indeed a glorious display of pageantry and dignity. Suddenly the scene was shattered when the right rear horse let rip the most horrendous, earth-shattering, eye-smarting blast of flatulence, and the coach immediately filled with noxious fumes.

Uncomfortable, but maintaining control, the two dignitaries did their best to ignore the whole incident, but then the Queen decided that was a ridiculous manner with which to handle a most embarrassing situation. She turned to Mr. Bush and explained, "Mr. President, please accept my regrets. I'm sure you understand that there are some things even a Queen cannot control."

George W., ever the Texas gentleman, replied, "Aw, queenie! Ya dun hafta apologize. If you dint say nuthin' I wudda jes assumed it was wunna them horses!"
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:11 PM
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27. As a Texas gentleman, I resent the implication that we all think farts are
Oh wait a minute. I laugh at fart jokes too. Never mind.
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Patchuli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 09:58 PM
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66. How do we know that is not *true?*
I wouldn't put it past the uh, dumb fart.
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nancyr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:12 PM
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28. Money and power does not buy class.
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renate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 02:44 AM
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79. I hate hate hate to defend Bush, but that joke has been around for years
I read this story (supposedly it happened, but with a potentate from another country) in one of the biographies of Elizabeth II, long before Bush become president.

So, funny joke, but it's not true. Believable yes, but not true.
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Lisa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:15 PM
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29. some DUers suggested that his "air attack" comment ...
... was in fact a fart joke.

Looks like their suspicions are well-founded.
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Lindacooks Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 11:05 PM
Response to Reply #29
73. I think so too.
Can the chimp possibly get more embarrassing?
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geardaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 12:47 PM
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113. The problem is...
most Chimp-backers think that that's what make him attractive. Like he's just a good ol' boy.
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yorkiemommie1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 12:52 PM
Response to Reply #113
114. how true
n/t
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glitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:16 PM
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31. Well that is one explanation for the grimaces on Cheney's & Condi's faces
I bet he learned public flatulence from Babs.
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Bobbieo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:21 PM
Response to Reply #31
34. One of these years, an 'insider' is going to make millions
with a "tell-all" book if he outlives the "farter".
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glitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:25 PM
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39. "My Life with President Farty McStinkyPants"
remaindered after 3 minutes on the market.
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Lisa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:18 PM
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32. forgot to post this earlier -- the "farting Bush" doll
Sales should "explode" after this news story!



http://www.prankplace.com/fbush.htm
(click here to listen to it)
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TreasonousBastard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 06:00 PM
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52. Ohmigod! Pages of fart machines...
Remote control fart machine

Farting Santa ("Was that on your list?")

"If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart" T-shirt

Something called "Windbreaker Fart Sludge"

It's a good thing farts are funny, or this page would be really disgusting.



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tanyev Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:18 PM
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33. He's not a guy you can sit down and have a beer with,
he's a guy you can sit and fart around with. Guess the freepers have known this all along. Must be why they love him so.
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undergroundpanther Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:22 PM
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35. Bush farts
Because he is an asshole..Alot of assholes stink.
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d---mad2 Donating Member (33 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 02:03 PM
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116. Bush farts!

Bush was having a discussion with his personal doctor one day, when he cut loose a nasty fart.

Bush said, "as President I can do this any time I wish. Besides I think it's funny and they don't smell

that bad."

"We're going to have to operate, George," said the doctor.

"On my asshole?" Asked George.

And the doctor replied, "NO, ON YOUR FUCKING NOSE."



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Montagnard Donating Member (496 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:24 PM
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36. We All Know the Gipper, Nicknames are Important

For Bush, I propose: The Whiffer.
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glitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:26 PM
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40. Perfect on so many levels. nt
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klook Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:45 PM
Response to Reply #36
49. Perfect -
He certainly does strike out a lot. One failed enterprise after another. So your nickname has a double meaning.
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Generic Other Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:27 PM
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41. He and Pooty Poot get together and fart up a storm
This is truly embarassing. USNews reports this? We have fallen to such new lows, we will have to climb several feet to reach bottom.
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immoderate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:28 PM
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43. To be fair -- farts ARE always funny.
Let's give him credit. He recognizes the humor in a fart. What else can he do? :shrug:

--IMM
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Virginia Dare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:31 PM
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44. If he's so paranoid of women...
why does he surround himself with so many mother hens, ie Condi, Karen and Harriet?
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Montagnard Donating Member (496 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:32 PM
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45. After all, He is the War President.We Expect Him to be Serious
Edited on Mon Aug-21-06 05:32 PM by Montagnard

Not to be farting around on the job.
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Montagnard Donating Member (496 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:37 PM
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46. I Bet Bush Is One of Those People


