Flucker Carlson got his ear pee'd on today ...

[ourbluenation]

He just said it on MSNBC - did anyone else hear that?

[whistle]

1. No, what happened

[madame defarge]

2. I hope you mean that literally...

And I'd love to shake the hand of the person who did it...

But...can you elaborate please for those of us who refuse to watch MSM?

[ourbluenation]

3. He was near the I/L border and some folks didn't take kindly to him

and his crew...his photo guy swung a tripod at them and he got pee'd on.

[madame defarge]

5. Ear or gear?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x1698523

Actually, I really don't care which one...just so long as he got pee'd on.

[ourbluenation]

10. omg! I thought he said ear! But it must have been gear... eom

[lonestarnot]

18. Still funny as hell! I'm still laughing my ass off!

:rofl:

[ourbluenation]

24. I like ear better. ok everyone I've decided. He got his EAR pee'd on!!!!

:evilgrin:

[lonestarnot]

27. woohooo a new decider! LOL K & R!!!!!

[AlCzervik]

4. if thats the worst thing that happens to him then he should count himself

a lucky F*cker.

[Mabus]

6. and then they took his lunch money

:spray:

I about choked when I heard they peed on the equipment. I started laughing so loudly that I scared the dogs. :rofl:

He said another crew was beaten up.

on edit: what lonestarnot said.

[AlCzervik]

7. took his lunch money!! LOL!!!!

[Mabus]

8. just kidding

although he probably gave it to them out of habit. :rofl:

[AlCzervik]

9. you know i was just thinking----

F*cker might actually enjoy being peed on. Oh dear, i'm making myself sick now.

[lonestarnot]

12. He didn't get pissed on, his gear did.

[Mabus]

15. Yet another he thing he is probably used to having done to him

probably happened a lot in those prep schools.

In fact, as I understand it (wink, wink), the reason Tucker stopped wearing bowties is because the guy that made him didn't think it was funny anymore.

[ShortnFiery]

28. Yes they were a gang of integrated Israeli and Lebanese school GIRLS!

That's a nice fantasy. :-) :hi:

[evlbstrd]

11. Quickly followed with

a monstrous wedgie?

[lonestarnot]

14. ass licker of the worst kind.

[Mabus]

16. not to mention receiving the dreaded "Rear Admiral"

:rofl:

[evlbstrd]

32. Dirty Sanchez!

[Mabus]

38. His Hispanic cousin

:evilgrin:

I bet there was a poopalanche in Tucker's tightie-whities.

[evlbstrd]

45. Probably the only thing that saved him.

"Ooh, you smell awful!"

[Mabus]

47. Or they didn't want to waste a bullet or dirty their boots.

Besides he's so full of air there's no telling what would have happened if they shot him.

[evlbstrd]

49. Projectile diarrhea.

From many various holes.

[Mabus]

50. and in that heat

For landsakes I can see now why they didn't shoot him.

[evlbstrd]

52. I'm quite surprised the little chicken shit went over there.

Did he think he'd never been seen on teevee by the locals?

[Mabus]

60. I don't think he had a choice

I think it was go there or be phased out. He's after the ratings and is trying to remake himself into the "new" Anderson Cooper. He, Joe and Reeter Cosby don't have the ratings and are willing to just about anything to keep their jobs.

[AlCzervik]

19. ROFL!! you guys are killing me tonight!!!

thank you for the much needed laugh.

[NNN0LHI]

13. I didn't hear it but "gear" sounds more believable

To pee in his ear would require some long range and accurate peeing. Like Olympic quality peeing.

Don

[lonestarnot]

17. I could piss in a bucket and not need much accuracy or Olympic ability!

:rofl:

[Mabus]

20. You're assuming Tucker was standing.

The task was made easier when Tucker dropped to his knees and started praying. :rofl:

[lonestarnot]

30. either way.

[Mabus]

40. I think it scared him when it went in one ear and then out the other.

I present the Tucker smilie: :yoiks:

[lonestarnot]

55. Good Mabus! It's kind of limp like the rest of him.

[ourbluenation]

25. It was GEAR but officially...we're going with EAR.

[lonestarnot]

31. Ear/gear no diff. he probably got splashed! OMG

:rofl: (that's a downed target in radar speak)

[TheCowsCameHome]

21. No harm done. The bowtie is ScotchGard treated.

Close call, eh Tuck?

