Terrorist Calls Pizza Hut, You call Pizza Hut, You are Now ON THE LIST

[rpgamerd00d]

Conyers Hearings on NSA Spying. James Bamford spelled out how the "7 degrees of separation" can link ANYONE to a Terrorist.

[meganmonkey]

1. Thank god I don't call pizza hut

I'm safe, right?

[gkhouston]

3. well, safer than if you'd eaten their pizza. n/t

[rocktivity]

18. I JUST WENT TO A PIZZA HUT, LOL!!!

Caught only first half of the NSA hearings because I had to take my car to the shop. After dropping it off, I walked over to the nearby Pizza Hut. I listened to the rest of the hearings in my car via Sirius. I'm screwed--and I guess my mechanic is, too.


rocknation

[meganmonkey]

19. OMG You are SO BUSTED!!

Oh shit, why am I talking to you? Oh man, I even met you in real life once.

Now I am SO BUSTED TOO!!!!

[Midlodemocrat]

2. What about Papa John's?

Do terrarists call Papa John's, or do they just call Pizza Hut?

And, what about Chinese Food? Can I still call for Chinese Food? Maybe I should just eat at home, with the shades pulled down and the lights out and my safe room at the ready.

[meganmonkey]

7. Oh god that garlic butter dipping sauce

Man, I haven't had Papa Johns in years. But I am starting to drool just thinking of it. Mmmmmm...

[FSogol]

4. So Kevin Bacon is Osama Bin Laden? n/t

[gkhouston]

5. damn, he really CAN play any role.... n/t

[rpgamerd00d]

6. rotflmao! You guys are brilliant... :)

[ncrainbowgrrl]

9. You missed the "scandalous" role of the babysitter!

[ClassWarrior]

8. Pizza Hut has a Kevin Bacon Pizza now?

I don't get it...

NGU.

[Straight Shooter]

11. Yes, and it comes with a mushroom ........

... cloud.

[Straight Shooter]

10. Face it. We're on the list because we are members of DU.

Maybe we're on a sub-list. Maybe they consider us a little nuts, like we're worth watching but not worth worrying about.

It's all ridiculous. America has become a parody of itself.

[FreedomAngel82]

17. Or for signing the petitions

[sui generis]

12. Holey Salami, Batman

Especially since my calls to Pizza Hut now go all the way to a call center in deep dark terrorist INDIA!!!!

I wonder if they monitored me. Medium Super Supreme with Pineapple, No Onions, Pan Crust. No, I always forget and throw them away. Hey could you read that back to me? Last time it had onions. No, I'm not allergic, they just make me fart.

[stoneisland]

13. Wait a second...

Is Pizza Hut Halal?

[MrMonk]

14. I've had take-out from Afghan Kebab House

I'm doomed.
Dooooomed.

[Servotron]

15. Didn't OxyRush used to advertise for Pizza Slut?

Cool. Limbaugh's a terraist. I knew it all the time.

[ClintonTyree]

16. That means Kevin Bacon is a "terraist".............

who'd a thunk it?