I hope you are right. Now that he is in the WH he will only accept questions from Conservative reporters making the daily briefings "fair and balanced" . :eyes:
Snowing at the white house Maybe become blizzard then press corps need big shovel to shovel all the snow away to ask questions. Recommend all white house press corp to include shovel when going for press briefing
Damn hard work Shovel bullshit shovel snow Finally woh find Tony whee hiding in FOXhole still
When new show start :evilgrin: You know the "TONY and THE SNOWMACHINE" one :rofl:
To control the WEATHER of changing opinion, the WHITE HOUSE decided they need to have their own weather control
Introducing the lastet hit show "TONY AND THE SNOWMACHINE"
Insider information has it the first espisode to control the NATIONAL DISASTER will be on the freezing 32% temperature gripping the nation. What better way then to have your own SNOWMACHINE They have in their wisdom decide a good SNOW BLIZZARD will likely make the freezing 32% more sunny and rosy to all. After the HARDWORK of shoveling through the snow the WH Press CORP finally reach the briefing room. Woh Tony in a FOXhole and ready. The first reporter start asking question with shovel ready....aaargh I want to talk about Mary....(THUMP sound effect) Whoppe first snow ball TONY:MARY MARY hmmmm MARY AND THE LITTLE LAMB HER FLEECE WAS WHITE AS SNOW Next Question..... aaaargh the CIA LEAK...... (THUMP oops another SNOWBALL thrown by TONY) TONY:"I need to refer to higher authority to talk about that, you must be aware we clearing out all our guest at our TROPICAL PARADISE MOTEL... GITMO..... We expect a NEW inflow of the old guests need to make room for some NEWS fresh LEAKING GUEST. Please send in your booking now if your want a place there. You must understand we dont like leak so to find the leaker we going to trace the source We read and watch and ask who leak to you. We have pleasant way of getting the info send you to this nice GITMO MOTEL then we love you till you leak. NEXT QUESTION With chattering teeth ...aaaah TONY the SNOWMACHINE not working TONY: What do you expect I need gas for the SNOWMACHINE and they gave me a dollar to buy 6 gallons to run this machine. Gee some peole just plain stupid. Dont they know the prize of gas today.
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