Finally! An age-old political mystery is forever solved!

[BigBearJohn]

Two gators were sitting at the side of the swamp near Washington, DC.
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand
how you kin be so much bigger n me. We're the same age, we was the same
size as kids. I just don't get it."


Well," said the big gator, "What you been eatin boy?"


"Politicians, same as you," replied the small gator.


"Hmm. Well, where do yall catch em?"


"Down to the side of the swamp near the parkin lot by the Capitol."


"Same here Hmm. How do you catch 'em?"


"Well, I crawls up under one of them Lexus and wait fer one to unlock
the car door. Then I jump out, grab 'em on the leg, shake the shit out
of 'em, and eat 'em!"


"Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. You ain't
gettin' any real nourishment. See, by the time you get done shakin'
the shit out of a Politician, there ain't nothin' left but an asshole
and a briefcase."

[smokey nj]

1. Funny!!!!!

:rofl:

[Kerrytravelers]

2. I love it!

:rofl:

[Digit]

3. Funny!

You might want to post this in the Humor Group so it stays around longer!

Thanks for the laugh!

[dipsydoodle]

4. Along similar lines

Five surgeons are discussing who has the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color-coded."

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in, "You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable."