Put on a raincoat and galoshes

[lectrobyte]

I love the smell of hypocrisy in the morning.

"He who fears the LORD has a secure fortress, and for his children it will be a refuge." Proverbs 14:26

http://cityguide.ozarksgateway.com/fe/Obituaries/Profile.asp?businessid=77297

[Viva_La_Revolution]

1. I recommend hip boots before clicking that link

galoshes won't cut it, that shit is too deep.

[acmejack]

4. You need a helicopter!

An airlift is the only way to safely navigate shit that deep!

[Kutjara]

2. I know it's wrong to speak ill of the dead, but...

...this obituary is so over the top it's practically irony. I've never read such a load of bull in my life. It's utterly shameless.

[Arkansas Granny]

7. This hardly qualifies as an obituary. It sounds more like a sermon.

[Ian David]

3. By "secure fortress," did Gawd mean "annuities"? n/t

[BOSSHOG]

5. My obituary

BossHog lived a happy life and he'll kick your ass if your sad he is gone. Don't be sad he's gone, be happy he was here. He wants you all to party hearty, crawfish berl would be most appropriate and when in the Big Easy try to find part of his ashes in the French Quarter. And every time you drink a Bud Draft think of him.

I'm not gone yet folks.

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

6. MODS? The Lounge!

C'mon! :shrug:

[lectrobyte]

9. Why the lounge? I thought that link was to real obit piece, not satire.

[samdogmom]

8. They forget his favorite "charity" -- Dubya!

Plus what's with the ending? I don't know where to send my memorial in lieu of flowers.