CNN: Laura Bush told Martha-Ann Alito to "Hang in There."

[VolcanoJen]

I think I'm going to vomit.

Maybe we should send her a card?

[adigal]

1. Don't forget - Laura was very concerned about the victims

of Hurricane "Carrina."

Go take some more Valium, Laura.

[slor]

2. Did she throw in a...

"heckuva" too?

[ronnykmarshall]

3. Did she give her some pills?

Here hon, I like to pop a few of these when things get dicey.

[VolcanoJen]

5. lmfao

I'll bet you're right.

[txindy]

4. Oh, and her advice is magical

The twins have taken it all their lives and look how well they've turned out.

:rofl:

[Sugarcoated]

10. I remember during the 2004 campaign

when Kerry and Edwards were defending themselves against the Rovesmear her response was some hard-assed comment like, 'if they can't take it, don't get into politics'

Buck up Republican's - you dish it out, you better be able to take it. And what Alito dealt with is NOTHING compared to how low the rethugs go!

[meegbear]

6. Awww, the botfriend killer is giving comforting words to Martha-Ann

how farging sweet.

Perhaps Laura can score Martha-Ann a nice labotomy.

[Neecy]

7. ah, the golden tongues of the Bush family...

I know that *I* always express my support and sympathy by using outdated phrases from 1970's posters. It's a groove thing.

[VolcanoJen]

Next up from Laura?

With all due respect to Crumb, of course.

[Neecy]

16. lol

She also could have comforted her with, "Life is a garden...dig it."

Laura might single-handedly bring back disco - you know what a trend setter she is.

[Atman]

8. They're after the Xanax & Talbot's vote!

But they can't alienate the Grandmother's Sofa vote, either. Politics is a tough business!

[Loonman]

9. Pathetic

Cheap maudlin theater.

[deminks]

11. She probably needed a shoulder to cry on

after hubby ditched her at the end of the session yesterday



http://www.crooksandliars.com/2006/01/13.html#a6694

[Benhurst]

12. What else should we expect from the enabling bitch of all

enabling bitches?

[NanceGreggs]

13. Who knew Republicans were so sensitive ...

... so emotional, so easily brought to tears in the face of a perceived injustice?

I'm surprised. You see, I didn't see a SINGLE ONE OF THEM shed a tear over the Abu Ghraib photos ... so who knew?

[glitch]

14. spin on it.

proof lobotomies still being performed.

[BlueStater]

15. Any advice for the families of the victims of your idiot husband's war,..

...you bitch?

God, I don't know how much more of this I can take.

[bluedog]

17. Laura supported the Smear from the Swift Boaters

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- The Kerry campaign Sunday criticized first lady Laura Bush for what the campaign called her "statement in support of the swift boat smear ads."

The campaign was referring to a new Time magazine interview in which Mrs. Bush is asked about the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth ads attacking Democratic presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry's war record and his comments upon return from Vietnam.

In the interview she is asked, "Do you think these swift boat ads are unfair to John Kerry?"

"Not really," she replies. "There have been millions of terrible ads against my husband."


http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/08/29/kerry.firstlady/

[VolcanoJen]

18. Grrrrrr

Just when I think I'm having a Happy Friday.

I loathe that woman.

[robbedvoter]

19. To cheer her up - a joke maybe?

http://toostupidtobepresident.com/shockwave/laura_stand-up.htm

[zbdent]

20. Start calling Laura "Crash"

since they keep dredging up Chappaquiddick . . .