Senator Coleman's father busted for having sex in pizzeria parking lot

[Oilwellian]

Here's another one to add to the list of GOP perverts:

St. Paul police cited the 81-year-old father of Sen. Norm Coleman and a female companion after officers reported seeing them engaged in a sex act in the parking lot of a popular pizzeria.

A person passing Red Savoy's Pizza at 421 E. Seventh St. called police about 6:30 p.m. Tuesday and said two people were "having sex in a vehicle," a police report said.

Officers issued citations to Norman B. Coleman Sr. and Patrizia M. Schrag, 38, for lewd and disorderly conduct. Schrag told police Coleman Sr. is her boyfriend.

Neither the elder Coleman nor Schrag, who both live in St. Paul, could be reached for comment Wednesday, but the Minnesota senator issued a statement.

"I love my father dearly," he said. "I do not condone his actions or behavior, and I am deeply disturbed by what I have learned. He clearly has some issues that need to be dealt with, and I will encourage him to seek the necessary help."

http://www.twincities.com/mld/twincities/news/state/minnesota/15130641.htm

[MrSlayer]

1. Pervert? Bah.

So the old boy was having a little fun. So what?

[MadMaddie]

2. The apple usually doesn't fall far from the tree..

[MisoWeaver]

3. I, for one, applaude the senior Coleman.

81- year old guy and 38- year old woman. What do they eat up there?

[Oilwellian]

4. Pizza w/anchovies?

:rofl:

[Bjornsdotter]

5. Hey Norm

"He clearly has some issues that need to be dealt with, and I will encourage him to seek the necessary help."

I think he was dealing with his "issue" just fine...:rofl:

Cheers

[comradebillyboy]

6. when I am 81 I would be proud

to even be able to enjoy a sex act of any kind. Bravo to the old fart.

[Catherine Vincent]

7. I'm wondering...

Judging by the congratulatory responses here and the other thread of his father getting picked up for sex in public, would you all be saying the same thing if it was his 81 year old mother and a 38 year old guy?:-)

[TygrBright]

8. Hell, *I* sure would!! If I can find a 38-yr-old to get jiggy with...

...when *I'm* 81, I won't be too picky about the where or when!!

libidinously,
Bright

[Warren DeMontague]

9. Why the hell not?

They're both well over the age of consent. Who the fuck cares?

[Catherine Vincent]

12. You don't have to curse at me, I was only asking a friendly question.

[Warren DeMontague]

13. Sorry. Didn't mean it directly at you.

Just a rhetorical use of profanity. What I can I say? I swear like a sailor sometimes. Nothing personal intended.

[RB TexLa]

11. I'd applaud her n/t

[bling bling]

10. "I will encourage him to seek the necessary help." For WHAT?

If having sex in a car is a mental illness, 95% of us are sick. Who hasn't done it in a car at some point in their lives? To make it sound like his dad has an illness that needs treatment for this action seems a little extreme, IMO.

[Warren DeMontague]

14. You know, it's meaningless, but it's supposed to sound good.

Pesky, funky human beings insist on behaving in strange, unpredictable ways. Everybody needs treatment for something.

Preferably involving hundreds of hours of therapy and expensive anti-depressants from some pharmaceutical conglomerate.

If I were the esteemed Senator, I'd say

"So? My old man got caught having sex in a parked car. He's 81. If the media in this country were halfway close to doing their jobs, they would treat this as a 2 second human interest story- or not at all- before moving on to War, Pestilence, Global Warming, our National Health Care crisis, and all the other shit that their corporate owners would prefer them not to spend any time on. As it is, they really ought to be thanking me and my family for dropping them this choice bone (as it were) of a non-story for them to have fun with for the next week or so."

[dweller]

15. and why isn't this in LBN???

i mean, everyone needs an occasional chuckle, or some positive encouragement, or a little ... um, what would you call it Patti and Norm Sr??

:lol:

dp

[SammyBlue]

16. New definition to anchovy with white sause. :)

[bumblebee1]

17. We sound a little jealous, eh Norm?

Pop's getting more action than you, the Senator could ever dream of.

[grannylib]

18. Norm is a loser by his own actions; his dad's action shouldn't have

much bearing on Normie...
Normie's a POS all on his own.