Who blames it on the dog.
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notadmblnd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:38 PM
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47. such a pig... I'll bet he lights them too
nt
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patricia92243 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 07:16 PM
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55. lol - do we have an emotion that show choking on water when we really see
a funny post. :) I had water in my mouth and it came out my nose when I saw this.
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 07:38 PM
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56. Yes, we do.
:spray:

*spray* Just replace the * with :
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:41 PM
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48. I'm glad the adults are in charge.
this country will never get over the shame of this particular eight-year episode of flatulence.
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Montagnard Donating Member (496 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:46 PM
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50. Relief for All You Up-tight Republicans, Neo-cons and Religious Wingnuts

You no longer have to hold them in; a big collective sigh and CRACK one off.
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stepnw1f Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:47 PM
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51. Dirrrrrr.... Hey Beavis.....
What a loser for a President.
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 08:24 PM
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60. heh heh, he said "flatulence"
heh heh



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Harry Monroe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 07:45 AM
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85. Great picture
I can imagine Cheney slapping Bush as Butthead did to Beavis and saying: "Shut up dumbass!!"

But either one could be Butthead. Let's call the other one Shithead.
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indepat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 07:14 PM
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54. Everyone needs to be good at something
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 07:42 PM
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57. He farts in our general direction.
I'm just waiting for him to ask some head of state to pull his finger.
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YOY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 08:03 PM
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58. I really have to say that those who find that admiriable in a leader
really are his backwashe...er...base.
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blue neen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 08:53 PM
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61. Well, he certainly has "brain farts" all the time.
:)
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Montagnard Donating Member (496 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 09:02 PM
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62. More Lethal Than Snakes on a Plane!
Edited on Mon Aug-21-06 09:03 PM by Montagnard

The entire Bush clan on Air Force One after a weekend Kennebunk kegger and bean burrito cookout.
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seabeyond Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 09:10 PM
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64. chews with mouth open, smacks and talks. farts. doesnt read.
"teases" anyone around, makes up stupid names for people, cant speak english.

oh ya

this is a cultured man. learned man. presidential material. :sarcasm:

but then we knew this already.
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Tansy_Gold Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 07:43 AM
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84. You just described
my daughter's stepson. He's nine years old, and considered socially immature for his age.



'Nuff said.


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seabeyond Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 09:04 AM
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97. oh, you are funny. and my 8 yr old not socially inept
has never behaved in these manners. granted, at 4, 5, 6, -10..... tell a fart joke or just say the word fartand they laugh. but then they get grossed out the way some of their friends eat. they KNOW making someone less to feel bigger is sooooo wrong and ultimately says something about that person. my 8 yr old is way beyond bush. probably intellectually too. not to mention the big picture. cna kick bush's ass. he wore his new ying/yang shirt today. wanted to know which color was yang and which ying. there was a peace sign in the circle of both the ying and yang in one of the tshirts and he said that ruined the whole ying/yang concept. i thught, ya you are right...... cant have peace on both the ying and the yang, not ying and yang anymore.

just a story told
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spindrifter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 10:27 PM
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67. Are you talking about the Farter of our country?
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bullwinkle428 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 10:29 PM
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68. Next G.O.P. nominee for president - Larry the Cable Guy!
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shanti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 11:38 PM
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77. there ya go
he always appeals to the least common denominator.
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Sparkle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 10:39 PM
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69. He calls Putin as Pootie Poot.
Does he have a nickname for Cheney? Asshole?
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bananarepublican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 10:52 PM
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70. Can Bush's farts be anal-yzed? Whilst the CIA has his and Cheney's...
... excrement secured for national security reasons, a non-scripted fart would be harder to contain!
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 10:58 PM
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71. i'll bet he talks about the size of his dumps, too.
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SeattleVet Donating Member (708 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 10:58 PM
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72. This is the full explanation of his "Air Assault" shouts
while biking!

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unkachuck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 11:15 PM
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74. so that's what smells in Washington....
....I wish his proficiency with 'gas' would also translated into a lower price at the gas pump....paying an arm and a leg to fill up, really stinks....
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shanti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 11:32 PM
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75. isn't that special?....
our chimp is so distinguished...
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tomreedtoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 02:05 AM
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78. Is Bush paranoid around women because they don't fart?????
Is he afraid that women are retaining all that gas, and that in an uncontrolled moment they could explode around him? Are women Weapons of Mass Destruction hiding around us?

