Someday, Colberts Face on Mount Rushmore ... He has saved America

[opihimoimoi]

from the BushBots pretending to be Patriotic...

Steve Colbert is the True Patriot and he will be forever famous....

Women will pass him their hotel keys, restaurants won't let him pay.

His books will be eagerly sought..riots even at Borders...

Ann the Man will melt in Jealousy/envy

He will be elected soon to high post...perhaps a Govenorship...

He will be given Honorary PhD degrees from
many Universities and Colleges. Even the one in Timbukto, which at one time was only one of 2 Universites in the World(the other in Spain 1150AD) will give him one....

He will win the Nobel Peace Prize, the Pulitzer, the Freedom Medal, The Messenger Award, etc.

Enough, Come, we go light the fires for the LUAU

[alittlelark]

1. I will join you at that Luau... I hope millions more will come!

History will hopefully place his name among those that toppled 'king George'!

Colbert........ the eagle soars!

[opihimoimoi]

3. Come, we will need help prepping the Fire Walk

[rockymountaindem]

2. This is hyperbole, right?

Colbert might have been funny, daring and completely correct, but I doubt that this is going to be a sea change in any event.

[opihimoimoi]

9. Why Not? He awakened the sleeping Press/Media..who remain

lethargic still but give them time..

Suppression usually leads to Rebellion...History 101.09

Come, we go laugh at the efforts to confirm Colberts words...the Press are wimps..

[roguevalley]

4. he peered behind the curtain and exposed the beltway joke. What

an outstanding, brave man he is.

[opihimoimoi]

11. He has lunaresque balls....courageous and witty...what a combo

[chookie]

5. Promise me...

...that I can have a dance with you at the Luau. Please.

He gave the definitive comic performance of this troubled time.

[opihimoimoi]

12. When this luau is in full swing, we will all dance to the Emmergance of

Reason and Sanity making a long awaited return...

Come, we go practice dancing...

[Vinnie From Indy]

6. You missed a few things that Colbert achieved with his talk

Scientists will give him for free super longevity drugs and he will live for a thousand years.

By 2150 there will be millions of Colbert's descendants, both natural and cloned, roaming the Earth.

The US Capitol will be renamed Colbert City in his honor.

He will, undoubtedly, live long enough to kill Darth Vader before he and Palpatine can initiate their takeover of the Republic.


YAdda, Yadda, Yadda

[ContraBass Black]

10. Beautiful.

Are those Chuck Norris "facts?"

[opihimoimoi]

13. And the List will grow with time....Hero is inadequate to describe SC

[Clarkie1]

7. .

:eyes:

Not to take away from a very enjoyable bit...

[libhill]

8. Maybe so -

But I'd advise him to stay away from small private aircraft - :(

[opihimoimoi]

14. An Unfortunate Aspect of our times....sad...