Situation: You're Karl Rove, you're about to be indicted - What do you do?

[rpgamerd00d]

You cut a deal for immunity.

No, I have no facts here, but...

Think about it.

[meisje]

1. Make sure my off shore accounts are in order and beg Cheney to fire Fitz

[rpgamerd00d]

3. rotflmao! OK, thats a good one!

[sasquatch]

2. Make talking points so your surrogates know what to do

[porphyrian]

4. It certainly is one explanation for the delay in an indictment...

...and a likelihood, regardless. It'd be funny if both the pro- and anti-Leopold people are right.

[rpgamerd00d]

8. Hahaha, yep, that would rule.

[LaurenG]

5. He won't have to, whatever happens he'll be pardoned

unless they all go down in flames at once, which I doubt Rove thinks will happen.

[moobu2]

11. That‘s right. He wont co-operate at all.

They all know that once they do spill the beans, it’s over as far as any power and money. Anyway, they all know they’ll be pardoned so what’s in it for them. It isn’t like they have any ethics ya know.

[rpgamerd00d]

14. I'm not convinced he'll get a pardon.

A pardon would be very very bad politically for the Repubs.

[silverlib]

15. So would a war, a bad economy, and the bad handling

of a national disaster. These guys simply do not care.

IMO

[emulatorloo]

17. Not so sure that's working out for Libby . . . n/t

[Kierkegaard]

6. Call Gerald Ford...

before he dies.

:shrug:

[JuniperLea]

7. I go to Disneyland!! n/t

[Fridays Child]

9. He'd have to agree to sell out Bush or Cheney. I think it's more likely...

...that he's been guaranteed a pardon for keeping his mouth shut.

[derby378]

10. You run

You take whatever money is in your Swiss bank account, change your hairstyle, forge a passport, take a plane out of YYZ, and spend the rest of your days on a Costa Rica beach soaking up the sun while the Gulf waves wash over your toes and you take another sip of that margarita in your hand.

[bdamomma]

12. never let them see you sweat

and he's as arrogance as ever.

[KC21304]

13. Works for me. That means he has to tell the TRUTH

about EVERYTHING or they can throw him in the slammer and throw away the key if they ever find out he lied. And you know the very wide purview given to Starr, well what's good for Starr is good for Fitz. We may even find out who really won in 2000. Not that we don't really know already.

Okay, so I'm dreaming.

[robbedvoter]

16. I'd tell W I'll sell Cheney, I'd tell Ceney I'll sell W - sell 2 for the

price of one and skip the country with Jeff Gannon.

[MADem]

18. You stall the proceedings until AFTER November

Then, you cop a plea, admit nothing, provide no details, and the Monkey issues you a pardon.

You gotta figure that's the plan. No way Monkey can let that weasel talk. He's the Cap Weinberger of this era.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

19. YOU GO TO

DISNEYWORLD, silly.

Sheeesh.

Everyone knows that.

So, Rove's going to be indicted?

And you can cut deals for immunity before you're indicted?

And, and, and, oh, tell me more.

When will this indictment be handed down?

And for what will he be charged?

I'm so excited! We're going to DISNEYWORLD!

[enid602]

20. divert

Spread rumors about your awaited indictment and have your boy give a talk on immigration, and in the meantime send the USS Lincoln and the USS Enterprise to Iran while no one is looking.

[warrens]

21. He'd have to rat out Cheney or Bush or both

They don't have witness protection programs good enough to keep you safe from those sociopaths.

[theboss]

22. What lawyer cuts a deal prior to an indictment?

I would want to know what I was charged with and what evidence they had before I started selling out everyone I knew.

All Italians know this instinctively.

[Ganja Ninja]

23. Buy a wig and run for the border in a white bronco.