Will Dick Cheney be Disappointed on his death bed?

[Philosoraptor]

Disappointed that he couldn't accumulate just a little bit more money? Or disappointed that he didn't grab just a wee bit more power?

Will he regret that not enough soldiers have died for his profits? Will he think about all the money he could have made if only he had ordered a few thousand more innocents murdered?

Will he grieve at his own mortality, feel sorry for himself because he couldn't have it all? Will he weep because he could not clutch the planet in his grasp and take it with him into heaven?

Or will he die with a happy, snarling grin on his big fat greasy face?

[Tyler Durden]

1. His last words should be "Useless. Useless." as he looks at his hands...

...like another famous traitor and assassin.

[Eric J in MN]

5. Who?

NT

[Tyler Durden]

9. John Wilkes Booth.

When he got mortally wounded in a barn in northern Virginia, trying to escape on his broken leg, he lay paralyzed and asked his captors to raise his hands. He looked at them, and said, "Useless. Useless."

This is the penalty I pay for my studies in History.

[ixion]

2. well, when the Gates of Hell open up before him, and he finds that

he's the Guest of Dishonor in Hell, he might be a bit surprised. :evilgrin:

[Tyler Durden]

4. Naw. He'll take a seat next to Goering, and order a drink.

Dick will fit in just fine in Hell. The devil is always looking for new talent and ideas.

[ixion]

7. yeah, I suppose that's true

what was I thinking. :+

[iamahaingttta]

3. He's not gonna get a deathbed.

He's gonna die fast when his heart goes POP!

The world is gonna be cheated out of knowing that he suffered in the end...

[Benhurst]

8. He'll never die.

See Nancy Reagan's classic film, DONOVAN'S BRAIN for an explanation.

[silverojo]

13. No way

Heart failure causes a slow, lingering death. He's had congestive heart failure for some time, so that's how he's going to die, unless he has a sudden stroke or something.

Fucking evil bastard. :mad:

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

6. Surprised might be more like it

Surprised when he realized that his wealth and power are of no use to him now. Surprised that his concept of Reality is merely a concept and that what Truly Is makes wealth and power as he understands it superfluous.

[TheCowsCameHome]

10. He's still alive?

[Philosoraptor]

11. Not in the same sense that you and I are.

[davekriss]

12. ",,,take it with him into heaven?" that's not where he's going

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[mwb970]

14. I'd love to find out today. (n/t)

[obreaslan]

15. I'll quote the last 2 verses of Dylan's "Masters of War"...

And leave it at that...

Let me ask you one question
Is your money that good
Will it buy you forgiveness
Do you think that it could
I think you will find
When your death takes its toll
All the money you made
Will never buy back your soul

And I hope that you die
And your death'll come soon
I will follow your casket
In the pale afternoon
And I'll watch while you're lowered
Down to your deathbed
And I'll stand o'er your grave
'Til I'm sure that you're dead

I'll say good riddance to bad rubbish on that day. :hi:

[raccoon]

16. A stake through his heart and a bunch of garlic in his mouth.

Then we can be sure. :silly:

[cgrindley]

17. Your question presupposes

that Cheney isn't some evil cyborg. I'm not entirely convinced he's human.

[Ishoutandscream2]

18. Well, I certainly won't be disappointed

I know, very cold, but he's responsible for so much death and misery in the world. The end can't come soon enough.

And I'm talking from natural means, my Patriot Act friends who may be lurking.

[sinkingfeeling]

19. Yes, he will be snarling as he is welcomed by Satan.

[Jack Rabbit]

20. He'll be disappointed because his death bed is in an 8' x 10' cell

United Nations Prison, The Hague
Home for retired neoconservatives

[leesa]

21. He will never have enough. He's an addict.

[HamdenRice]

22. Ever see the movie Ghost? The evil shadows from hell will drag...

him away the way they did in that movie, so I assume he will be at least a little "concerned."