If You Like Joseph McCarthy

[SalmonChantedEvening]

If You Like Joseph McCarthy (To the tune of The Pina Colada Song)

On my TV was a lady, and that term’s loosely used
Barking insults at widows, I was less than amused
So while she went on haranguing, I turned off the TV
Did a hald dozen rolaids, lest my last meal leave me

I did some reading about her, to see what make her tick
After several quotations, six more tums did the trick
I wondered who read her columns, and just who bought her books
And the qualifications, are a litmus test for kooks

(CH)
If you like Joseph McCarthy, and Bill Clinton disdain
If you think Cheyney is sexy, then the password’s inane
If educated people scare you, and you think Fox is news
And you like skeletons with blonde hair, then Ann’s tripe will enthuse

When she was on the Tonight Show, in that black slinky dress
Like a pitbull on peyote, only dogs drool quite less
Claiming Hollywood is evil, and will deystroy you and me
Yet she was willing to go there, hope she did it for free.

(CH)

It’s the spotlight she’s after, and attention she craves
From the maniacal laughter, while she dances on graves
To kicking veterans in wheelchairs, and the poor taste in waves
Comes the cry of a child, who grins as she misbehaves

(Reapeat chorus twice then fade)

[Lars39]

1. LOL

"like a pit bull on peyote" :rofl:

[Dogmudgeon]

2. That's a good one!

Congrats -- and thanks!

So, just what you have got against pit bulls, or peyote, anyway? :)

--p!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

3. Nothing lol

Only that when mixed, they cause warehouses owned by the Scaife Foundation to be filled with unread books ;)

Glad you enjoyed it :)

[MercutioATC]

4. Cute...but I'm tellin' ya....

...the best way to "get" her is to do the one thing she fears most.

Ignore her.


If a co-worker quotes her, smile at them like you'd smile at a child who's told a really old joke and say "Oh, I didn't realize anybody listened to her any more". That's it.

Coulter THRIVES on attention, especially negative attention. The only answer is to treat her as the "political commentator" she is...a nobody.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

5. Hence the last verse ;)

Once you know who she is and what she's after, then the fun begins.


I just believe before ignoring her, some mockery should take place :D

[popculture]

6. coulter is a waste of space

Ann Coulter spoke at Syracuse about two years ago (my alma mater) and I wondered why the hell SU would bring such a fowl beast to a fine institution. She was greeted with some boos and a few claps, she said her piece...ignorant as ever, then left. I think what we can learn from dumbasses like Coulter is that she is so easy to mock and tear apart that her statements and points of view will be the means to her self destruction. I often wonder how she can get away with it. Then I remember...ah yes, she is the anti christ. that's just appealing to some people I guess.

[omega minimo]

14. "So while she went on haranguing, I turned off the TV"

And if a co-worker quotes her
smile at them like a child
who's behaving quite strange
Tell them you think Ann Coulter
is a joke who's defiled
a profession deranged

[Glenda]

7. K&R - now THAT'S funny!!

:rofl: :applause: :rofl:

and I also know the tune, which helps!

Hey, I do TOONs and you do TUNEs! Kewl! ;)

:pals:

[Viva_La_Revolution]

8. Bravo!

:applause:

Bravo!

You really should set up your Journal and save your songs, they're keepers. :)

[fooj]

9. A pitbull on peyote!

That's it!!!!:toast:

[ralps]

10. LOL thanks for the laugh SalmonChantedEvening, & you really should

start a journal & put your song parodies in it!! :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

11. Help Wanted: Typist

Must be able to type more than Word Per Minute, and have at least 8 fingers unafraid to help the other 2 struggling by themselves, and be able to go more than 3 words without yelling DAMMIT and backspacing :rofl:

I have the 3 I've posted in word, and the others are in my semi-readable chicken scratch. ;)

Perhaps a journal, would help but I wouild need new hands for such an undertaking.

Just glad you enjoyed it :hug: :pals:

[WillyT]

12. Standing O, Salmon !!! - Bravo !!!

K & R!!!

:applause::kick::applause:

:hi:

[unhappycamper]

13. Excellent. ...... Way excellent.

:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[im10ashus]

15. LMAO!!!

Too hilarious! You shouldn't waste your talents on that mangy mutt.

:hi:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

16. Ann's been a study of mine for years

I used to read her columns weekly, because I was posting on the yahoo boards tied to her weekly (reakly?) stuff. Her name conjures up the boilerplate for debunking one of her great woes: The liberal media. What liberal media with any self respect (Hi Tim Russert you waste of just about everything) would let her on without someone (easily found) who could thrash her nonsense to ribbons before the next commercial?

Apparently it's only the one we see on TV.

Ann being on it debunks it having any liberal bias. And one sentence can sum up why.


They let her lie without rebuttal.