Why did the Chimp grope the German Chancellor? Let's turn to science:

[jackstraw45]

http://www.lessonsforhope.org/abc/show_description.asp?abc_id=46



"Chimpanzee Behavior

Touch
Contact is an essential element in chimpanzee behavior. It plays an important role in social situations whether the chimpanzee is excited, afraid, playing, or relaxing. A pat, embrace, or kiss relieves the fears and frustrations of a crying infant, lessens tension of adults involved in a dispute, and reassures anxious subordinates when threatened by an aroused and aggressive high ranking chimpanzee."

[leftchick]

1. LOL!

that makes more sense than anything else I have read!

:rofl:

[gratuitous]

2. Or consult Occam's Razor

Bush is just an asshole. The simplest explanation is best.

[Fridays Child]

3. Classic boozer behavior.

And, even though dry drunks act like idiots, too, I doubt if Bush teetotaled his way through the G8 Summit.

[rurallib]

9. Probably not in the land of Vodka!

[Norquist Nemesis]

4. Well, she's his "New Best Friend" and he wanted to yuck it up

and let everyone know Big Brother's in the House!

[rurallib]

11. making her feel like one of the boys

and this is how he treats the boys.

[Quakerfriend]

5. Too funny! They did a short on it with Jeanie Most (?sp) on CNN

Did anyone see it. It was very funny! And, they had another video of the chimp CLEANING HIS GLASSES ON THE BACK OF SOME WOMAN'S SWEATER as she bent over in front of him!!

[jackstraw45]

29. From Letterman during 2000 campaign I believe

Classless, as usual.

[LaPera]

6. Guess it reminds him of Jeff Gannon and his love for bald heads!

[michael_1166]

7. I've read something similar about chimpanzees masturbating

for relieving stress and easing up social situations. Maybe that's Bushie's next stage we're going to witness? When's the next G8?

[rurallib]

10. OHMYGOD WHAT A MENTAL PIC

W at a meeting jacking off 'to relieve tension' ROFL
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[uppityperson]

12. poop flinging

[jackstraw45]

13. Now we know what the "bathroom break" was all about

[BringEmOn]

21. Maybe, he can borrow Judge Thompson's penis pump.

[Nay]

28. Holy shit. If * jacks off at a summit, can we impeach him THEN? LOL

[Frank Cannon]

8. Reduced inhibitions and sense of impropriety

I'm trying to remember what causes that. Hmmmmm... I know it starts with "AL".

[MADem]

14. It couldn't possibly be "AL KADER" could it??????

Maybe the Monkey is a member of THIS terror cell.......

http://www.shriners.org/history/

[reichstag911]

23. Damn, damn, damn!

Just beat me!

[reichstag911]

22. AL QAEDA? nt

[Frank Cannon]

25. Is there such a thing as "Al Qahol"? (n/t)

[reichstag911]

26. No, but I'll take a bottle...

...goddamnit! Where's that hot little liebchen Angela? I want some more o' that knockwurst, baby!

[lectrobyte]

15. Get your paws off me, you damn dirty ape!

[Double T]

16. Well shame on ALL of us for questioning HIS behavior.......

it is only natural and normal to grope leaders from other monkey societies.

[Javaman]

17. If she hadn't pushed him away...

he would have made a grab for her chest.

That thought just polluted my mind...

[ladjf]

20. I wish to hell he had "busted a move" on her breasts. We would

have been able to get rid of him immediately.

[michael_1166]

18. At the speed he's deteriorating

the day can't be far away now anymore he's doing something really stupid and inexcusable in public. Let's hope it's something so embarrassing they just have to take him out of the public.

Btw. that's what I don't get: If we think it through, it's not really Bush being responsible for all the killing that's going on because he ordered it. No, the man or woman really being responsible for the tenthousands of dead people is his medic not declaring Bush insane. It's visible to the untrained eye Bush has lost it, but he's still running the show. Each day his medics don't declare him unfit for office is a day they committed mass murder by proxy. Isn't that against their oath?

[jackstraw45]

30. How much worse could it really get?

The guy doesn't carry money around (taking money from a customer at poppy's Dunkin' Donuts), gropes world leaders, chokes on pretzels, talks with his mouth full, makes babies everywhere cry, insults his hosts, belittles his guests, causes the deaths of his people and thousands of others around the world and can't even stand on a segway without falling on his face.

[ladjf]

19. I can tell you right now. I would be creeped out like hell if bush

sneaked up behind me and starting grabbing me anywhere toward my neck. Who knows what a crazy person like him might do? From the look on the chancellor's face, I'd say that she feels the same way.

[npincus]

24. Chimp brains are a delicacy in Thailand...

B*sh is safe there.

[Canuckistanian]

27. It was either that or flinging his own poop

I guess he didn't get his pants off in time.

[Gruenemann]

31. I couldn't resist...

A little PhotoShopping: http://www.flickr.com/photos/gruenemann/193441620/