I don't know if that was intended, but if it's true, it sure explains a lot about Bush.
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 03:35 AM
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80. Oh yeah. That's the kinda guy you want running the country.
Do I even need to put a sarcasm tag here, or should I just assume that everyone on DU is intelligent enough to figure it out on their own? :)
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KnaveRupe Donating Member (700 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 06:29 AM
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81. Someone should introduce him to Stephanie Miller. n/t
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Harry Monroe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 07:37 AM
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83. I'm beyond being embarassed that this idiot is our Commander in Chief
What's his fascination with the anal region. Farting, "Turdblossom" and "Pootie Poot". It says a lot about his psyche, but I guess an asshole would be interested in himself.
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hippiechick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 08:03 AM
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87. "A funny, earthy guy" ????
Sounds more like a dorky 12 year old boy .... :freak:
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Tracer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 08:05 AM
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89. If you are a 3-year-old ...
... farts ARE funny.

If you still think they are funny when you are 60 years old, then "arrested development" is too kind of a description.
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Evoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 08:57 AM
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96. Call me arrested
I find farts hilarious. Carlins fart jokes rock...see, I've gotten a little more sophisticated in my appreciation of fart jokes. Not all fart jokes are built equally, but even the lamest are still KINDA funny. Here is one I heard last week from a buddy.

Knock Knock

Who's there?

*takes a fart*

We laughed for about 10 minutes!
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savemefromdumbya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 10:10 AM
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103. Bush said his favorite book is the Hungry Caterpillar!
George W. Bush listed the book among his favorite books from when he was growing up in a 1999 survey conducted by Pizza Hut, which caused some controversy among media commentators since Bush was twenty-three when the book was first published. <1> <2> Bush has also chosen the book to read to elementary school classes. <3>

http://www.southcoasttoday.com/daily/09-01/09-02-01/e02...
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 08:11 AM
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91. WH spin: Boo$h is a novice chef who regularly uses a dutch oven.
I read once that on the bookshelf at Compound W there sits the Big Book of Farts. I wonder if it's the scratch and sniff version.
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noonwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 08:16 AM
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92. What's so bad about liking fart jokes?
Doesn't everybody like them?

Any guy who is a father hears them all the time when his kids are growing up. If you have kids ages 7-21, they make fart jokes all the time.
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Wednesdays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 08:39 AM
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94. Uh-huh. And it's just as funny to
cut the cheese around your new employees, eh?

:eyes:
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Bushladen Donating Member (24 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 05:26 PM
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124. Ya know
As much as I hate Bush I think that is funny. Your meeting with the Presidunce your nervous and you shake his hand and you hear a fart. As long as these are young interns I think they would find it funny too. It might help "Break the Ice" so to speak. But only with the young crowd. And I'm 45 and female but also a lesbian.
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Strawman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 08:30 AM
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93. That's the most intelligent noise to come out of the guy
That's the sad thing.
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Buns_of_Fire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 08:51 AM
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95. Are we forgetting "Whistleass?"
I figure Chucklenuts is more the SBD type, myself...
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bdamomma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 09:18 AM
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98. yup, he's an ass alright
what a disgusting man, he is just a frat boy, what a jerk.
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Javaman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 09:47 AM
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99. Perhaps someone should ask Victor Ashe...nt
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savemefromdumbya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 10:07 AM
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102. Ashe dares not to talk!
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savemefromdumbya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 10:06 AM
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100. The 'Fart Book'
He wasn't interested in ideas or in books or causes. He didn't travel; he didn't read the newspapers; he didn't watch the news; he didn't even go to the movies. How anyone got out of Yale without developing some interest in the world besides booze and sports stuns me." New Yorker writer Brendan Gill recalls roaming the Kennebunkport compound one night while staying there looking for a book to read -- the only title he could find was "The Fart Book."

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FighttheFuture Donating Member (748 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 10:06 AM
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101. Cripes... out National Embarrassment just keeps on growing!
Restoring "integrity" to the Whitehouse, the Repuglican way!

I am now fully convinced that short lived series by Matt Stone/Trey Parker "That's my Bush" was 100% spot on about the feces flinging monkey in the White House. The frat boys visit Bush episode particularly comes to mind.
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Seabiscuit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 10:31 AM
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104. He should be a guest on the Howard Stern show.
Alongside the flatulent, foul-mouthed, drunken dwarf.
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markbark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 10:55 AM
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106. It all makes sense now
I've always looked at that smirk on his face and thought "this is not the face of the leader of the free world, this is the smirk of an seven year old boy who has just heard the latest fart joke"

--MAB
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Beausoir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 10:57 AM
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107. Pig. 'nuff said.
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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 11:17 AM
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109. this makes him more likable to freepers, who fart to express their love
for each other and their leader.

Maybe Bush should adopt this the way Hitler did the stiff arm salute.
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 11:35 AM
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111. You know Hitler had a gas problem.
Just sayin'. :shrug:
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brentblack Donating Member (127 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 12:45 PM
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112. Who doesn't like fart jokes?
I once asked my 85 year old grandfather when I would be at an age when I stop finding farts funny. He laughed, farted and said, 'Don't know..I still laugh everytime'.

