Touched by a noodley appendage...

[undergroundpanther]

Some stuff ...To ease the troubled soul...



"He's got the whole world in his noodly appendage."
"Alfredo, my lord, Alfredo, oh lord, alfredo."

"Ra--ah-ahmen! Ra-ahamen! Raahmen, ramen, ramen!"

Ala Hair:
"Hairy noodle, Hairy noodle, hairy noodle, hairy noodle...
Ramen noodle, Ramen noodle, Ramen noodle, nooodle noodle..."

Our Monster, whose art is everywhere
hallowed be thy fame
Thy pirates come
thy will never be out done
On spaghetti and in meatballs
Give us every day intelligent design
And influence our sauces
as we forgive those who want pasta like us
And lead us not to carbon dating
but deliver us noodly appendages
For thine is the mountain, the tress and the midget.
For ever and ever.

Sung to the tune of “On Top of Spaghetti”

He gavith us mountains.
He gavith us trees.
He designed all earth’s creatures
intelligently.

Some say he’s just pasta
Without any sauce
Denying his existence
Could be apocaliptus

With profound adoration
In him we believe,
For he is our savior
With parmesan cheese.

We shun evolution
And carbon -14,
Darwin’s fossil records,
The whole Paleoscene.

We pray that our battle
for truth shall be won,
And later on in heaven
We’ll have lots of fun.

We’ll face our creator
Without any fear,
And share up in heaven
A volcano of beer.


Noodle on!