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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:12 PM
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can I take my snake on the plane?
I'm confused.
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:12 PM
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1. only if SLJ ain't on board.
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:36 PM
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18. Steven Colbert doesn't want no motherfucking snake on a plane either!
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:13 PM
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2. Only if you drink some of the venom first
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sgxnk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:13 PM
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3. only
if u keep it stuffed safely in your pants

<spinal tap>

we have armadillos in our trousers

</spinal tap>

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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:14 PM
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4. get these muthafu*kin trousersnakes off this muthafu*kin plane!
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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:16 PM
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9. Well that's a good point
There will be no more foil wrapped cucumbers in your trousers, rock star or not.

This terra-lert goes to eleven.
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:45 PM
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21. what about my cucumber?
should I use the aluminum foil?
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sgxnk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:52 PM
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22. no
that gives an awful shock when it touches a cavity

not that anybody would be eating your cucumber w.o unwrapping the foil compltely i would hope

and DON'T WAX YOUR CUCUMBER

tastes horrible

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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:55 PM
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23. I have no idea what any of that means...
and I don't wanna know!
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 07:26 PM
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27. I only use flavored waxes
cucumber-flavored is my favorite

but bratwurst is pretty good too
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kenny blankenship Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:14 PM
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5. Is it Islamiac or Muslimist?
Edited on Thu Aug-10-06 01:16 PM by kenny blankenship
Could be subject to court-approved racial profiling in that case.
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Pirate Smile Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:15 PM
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6. Ok, thanks, you made me laugh.
:D
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Island Blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:15 PM
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7. Snake, yes. Water weinne, no. n/t
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Duer 157099 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:15 PM
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8. Depends whether it's recently been fed
with a container full of explosive precursors
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:17 PM
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10. Locking
No sex threads
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dave29 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:18 PM
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11. You CAN'T TAKE NO MF'N SNAKE ON NO MF'N PLANE!!!!
lol
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soup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:25 PM
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12. .
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:26 PM
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13. If SLJ is on the scene, we've got no worries
Draft SLJ now!
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AngryOldDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:28 PM
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14. LOL
Only if it's in a clear plastic bag.
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 07:27 PM
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28. LOL!!
Edited on Thu Aug-10-06 07:27 PM by leftofthedial
:rofl:

fly safely
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hlthe2b Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:28 PM
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15. As long as it isn't a WATER snake...
Cobras, rattlers, coralsnakes welcome..... :eyes:
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VolcanoJen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:28 PM
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16. ROFL ROFL
Thanks for that! :P
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:30 PM
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17. THAT'S A MOTHERFUCK'N SNAKE! YOU CAN'T TAKE NO
STINK'N SNAKES ON A PLANE. THAT'S MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A PLANE! SC stay of the planes!
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4 t 4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:37 PM
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19. Snakes On Planes!
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
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unpossibles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:37 PM
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20. not if it's a water snake. n/t
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lastknowngood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:25 PM
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24. As long as you keep it in your pants.
n/t
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 07:16 PM
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25. what if I'm not wearing pants?
I think I'll fly nekkid from now on.
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Wiley50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 07:19 PM
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26. Only if I can take a whiz on your chopper n/t
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