I just heard that Bill O'Reilly is

[Wabbajack]

selling "Spin Stops Here" golfballs.

At this rate there'll be "Sperm Stops Here" condoms by year's end.

[tallahasseedem]

1. He will do anything to make a buck.

Maybe he has to recoup the cost of his settlement.

[valerief]

2. Very funny!

[Erika]

3. O'Reilly's average viewer is older than 60

so they relate to golfballs.

[Kutjara]

5. Maybe he should market...

..."the piss stops here" incontinence pants.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. Maybe he can start marketing shuffleboard equipment.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

4. Howard Stern made so much fun of the crappy jackets and paraphernalia

that O'Lielly pimps from his show when he appeared on O'Lielly's show, he called them tchotchkes (a trinket or knick knack).

O'Lielly offered him a No Spin Zone jacket, but withdrew the offer when Howard told him he'd give it to a crack whore to wear... :rofl:

[Maat]

8. I must admit that Howard is quite eloquent at times ...

:rofl:

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

7. His Christmas-themed dildos were a big hit this past year

the ones decorated on the sides with Christmas trees and carolers, decrying the war against Christmas.

[Richard Steele]

9. Ironically, that idiot has found the PERFECT product to shill!

Golf balls DEPEND upon spin to do what they do;
the big GolfBall Manufacturers spend million$
to develop slight differences in that dimpled
plastic cover, to maximize the Aerodynamic benefits of the spin.

A real high-end golf ball uses it's SPIN to fly straighter and further
than the cheap generic golf balls do.

Ask any Golf Pro-
a "spinless" golf ball would be inert, lifeless,
wildly inaccurate, and generally fall far short of the goal.
Basically, it's an INERT LUMP without that 'spin'.

If there's a better metaphor for Bill O'Reilly, I haven't heard it!

[Marr]

10. You don't need contraceptives when you

only fuck falafels.

[laststeamtrain]

11. "The Juice Stops Here" Falafel Stand franchises?

"So, you like the juice?"

[BuyingThyme]

12. Does Colbert have a product line yet?

[tcfrogs]

13. What would be a good product?

:shrug:

Sorry, I'm currently bored to tears after watching Glenn Beck. :puke:

[BuyingThyme]

14. Oh, no! I saw the Beck promos w/ the sound muted, and that was it for me.

As for Colbert products, I guess he should start off with some standard TRUTHINESS and NO FACT ZONE promos, perhaps t-shirts and the like, and then maybe move in on O'Malley's territory with some mugs and Christmas ornaments.

[Berry Cool]

15. If he's going to sell a "The Sperm Stops Here" product,

don't you think it should be "the sponge"...as in a loofah?

[Kingshakabobo]

16. Colbert Bear Repellent. n/t

[Phoebe Loosinhouse]

17. I keep hoping he'll franchise falafel stands. nt

edit - sorry! missed #11. Slow on the draw.

[Crankie Avalon]

18. Those ought to be as popular as that "No Spin Cruise"...

...he tried to charter a while back.