KOEB Meeting -- 3/21/06: Bueller? Bueller? Edition

[Patsy Stone]

I think that's a shout out! :loveya:

[ralps]

1. Hi Patsy, Hi Everyone, Yay!!! for Helen Thomas

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

3. Indeed!

Hi, ralps! I don't think told you how much I liked your KO photoshop last night. :thumbsup"

[ralps]

7. Thanks

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[bleever]

2. Now if he mentions Sticks Mandalay, we'll KNOW it's a

shout-out!


:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

10. I'd fall off the couch!

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

4. Keith looks like the South Park drawing I did of him - -

INCLUDING THE TIE!!! :rofl:




Oh, Keith - now I'm a believer, for sure - you read us! :loveya::loveya::loveya:

[ralps]

12. Hi RevCheesehead, Wow!!! maybe he saw your south park picture of him

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[bleever]

13. OMG! It's the same tie!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:


I sure hope he saw that, Cheese. Too damn funny.


:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

20. It's waaaaaaay too much of a coincidence, don't ya think?

:rofl:

NOTE: I had to photoshop the tie, because the suit ONLY came in black with a plain grey tie, so I enlarged it and added navy stripes... plus, I darkened the glasses on the sides. There's a limit on what you can do. But I'm gonna try to add to it and make the Boss Hijack suit. :)

[bleever]

24. I don't know; look at the coincidence below about my 6000th post.

But if Keef sees anything on the internets, he deserves to see your South Park pic of him.


:yourock:

[Patsy Stone]

50. I didn't congratulate you in the other thread

but I would like to do so here! :rofl:

And, I had no idea how much extra work you put into it. Wow! :thumbsup:

[RevCheesehead]

54. I'm just dying that he's wearing the exact same tie!!

:rofl:

[gkhouston]

82. I wouldn't put anything past him

:rofl: :rofl: nice job on the photoshop, btw.

[WolverineDG]

36. Good drawing, Rev

but, couldn't you have made the suit light gray?

:hide:

dg

[RevCheesehead]

41. I was severely limited on what I could do.

I could, however, put him in a boy scout uniform. :)

[WolverineDG]

69. Sure sure

play around with the tie. that poor gray suit don't get no respect. :cry:

;)

dg

[ralps]

5. Georgie- those bound Sunni's are Negroponte's fault!!!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Wetzelbill]

6. oh if only Helen Thomas was only 60 years younger

that is a woman after my own heart!

[ralps]

9. Maybe she has a younger relative Wetzelbill

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Clark2008]

11. She's a pip, ain't she?

I've met her on several occasions when I shared her profession.

:hi: all

:loveya: Keef!

[Patsy Stone]

8. LIAR! LIAR!

You totally wanted war, you a-hole! I knew we were going back to Iraq on January 21, 2001. Who didn't have that feeling?

And that bit of blowing sunshine up Helen's ass he did was nauseating.

[Clark2008]

15. Of course he did.

He needed a penis extender.

[bleever]

17. Total f'ing lie. Complete and utter horseshit.

It's what I call, "historical revisionism". It's when "revisionists" engage in "revising" history.



:mad:

[bleever]

14. Arghh! Van deHei said "Nuculus"!!

Where's the ombudsman??

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

26. Van-de-Hei, Van-de-Ho,....

Sing along with me....

Van-de-Hei, Van-de-Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho....

[ralps]

16. Awww Poor Georgie's loosing his base BooHoo- Cry baby

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Wetzelbill]

18. Buckley and Fukuyama and Will = Rats fleeing the ship

back before this thing proved to be a stone dumb idea, there were people out there accusing anybody who stopped to ask a few questions of being damn near treasonous. Now, even people who were acting as if Bush was the next Lincoln or Washington 3 years ago are fleeing from the guy like he had the plague.

[WolverineDG]

22. now isn't this a nice Biblical turn of events

and just in time for Easter? I don't think it will be too long before you hear these folks saying "George Bush? I don't know him."

:rofl:

dg

[Wetzelbill]

30. hell, Bush already sounds like he don't even know himself

"duh.. I never said Saddam had anything to do with 9/11...duh...I was careful not to"

Doh!!!!! :)

[crispini]

31. I could NOT believe that he said that.

Hey GEORGE: Don't piss on my shoes and tell me it's raining! :mad:

[WolverineDG]

39. He actually said that???

:wow:

dg

[Wetzelbill]

45. basically yeah

I was just paraphrasing. I about fainted when I heard it. :)

[Patsy Stone]

55. It's a beautiful thing.

:hi:

[WolverineDG]

19. Shrubbie is really losing it

I guess he's forgotten his interview with Timmy (?) where he all but bragged about working in the Oval Office with "war on (his) mind."

Only the clearly delusional are still supporting him 100%.

dg

[Clark2008]

23. I think Shrubbie lost it a long time ago - his handlers

aka Rove - have been covering for him for years.

Cocaine, alcohol and syphilis will do that to you. :7

[bleever]

48. Wow, * and Friedrich Nietzsche have something in common.

The syphilis, I mean.

:hi:

[Gogi]

77. He never had anything to lose!

KO:hi:

[bleever]

21. Hey! I just hit 6000 posts without realizing it! Even better:

my 6000th post was about how * LIED about his desire to go to war.


