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Grebrook Donating Member (479 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 04:27 PM
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Rush Limbaugh's liberal-bashing colonel is an imposter, HAH!
Edited on Mon Jun-05-06 04:29 PM by Grebrook
I didn't see this posted, if it has been, let me know and I'll delete.

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Summary: On his radio show, Rush Limbaugh admitted he had aired a phone call from a purported Air Force officer in Iraq who the military says "oes not exist." The apparently phony officer, who Limbaugh said identified himself as "Lieutenant Colonel Luke Fitzpatrick" of the "336th Tactical Air Wing," delivered what Limbaugh described as a "profound" and "mov" message. But despite acknowledging that Pentagon officials and the Air Force told him they have no record of a "Luke Fitzpatrick" or a "336th Tactical Air Wing," Limbaugh nonetheless continued to float the possibility that the caller was in fact an officer in Iraq.

On the June 2 edition of his nationally syndicated radio program, Rush Limbaugh admitted that, two days earlier, he had aired a phone call from a purported Air Force officer in Iraq who the military says "oes not exist." The apparently phony officer, who Limbaugh said identified himself as "Lieutenant Colonel Luke Fitzpatrick" of the "336th Tactical Air Wing" at "Tallil Air Force Base" in Iraq, delivered what Limbaugh described as a "profound" and "mov" message -- among other things, the caller stated that Limbaugh and fellow conservative Sean Hannity are the "only two" radio hosts who "are allowed to get broadcasts across" to the troops in his unit and declared that former President Bill Clinton "castrated" the military.

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http://mediamatters.org/items/200606050007

Edit: forgot link
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warrens Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 04:29 PM
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1. Easiest job in the world
Pigboy's fact checker.
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Ksec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 04:31 PM
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2. These people have no shame.
Nothing is too corrupt , nobody is beyond swiftboating, no issue is beyond their propganda ,and they just keep going on.

No shame. No conscience.
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The_Casual_Observer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 04:31 PM
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3. A legitimate military officer would never go on that program and
say that shit. It's all crazy.
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 04:32 PM
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4. Good one!
Edited on Mon Jun-05-06 04:33 PM by Canuckistanian
Figures he would try and bluster his way out of it, just like O'Lielly last week.

And the pathetic impersonator has done Oxy-Boy and his program more harm than good by making his hero look like a fool!

On edit:

Welcome to DU!
:toast:
:hi:
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billybob537 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 04:32 PM
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5. And drugs don't harm your brain
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SpiralHawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 04:32 PM
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6. Yet another reason why drug-addicted, anal-cyst afflicted people
should not be given microphones.
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Scout1071 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 04:33 PM
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7. More Freeper - Military - Clinton talking points. Yawn. Proven untrue,
time and again. This adminstration is destroying the military, FEMA, the FAA, our public schools, and so on and so on.
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Supersedeas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 08:07 PM
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35. a Freeper too cowardly to actually put some action behind his words
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chelsea0011 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 04:34 PM
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8. You say you're military and want to bash Clinton. Instant airtime.
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 06:08 PM
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21. He nearly drowns in his own drool when they call to bash the left.
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charlie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 04:35 PM
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9. Transcript
RUSH: We have a call from Iraq from Tallil Air Force Base. Lieutenant Colonel Luke Fitzpatrick somehow got through. Lieutenant Colonel, this is an honor to have you on the phone with us while you're in Iraq -- at any time, actually. Thank you for calling.

CALLER: Good afternoon, I believe it is your time, Rush, and major dittos here from the sandbox.

RUSH: Well, thank you, sir. I appreciate that.

CALLER: I wanted to let you know that you and your cohort, Mr. Hannity, are the only two that I allow to get broadcast across our ready room. The rest of the liberals can go listen on their Walkmans if they so choose.

RUSH: Are you free to say all this? That's cool.

CALLER: Yes, I am. Well, what are they going to do, Rush, send me to Iraq?

RUSH: (laughing)

CALLER: I mean, honestly. I'm here. I do want to take the time, though, to thank you and everybody else who is back behind us for the support you have given us. This is, let me stress, an all volunteer military. So when you take that into account, all the across-the-aisle bickering as to whether or not we need to be here or not be here, whether we should go home or stay and more force, it really is irrelevant. Every one of us, when we signed the papers, we knew what was going to be asked of us in the worst-case scenario. We are here. We are the best trained standing military force in the world, and I only ask one of two things: either unlock our cage and let us do what we are trained to do better than anyone else in the world, or send us home.

RUSH: Do you feel you're being --

CALLER: I'm a single father, Rush. I lost my wife about 15 years ago. I have two children, and I volunteered to come back here because I live and breathe our country. It is not "land of the free and home of the brave." It is land of the free because of the brave.

RUSH: Profound. That is a profundity, Luke.

CALLER: And that is something that I think a majority of our listeners, whether or not you sit on the left side or the right side of the aisle, you could pass me in the supermarket, at the gas station paying $3 a gallon --

RUSH: (Laughing.)

