Star Trek : "The Lost Generation"

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Episode one : "Mission Accomplished"

Starring : Dubya Boosh commander in chief of starship USS Titanic
Kondy Raith as the Klingon officer (no make up needed)
K Rauve as the Ferengi officer (no make up needed)

On the desertic planet Eeraq the cruel dictator Sad'am is trading black gold for dilithium crystals. Despite the warnings of the long time ally Star Fleet Commander Jean-Luc Chirac...



feel free to complete.... roles, scenario

[Swamp Rat]

1. Funny how Bushler looks more like a Gorn than a human.

:D

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2. pic doesn"t show ?

[Swamp Rat]

7. I see it fine

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8. now yes !

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3. He may look Gornish, but he's 80% Ferengi at least.

[Cleita]

4. Kondy keeps holding them back because she's

having a hard time walking on the desert sand with her high heeled Ferragamo boots. Of course Ferengi K. Rauve is upset because he thinks she should be naked and in the home like all women should be. He starts forming a plan to take her clothes from her while she sleeps. Those boots are too nice for a woo-man anyway and they would make him look taller.

[Demit]

5. Ferengi High Commander Dick-Chay-Nee orders Rauve to tickle his ears and

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6. ROFL

some hunting accident ?

[Demit]

10. ...blow up the planet while he counts his bars of Halliburtlatinum.

Boosh giggles and makes motor noises as he drives the ship at warp speed into the planet. The crew seem mildly alarmed, but remain optimistic, because they know there are more episodes planned. Boosh has made it so.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

9. Vulcans fall out of favor within the Federation. They use reason too much.

eom

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11. Damned Librul Vulcans

Starship commander Jon Kerr-Ee has been swiftboated again despite heroic services on Planet Earth