can I take my snake on the plane?

[leftofthedial]

I'm confused.

[MrCoffee]

1. only if SLJ ain't on board.

[lonestarnot]

18. Steven Colbert doesn't want no motherfucking snake on a plane either!

[rurallib]

2. Only if you drink some of the venom first

[sgxnk]

3. only

if u keep it stuffed safely in your pants

<spinal tap>

we have armadillos in our trousers

</spinal tap>

[MrCoffee]

4. get these muthafu*kin trousersnakes off this muthafu*kin plane!

[tridim]

9. Well that's a good point

There will be no more foil wrapped cucumbers in your trousers, rock star or not.

This terra-lert goes to eleven.

[leftofthedial]

21. what about my cucumber?

should I use the aluminum foil?

[sgxnk]

22. no

that gives an awful shock when it touches a cavity

not that anybody would be eating your cucumber w.o unwrapping the foil compltely i would hope

and DON'T WAX YOUR CUCUMBER

tastes horrible

[MrCoffee]

23. I have no idea what any of that means...

and I don't wanna know!

[leftofthedial]

27. I only use flavored waxes

cucumber-flavored is my favorite

but bratwurst is pretty good too

[kenny blankenship]

5. Is it Islamiac or Muslimist?

Could be subject to court-approved racial profiling in that case.

[Pirate Smile]

6. Ok, thanks, you made me laugh.

:D

[Island Blue]

7. Snake, yes. Water weinne, no. n/t

[Duer 157099]

8. Depends whether it's recently been fed

with a container full of explosive precursors

[Orrex]

10. Locking

No sex threads

[dave29]

11. You CAN'T TAKE NO MF'N SNAKE ON NO MF'N PLANE!!!!

lol

[soup]

12. .

[MrCoffee]

13. If SLJ is on the scene, we've got no worries

Draft SLJ now!

[AngryOldDem]

14. LOL

Only if it's in a clear plastic bag.

[leftofthedial]

28. LOL!!

:rofl:

fly safely

[hlthe2b]

15. As long as it isn't a WATER snake...

Cobras, rattlers, coralsnakes welcome.....:eyes:

[VolcanoJen]

16. ROFL ROFL

Thanks for that! :P

[lonestarnot]

17. THAT'S A MOTHERFUCK'N SNAKE! YOU CAN'T TAKE NO

STINK'N SNAKES ON A PLANE. THAT'S MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A PLANE! SC stay of the planes!

[4 t 4]

19. Snakes On Planes!

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

[unpossibles]

20. not if it's a water snake. n/t

[lastknowngood]

24. As long as you keep it in your pants.

n/t

[leftofthedial]

25. what if I'm not wearing pants?

I think I'll fly nekkid from now on.

[Wiley50]

26. Only if I can take a whiz on your chopper n/t