CALLER: -- and not know whom I was, the sacrifices I've made, nor do I want accolades for that, nor do any of my brethren -- brothers and sisters. And this is the first major conflict where there are women in combat fighting roles. And you can talk all you want about Jessica Lynch, and... That was not a combat role. There are women in combat here today, in Baghdad, in Kut, in Mosul, in Basra, in Yusufia, that hold the same responsibilities and the heavy burden on our shoulders, and I -- it's hard to say, Rush, but it starts to feel like Vietnamization, when we can key into our mainstream media. I happen to be from northern Minnesota.

RUSH: Say, Lieutenant Colonel Fitzpatrick, can you hang on? I'm really late on the commercial break, and I have to take it.

CALLER: Absolutely, Rush. Take your time, please, sir.

RUSH: If you can hang on, I'll be right to you right after this. Don't lose your train of thought there.

BREAK TRANSCRIPT

RUSH: And we are back with Lieutenant Colonel Luke Fitzpatrick from Tallil Air Force Base in Iraq. You were talking about the Vietnamization when you key into the Drive-By Media here and watch their reports on what you're doing.

CALLER: Absolutely, sir. We're just... We're a little concerned as to the fallout, for lack of a better term, of the extended nature of the conflict here -- and we hate to call it a "conflict," because, Rush, somebody shoots at me every night. Every night on combat air patrol, regardless, we get shot at.

RUSH: Let me tell you something, lieutenant colonel. We know what happened when we left Mogadishu, when we left Somalia with victory in our hands, and Clinton decided to pull out --

CALLER: He castrated us, Rush.

RUSH: If we quit in Iraq, we cannot imagine the -- and so a lot of us are sensitive to your concerns with the Drive-By Media. We battle it every day here.

CALLER: In terms of the drive-by, Rush, I was here originally from Shield. I was the second division applied here from Shield, from Seymour Johnson Air Force Base, the Fourth Fighter Wing. I was here from Shield through Storm through Enduring Freedom, now Operation OIF, Iraqi Freedom. The reason I came back is because I felt that the job was not finished, and it's not finished. Yes, we have a standing government, but I get shot at every night. I come home with holes in my airplane, Rush. Granted they're not critical.

RUSH: What do you fly?

CALLER: One day it may be, and you will read about me on CNN, and I will be that blurb, and I will show up in that 2600-some-odd casualty figure that the Drive-By Media is obsessed with of how many people have died over here, because we are an all-volunteer force -- and that is the main reason that we called in today. I'm calling in, I just happened to be the mouthpiece for the squadron here, the 336th Tactical Fighter Wing from Seymour Johnson, the Rocketeers. We're an F-15E Strike Eagle squadron. We fly-by-night. Our motto is, "Raining fire from above for the freedom that we love."

RUSH: Wow. Wow! (Laughing.)

CALLER: And, you know, a little short of the death-from-above syndrome, but we're here to do a job, and I'm tired of being handcuffed and the guys I command and constantly send into battle every day knowing that they could not come back and I'll have to write that you letter to their significant others, to their moms, to their dads.

RUSH: Lieutenant colonel, I hate to have to do this. I have to stop you because I'm out of time here, but let me just --

CALLER: That's fine, Rush.

RUSH: Thank you so much. You have made the program today. You have brought tears to people's eyes. I've been reading e-mail from them about it, and just know that everybody in this audience and the vast majority of the American people, love you and support what you're doing and wish you the best, and thank you.
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me b zola Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 09:05 PM
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36. Rush KNEW this guy was a fraud
"RUSH: Profound. That is a profundity, Luke."

The second time that pigboy refers to the imposter by name, he calls him by his first name, "Luke". I call bullshit. Everytime you hear one of these chicken-hawk mofos speaking to a military officer, they are so busy creaming themselves to ever make the mistake of calling them by their first name--ever.

This was a scam that was orchastrated by the pig-boy himself.
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charlie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 10:34 PM
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40. Haha, true
Good catch. Anything less than obsequious toadying is considered extremely bad form by wingnuts. It would be Colonel. SIR. Not a pal-sy Luke. Rush fucked up.
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 04:38 PM
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10. I was a private in the Army...No wait..I was a Captain,,,,No wait...
..it was a Major ...yea, a Major ...I mean A General! Yea! A General.
Hold on ..I was a 4 star General...Umm...General of the Army..Yea...That's the ticket!
I was in charge of the whole Army...Yea..
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 04:47 PM
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14. You told me you were in charge of everyone and everything- now what is it?
Come clean.
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 06:18 PM
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28. That was before my Lobotomy. I'm still in charge but I sometimes ..
..forget certain things and ..What? Ah..where was I?
Oh...Yes.. Being a Famous Dancer has it's ups and down but the
downside or was that the Farside..Yes..I believe that was written
by Gary Larson (Who is my best Friend)...if fact.. He's at the front
gate. Ahh..Of my Estate. Come back and visit me anytime.
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 06:36 PM
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30. Ah, now I understand. Forgive my.....um..um....whatever it was.
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 04:45 PM
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11. What would you expect from a lying, cowardly abuser? The truth?
Give me a break.