Bush is a moron, a bully and a war monger, but really...who does not laugh when someone steps on a California Barking Spider (strangest phrase I heard concerning farts).

Ooopps....there goes a 21 fart salute to my Chipotle Burrito...better get to the head quick.
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newspeak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 01:20 PM
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115. each to their own
however, in my family growing up, it was unacceptable to intentionally fart in front of others; and if one slipped, "pardon me" was in order. It was considered to be a lack of respect for present company. My uncle who married into the family farted all the time and would laugh about it, while others plugged their noses. My aunt would get so angry and would spray the Lysol on him. It was crass--I'll never forget the time I introduced this really cute boy (major crush) to my uncle and he said not one word just farted. I was so so so embarrassed. I grew up learning that farting is a necessary part of a body's function, but to intentionally do it around others was very disrespectful.
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Demeter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 02:22 PM
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117. Dubya IS Alfred E. Neuman!
"BushWorld" coming to a theatre near you.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 02:24 PM
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118. What's wrong with fart jokes?
Bush sucks, but being a fan of fart jokes isn't one of the reasons he sucks.
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QuestionAll... Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 02:56 PM
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119. what a gashole. nt
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ElboRuum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 03:58 PM
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120. J'aime le bon mot du flatus, aussi...
Mais, je ne suis pas le President des Etats-Unis.
J'espere le President jamais dire la plaisanterie du poot-poot. Zut alors!

Pardon my French, but I haven't had cause to use it for a while.
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ElboRuum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 04:00 PM
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121. J'aime le bon mot du flatus, aussi...
Mais, je ne suis pas le President des Etats-Unis.
J'espere le President jamais dire la plaisanterie du poot-poot. Zut alors!

Pardon my French, but I haven't had cause to use it for a while.
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neilepi Donating Member (140 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 05:02 PM
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122. there is a serious side to this...
..it should be cross-referenced with this post:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

I'm not sure that the top-insider was right about Bush being "always worried about his behaviour".

Neil

http://www.cafepress.com/heavenlybody
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HockeyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 05:24 PM
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123. Mother Complex
Whatever one may think of Babs, she is certainly not the quiet, walk two steps behind your man (like Stepford Laura) type wife.

I would guess (just my opinion) that deep down Bush is intimidated by strong women, and just women in general. So, he has to put them down and play up a bravado, macho image.

Of course, the Fundie Religion condones and promotes this. Just perfect for him.
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bklyncowgirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 05:28 PM
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125. Wow this makes Clinton doin' Monica in the Oval Office look dignified
At least what ol' Bubba was doing was something that is generally associated with grownups or wanna be grownups--not immature third graders.
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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 05:45 PM
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126. It's how he was raised.
In Kitty Kelley's book "The Family", she writes about a famous author who was a house guest of George HW and Barbara Bush. Looking around the house for something to read, he couldn't find a single book, except one called "The Fart Book".
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kskiska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 08:28 PM
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128. Apparently, Condi doesn't mind
I've read where her language and humor runs along the same channels as *, too.
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Iris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 08:28 PM
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129. Yeah. Cuz women don't fart.
What a moron.
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Bitwit1234 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 10:11 PM
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130. Bush likes to eat also.
If anyone watched Jon Stewart last week he showed where bush is obsessed with food, the Bar-B.Que in Germany and the pig. Talking with rolls in his mouth to Blair. Eating cake during Katrina. Well now there is a picture on the home page of Raw Story...bush is at it again he got his group to stop and he ordered an ice cream cone.
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Harry Monroe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-23-06 08:44 AM
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132. Bush is being unpatriotic and encouraging terrrorism...
...by his "flatulant" humor.

Fart jokes are not funny and furthermore unpatriotic!! Check it out for
yourself at this link from the "Ministry of Fatherland Security"

http://www.devilducky.com/media/46529 /

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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global1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-23-06 09:15 AM
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133. I Heard The He Could Fart The 'Star Spangled Banner' And If He Didn't Win.
in '00 he was going to try out for American Idol.
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zonkra Donating Member (62 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-23-06 07:46 PM
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134. There once was an appointee named Bush
who liked to give interns a malodorous push
he'd foul all the air
blame everyone else there
then blow some more gas out his tush.

One day while asphyxiating his nerds
and the one he called the blossom of turds
he asked like a dummy
of the cadaverous Rummy
is this how Saddam gassed the Kurds?

Rummy's face turned to wax
Cheney's heart had a series of attacks
Bush started to giggle
his bowels gave a jiggle
and he unloaded down the back of his slacks!

Bush looked chagrined for a minute
but he knew Tony Snow could spin it
he thought it a hoot
as he started to toot
he didn't smell any worse than Bill Benett!
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