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OK, your name is Al Kayda. You want to stir up some shit with your pals who have blown in from some unnamed Middle Eastern country. Of course, you don't want to get caught in the NSA phone web, do you?? How to get around it???
1. Phone cards. Tim McVeigh used them to great effect. Be sure to pay cash, now!! No debit cards!! Oh, and buy 'em at a raggy convenience store, with a surveillance system that's at least 20 years old...better still, send a BUM in to buy them for you, and pay him the cost of a bottle of Mad Dog for his trouble!!! Never use the same pay phone twice, now! And toss the card once you've used it, and never use sequential cards.
2. Tosser phones. Popular with drug dealers. Again, get a BUM to buy them for you! In the trash after you've made your call!
3. This one's a bit tricky, but can be done. Case a neighborhood, and figure out which houses have NO PEOPLE in them during the day (or at night). Break in CAREFULLY, and use the phone! Even better, go to a vacation area and break in to a cottage and use their phone--that'll screw 'em up. If it's in "vacation mode" where you can only dial out locally, you'll need a phone card, or, if you can find a phone bill, call up the phone company, give 'em the account number, and tell 'em ya need the phone activated. Then, DIAL AWAY! Yo, Osama! Howzit hangin'???
4. Tap into someone else's line. Best done during the workday, or in the wee hours of the morning. Park your windowless van on the street with a fully charged set of wireless phones. You'll need a bunch of 'em, but perseverence will eventually pay off. Keep changing the codes until you get a dial tone. Yeehaw! Alternatively, tap into the hard line of some sucker...now, what's the international calling code for Saudi Arabia????
Basically, this is the electronic equivalent of tossing Grandma's stuff and making her get out of the wheelchair and remove her old lady shoes at the TSA counter, while NO ONE IS CHECKING what goes in the HOLD of the damn plane. It's BULLSHIT. Where there is a will, there's a way. And holding the phoning habits of Americans in a creepy database is just gonna make us do one thing, and one thing only--develop increasingly technical crypto gear, available commercially, to keep these shitheels from listening in on things as mundane as calls to pharmacists or talking to the bank to resolve that overdraft, to conversations as furtive as calls to illicit lovers or that uncomfortable lab report from one's doctor.
Either that, or it's back to smoke signals. Welcome to Luddite America...Bastards!
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