[Spazito]

22. ROFLMAO!

I love it, absolutely love it. Someone posted that earlier Tucker was warned to watch out for friendlies when he said he was going, bwaaaaaaaahaaaaaa, looks like he didn't take the sage advice!

[ourbluenation]

29. and got his EAR pissed on! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

I'm still cracking up over this idiot.

[Spazito]

42. I do believe it was his gear and not his ear, in a way I prefer the gear

it sends a clearer message! It is absolutely priceless. The only question I have is: Was Tucker outraged or sheepish when he was talking about this?

I DO so hope there will be video from when he talked about this!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

23. Did they give him a wedgie and stuff him in his locker, too?

Poor *ucker...

[Mabus]

39. Not a locker, a duffle bag and then they broke the zipper.

Poor, poor little *ucker.

[jean]

26. Being a target of group urination doesn't hold as much water as Wolf

Blitzer ducking on-camera while reporting during the Gulf War, with incoming scud missiles heard in the background. Now there was a real wartime reporter.

:sarcasm:

[rurallib]

33. Was he being marked as a future target

"Aim at the guy that smells like piss"

[lonestarnot]

34. He probably pissed himself and blamed it on them.

[ourbluenation]

35. oh stop...I'm peeing on myself now!!!! Bwahahahaaa!

I must be tired as hell but I can't stop laughing my ass off over the idea that he got pee'd on in the EAR!!!!

[lonestarnot]

36. ourbluenation you are too fucking funny! Wish you were here for a

rickshaw ride... we laughed until we about pissed. We are planning another.

[ourbluenation]

37. what? when? where?

:toast:

[lonestarnot]

51. Tempe AZ

Riding through the streets with bullhorns when it cools off some.

[ourbluenation]

56. and what do you say out the bullhorns????

how mysterious...I'm 500 miles away at least. hotter than hades here too...

[lonestarnot]

57. bushitler is a serial killer and whatever else is current.

[ourbluenation]

58. and flucker carlson is a PISS EAR! Don't forget that one!!!

Cheers!

[lonestarnot]

59. OK I've been trying to figure out how to make wave files so I can

post them, but I've been too lazy. If I ever get to it, I will post a recording of some of our next event.

[JohnnyLib]

41. What, no swirlies?

Trouble on the home front--I kept laughing, wifie isn't amused by topic. Hehehehe

[lonestarnot]

53. Oh homefront troubles are always nice aren't they. Are you being held

hostage? Tortured? or just having your freedom curtailed?

[ourbluenation]

43. ok - from this day forward HE SHALL BE KNOWN AS MR. PISS EAR

or the-one-with-the-piss-in-the-ear

towtpite for short

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Get me an ale!!!!

[FredScuttle]

44. This one's dedicated to my homey, Flucker

"Pee on You"



I say, rollin' around,
settin' on dubs
I was high on shrubs,
Coolin' in my Escalade,
Man I'm paid, I got it made,
Take me to your special place,

Close your eyes show me your face,
I'm gonna piss on it.

Haters gotta hate,
Lovers wanna love,
I don't even want,
None of the above,
I want to piss on you.
Yes I do, I'll piss on you,
I pee on you.

I said yo body, yo body,
Is a portapotty,
And I pee out kid,
And I pee on you,
Drip, drip, drip,
Pee on you,
Piss on you, piss on you,

You won't feel quite the same,
Once you get a whiff of my Hershey stains,
I wanna piss on you, too,
I want to pee in yo food,
Only thing that make my life complete,
Is when I turn yo face into a toliet seat,
I want to pee on you,
Yes I do, pee on you,
I'll piss on you

Won't you braid my hair,
Before you stop, I gonna...
I wanna fart on you.

[lonestarnot]

54. Ok you get a Dave Chappelle WHAT@#$%@##%?

[rurallib]

46. Is the pisser running for any office?

I think I'd like to contribute to his campaign.
(A quick spin of the old bowtie and *ucker dried himself all off)

[hatrack]

48. Not that he doesn't deserve it!

I have a feeling that if that particular Fuckerism got out, being pissed on by the Lebanese would be the very least of Bow-tie Bozo's concerns.