The gay sex should start arriving at the door sometime later today

[kpete]

Bob Harris:
The gay sex should start arriving at the door sometime later today

I’ve been straight my whole life, but the Senate was unable to muster enough votes to “defend” heterosexual marriage.

Obviously, if heterosexual marriage needs to be defended, and now the effort has failed, heterosexual relationships are now profoundly endangered. We straights are helpless — helpless! — to preserve our own relationships and orientation.

So, I will be expecting the gay sex to arrive at the door sometime later today, and for all of my family and personal relationships to begin changing.

You should do the same.

I just wish I knew what to wear.

Maybe FEMA will start handing out some kind of kit.
http://thismodernworld.com/2944

And, just because, I had to share this as well:

the Antichrist from "The Omen"

[Nikki Stone 1]

1. LOL!

And I have no idea what he should wear. :)

[Kber]

2. I think once you turn gay

you will know what to wear - so no worries mate!

I'll be sad to say goodbye to my husband though. I thought we had a pretty good marriage, but apparently I spent too much time working on my own marital relationship and not enough worrying about everyone else's sex life. I guess it's too late now.

[jimshoes]

3. I don't know about that, but

the only visitors I got today were the Jehova's Witnesses who left a little pamphlet. Thankfully I wasn't home.

[ThomWV]

4. Should A Young Gay Person Remain Celibate Until Marriage?

Virgin until vows?

[bumblebee1]

5. I looked out on my front porch.

Found no gay sex out there for either my husband or myself. We were both very disappointed.