I hope more folks call him and make him look like a complete fool.
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Jane Austin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 04:45 PM
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12. Speaking of Oxy Boy . . . .
Does anybody have the quote from him the other day saying that some city in Iraq was safer than some American city?
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 04:48 PM
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15. Yes, didn't he say Detroit? (I think that's what he said).
He lies so much it's hard to keep score.
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 04:46 PM
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13. If the officer existed and called in AS an officer, he is in trouble.
Seems possible he suddenly is not real to save his ass from violating certain military laws.
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 05:15 PM
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16. I should call in as Major Paine - or General Mayhem
Maybe I'll get some airtime!
:rofl:
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 05:44 PM
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18. Or General Mills. He's a serial caller..................
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 05:57 PM
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19. LOL! Or PFC Parts
Or Colonel Korn... I got a million of 'em
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Ladyhawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 06:10 PM
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22. Corporal Punishment at your service, sir!
I play Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory online sometimes as "General Hospital." I'm the medic handing out OxyContin like it was candy. At least, I'm assuming the digital med packs contain digital oxycontin. :shrug: This was WWII era, so probably not. But hell, it's just a game, so I can pretend anything I like. :)

Too bad Rush can't pretend to be a digital soldier and get some digital pain meds, eh? My diabetes, degenerative disc disease and fibromyalgia aren't keeping me out of the digital military, so I doubt his butt boil would interfere too much. Just get a well-padded chair. :) Come and get digitally wounded, Rush, I'll take care of you...with a digital knife.
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Ladyhawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 06:11 PM
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24. Colonel Sanders? n/t
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Ladyhawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 06:11 PM
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25. General Specific...no! General Discussion! n/t
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Ladyhawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 06:12 PM
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26. Private Public...in honor of NSA wire tapping. n/t
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 06:31 PM
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29. Pretty good, but you can't touch Private Parts.
Edited on Mon Jun-05-06 06:33 PM by Lastlaughin08
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Ladyhawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 07:24 PM
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33. ;)
Edited on Mon Jun-05-06 07:25 PM by Ladyhawk
:rofl:

Hehe. :)

(I was going to continue with a bunch more, but I didn't want to totally spam this poor thread to death. :))
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 07:28 PM
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34. Truce. G'nite.
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Pastiche423 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 06:13 PM
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27. When I was a young teen
I lived in w/a "foster family". The father's title was General of the Air National Guard Paine.

True story.
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bullwinkle428 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 10:30 PM
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39. Colonel Angus reporting for duty - I'm in charge of maintaining female
morale in Iraq!
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Tanuki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 05:16 PM
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17. Your tax dollars at work
The guy most likely was paid by the Karen Hughes Ministry of Iraq-related Misinformation
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 06:00 PM
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20. Gee, and Dan Rather presented evidence of George W. Bush's
National Guard service, and he was forced to retire . . .

Shouldn't Rush Limbaugh be held to the high standard he set? Oh, wait, he's a Republican mouthpiece . . . Do as I say, not as I do . . .
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 06:10 PM
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23. This gives me an idea
Someone should call Rush and tell him you are a gay person who has been cured and have decided to come clean. It's time you admiited that gay people have been holding secret meetings for years and are planning on ruining the institution of marriage in the USA. You have decided to expose this plan and are thrilled to see the possibility of a constitutional amendment banning gay marriage.

The possibilities are endless. Feed that paranoia. hee hee
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 06:43 PM
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31. Then again, this is the same asshole whose idea of supporting the troops..
is to buy $50 subscriptions to his "news" service and then donate them to the troops, which he gets to pocket. Oh and it's not like our troops serving in Iraq have time to read his horseshit anyways.
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 07:06 PM
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32. Is that a nervy scam, or what? Making $$$ off the soldiers in Iraq.
He has no shame whatsoever
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stanwyck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 09:22 PM
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37. Do Limbaugh and O'Reilly not know how to use Google?
How stupid are these guys? O'Reilly calls for a fatwa against a newspaper publisher -- showing the man's photo along with his phone number during his show -- and doesn't realize the man has been dead, for years? Then O'Reilly turns war crime victims from WWII in the Malmedy massacre into war criminals. Twice. And is called out by Olberman and WWII veterans. Now, it's Limbaugh.
Hey, "newsmen", (Limbaugh calls himself "America's most trusted newsman" -- what a joke!), learn how to fact check. Don't you have staff? Don't you own a computer? No respectable newspaper would tolerate sloppy work like this. These guys would have been fired by now. You don't make these kind of glaring errors and keep your job.
Guess Faux News standards are really, really low.
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Cocoa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 10:24 PM
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38. this kind of thing happens on a daily basis
on all the RW radio shows.

Bill Bennett's specialty, for example, is people with phony ethnic accents calling up and supporting Bennett's position against those groups.

But fake military people are a common denominator.
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