Aliens

[BeFree]

I wonder what the anti-aliens are gonna say when the aliens show up in the yard....

What can they say?..." Getta outta here ya creepy slime balls!"

I don't think they will. I think they will cower in their homes and pray the government will save us. 'Cept, with the government we've got, all that's gonna happen is armed revolt against the aliens.

An armed revolt which will surely piss them aliens off, big time. Lets hope they don't use their flying saucers to wipe us clean, eh?

[Mythsaje]

1. Oh, don't get me started...

ROFL...

This sort of thing is my bread and butter.

:D ;) :evilgrin:

[BeFree]

5. Aw, c'mon

Don't stop there, let it roll. _{Can ya tell I'm buttering you up?}

[Mythsaje]

8. It's been covered by much better authors than I...

Okay, I'm being modest here. I don't know about the "much" part.

The aliens would have to be crazy to invade Earth. We humans are nuts, and we LIKE fighting. Too much.

[Goblinmonger]

2. They mostly cross the border at night, mostly.

:rofl: Way too much useless shit floating around in my head.

[sinkingfeeling]

3. Have UFO's landed?

[BeFree]

6. Really...

...the question is... when did they take off? And when they did, before taking off, did they remember their guns?

[mikelewis]

4. Aliens don't come 'round here anymore...

They try to avoid this sloar system as much as possible. The only reason a few still straggle by is to visit the dolphins though even the dolphins are getting more and more obnoxious.

Oh, btw, there's a pool going on our survival. Right now, complete extinction in 30 years by pollution is the safe bet though I got my money on catastrophic plague and a 90% pop. reduction buy 2033. The odds are longer but the payout is 15 to 1. (P.S. To who ever is killing all of earth's microbiologists: cheating ruins the game!)

[BeFree]

7. There is an old theory...

...that we humans are like cattle on the range... ya know, feedstock. No responsible farmer would allow it's cattle to just die-off without a good harvest first, eh?

[Mythsaje]

9. Oh, you must be familiar with my Cen, then...

;)

That's how they see us. Oh, that and far more technologically innovative than they are, at least with respect to machines, though they far exceed our talents in the bio-technology arena. We're cattle who do some interesting tricks. :D

[BeFree]

11. Cen? Toasted w/jelly? Nope

So, will they have a little circus first and put the most talented of us on display? I can wrestle alligators, would that keep them amused?

[Mythsaje]

13. Nah...they steal our technology

and use us as a food source.

Being able to wrestle alligators might make them nervous. None of THEM would try something like that.

[BeFree]

14. Hah, gators taste like chicken!

Wonder what we taste like to them?

Do you really have an inside source to our future palletizations? I'd love to see more.

[Mythsaje]

16. Just hop on over to my website and have a look around...

I proudly thumb my nose at everything in my books...from the RW hypocrites to some neo-pagans (many of whom are my friends, actually), as well as the whole genre pigeon-holing crowd who seem to think a book should be one thing or another and not a sprawling image of an improbable future full of action, adventure, fantasy, sci-fi, and romance, as well as a bit of humor.

I've up-ended myths and legend and kicked convention in the teeth. And enjoyed it.

[Chovexani]

20. I like your style.

:hi:

[Mythsaje]

21. Thanks!

:hi: right back atcha.

[mikelewis]

19. Aliens do not eat humans...

...too fattening.

[iilana X]

10. Something tells me that aliens will steer clear of us.

We're probably considered a galactic leper colony if there is intelligent life in the universe.

[BeFree]

12. Whatchamean...if?

You don't think there's another humanoid specie out there?

Who do you think put us here, down on the farm?

[iilana X]

15. If this is a farm, what is the nature and purpose of it?

Oh...not good.

[BeFree]

17. It may be good

For them, anyway.

If the planet is still inhabitable, they may leave a few of us to re-populate. If. Or they may have a taste for something else, say... elephants? Remember how all the Mastodons suddenly disappered some time ago?

[iilana X]

18. Well they are back now and occupying our White House, our Congress,

our Media and even crapping all over the Supreme Court. Goddamn mastadons. Let's here it for the equids...donkeys in particular.

[originalpckelly]

22. I hate aliens, so do the light-year-men check out this site...

http://originalpckelly.googlepages.com/anti-alienprotest