CAPTION: A manly Freeper man

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

Talk about overcompensation- I'd bet with a substitute like that you'd need a microscope to see his actual physical "attributes"... :rofl:

[maveric]

1. Thats one helluva codpiece.

I find that obscene.

[upi402]

2. little baby GAP cowboy shoes

That pose! Does he think he's modelling underwear or selling Winston smokes?:rofl:

[sakabatou]

3. Jeebus!

That thing could run over a Hummer.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

4. A little light in the jockstrap but look at them tires.

[Blaze Diem]

5. Regular sized Truck...Very tiny guy..that's the sad part...really

Nothing wrong with small humans..but this just shows us all how tiny some people really are.

He'd look bigger standing next to my 3 year old nephew's battery powered Tonka Truck..
But Wait!!...Maybe this IS a battery powered Truck, and he's even smaller than we thought!!!!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

[spindrifter]

6. Is that a little staircase to the stars on the

runningboard? Or does one pole vault into the seat?

[givemebackmycountry]

7. What a hand-job...

Wasn't this asshole in that movie "Roadhouse"?

Maybe he's gonna drive his big truck through the local Ford dealership!

God, some people...I can't believe I breathe the same air as idiots like this.

[arcane1]

15. the only air that guy breathes is pure 100% exhaust

[tanyev]

8. I hope he wears a seat-belt. Good chance for a rollover in his future.

[Seabiscuit]

9. Even the biggest truck in the world wouldn't put a smile on his face.

He sure looks glum. Poor boy.

"Ah sold duh back 40 and all ah gotsta show fer it is dis stupid treck."

[Craig3410]

10. Holy shit; they MAKE penises that small?

:rofl:

[MADem]

11. He looks like a toy next to that behemoth!!

I think that this vehicle gives me some class
But really, it makes me look like an ass!
It's parked in the driveway, can't tailgate or pass
Cuz I am unable to afford the gas!

[AtomicKitten]

12. My condolescences to Mrs. Manly Freeper Man.

[Kurovski]

13. "And I can deep-throat the WHOLE mother-fucker down to the tires!"

[lpbk2713]

14. Why do some people enjoy advertising the fact

that they're not too bright?


I'll never figure it out.


He looks like he might be related to this guy .....

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

16. Hey- I've seen him before!

He's the beer-drunk redneck who's arrested after a harrowing car chase every week on COPS!

[Drum]

17. mullets...

ever wonder why these fellas want to look like soldiers from the front, and women from behind?

[proud2BlibKansan]

18. Either a very small penis or none at all

[misternormal]

19. "Yes, my dick is really that small"... n/t

[lpbk2713]

23. "Been there, done that."

[alfredo]

20. Let's see him take evasive action

at highway speed.

[Richard Steele]

21. I've got the perfect bumper sticker for him:

[onethatcares]

22. why would anyone want a semi for a back and forth work vehicle

I bet he doesn't have enough friends to fill the back seat. That's a sad excuse for a human there.

[neverforget]

24. He needs some truck nutz.

http://www.trucknutz.com/

[leftofthedial]

25. he should take that baby over to eye-rack

and run over him some hajis