Proof that there is intelligent life...on the internets.


:grouphug:

[Patsy Stone]

25. A toast!

To intelligent bloviating and its therapeutic effects.

:toast:

[bleever]

29. Thank god I was able to stop the stolen elections and prevent the war!

Oh, wait...

Well, plenty of other good has come of it.

:)

[ralps]

28. Congratulations bleever!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :toast: :toast: :bounce: :bounce: :applause: :applause:

[WolverineDG]

33. Congrats, Bleev!!

:toast: & :yourock:

dg

[crispini]

27. I can't BELIEVE THIS STORY!

:wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf:

WE HAD A SPY AND WE DIDN'T BELIEVE HIM?!!!!

'Scuse me but I just need to say this:

FUCK!

[WolverineDG]

32. Yep

and this only proves shrubbie lied (again) today when he said he didn't want war.

:nuke:

dg

[crispini]

38. .

Hey Wolvie! How you doing?!

[WolverineDG]

42. Just fine

Got a call today about our County Convention. :) Since I'm a precinct chair, I'm going to the State Convention so this is a formality. :evilgrin:

Got any resolutions I can bring with me, just in case? heh heh heh

dg

[crispini]

47. You want the ones we passed?

Our precinct convention passed a verified voting resolution, a medical marijuana resolution, a moratorium on the death penalty, a gay-rights one, and a universal single-payer health care one. We are some FLAMING liberals in my precinct, yes we are! :bounce: I just downloaded everything I could find and brought them all. :rofl:

[WolverineDG]

53. the verified voting resolution

might play particularly well in this county at this time.

dg

[crispini]

57. Send me your email if you want the document.

I don't seem to have your email addy anymore. Here's the text:

A RESOLUTION
IN SUPPORT OF H.R.2239 AND S.1980
WHEREAS the Help America Vote Act of 2002 began a rush by states to purchase new voting technology, and
WHEREAS computer-based systems are subject to errors, breakdowns, and design flaws; computer based systems inherently cannot be secured to the extent required to protect voting integrity; and source code may not be available for public inspection, and
WHEREAS this new voting technology provides no assurance that the voter's vote was recorded as the voter intended, and no means for conducting a meaningful recount of the ballots, and
WHEREAS there is technology available that is fully accessible to individuals with disabilities and also allows voters to verify their paper ballots before they are cast, and
WHEREAS electronic voting machines have proven to be unreliable, since in recent months voters in Fairfax County, VA, Broward County, FL, and elsewhere have had their votes changed on electronic voting machines or not had their votes counted at all on new voting technology, and these problems have resulted in a lawsuit due to the lack of ability to do recounts/audits; and
WHEREAS there are bills in both houses of the United States Congress that will address these problems.
THEREFORE BE IT RESOLVED:
That the ____________ _______endorses the passage of H.R.2239 and S.1980; The Voter Confidence and Increased Accessibility Act of 2003.
BE IT FURTHER RESOLVED THAT:
Voting systems in Texas be prohibited for purchase by the State and its Counties unless they -
• Incorporate a voter verified physical ballot, deposited at the polling place in a secure ballot box or delivered by the US Postal Service;
• Operate such that the voter is able to void a ballot and cast a new one;
• Maintain the anonymity of the voter; and
BE IT FURTHER RESOLVED THAT:
Elections systems management policies and rules be established in and for Texas and its counties that -
• Establish that physical ballots have precedence over electronic data as the true copy of voter intent for recounts when required by statute or if challenged: and
• Require random checks of the physical ballots against the computer system totals for system audit purposes.

[CC]

79. You peeked.

Went and opened up a cafepress shop, started it last week and swear I didn't read your mind. Just based it on what some people at work call me. http://www.cafepress.com/FlameLib :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[crispini]

88. Nice!

I may have to go shopping there next time I do a cafepress hit! :D You should put it in your sig to get more traffic. :thumbsup:

[CC]

89. Thank you and I

did but under the Zoo Crew. It all started because my mom wanted a God bless America, Impeach Bush bumper sticker. :rofl: Now that they have black t-shirts I am going to have to stock up on some for Terry to wear on his cross country trips.

[RevCheesehead]

34. Feel better now?

Here, have a margarita:

[crispini]

40. Thanks sweetie!

:toast: Ahhhhh.... much better. :toast: Here's looking at you, kid!

[Botany]

37. Information that does match his agenda is tossed .....

Just like today

"I didn't want war." President * in answer to Helen Thomas

Straight up lie. In a 1998 or 1999 interview w/ the Houston Chronicle bush said that
unlike his dad that when he was President he would use his political capital wisely and
finish off Saddam.

Anybody have a link to that story?

In Bob Woodward's book on "Bush at War," bush, Rummy, Wolfie, and some others went to
the Pentagon situation room in 2001 (?) before he was sworn in and had an Iraqi war planning meeting.
I remember that because I could not finish the out takes of the book in the Washington Post's National
weekly after that.


And don't forget PNAC's mission statement and letters asking for an Iraqi war ..... How many of those
people wound up working in bush's white house, pentagon, and state dept?

Paul O'Neil wrote that he saw maps of Iraqi oil fields on Cheney's desk in March of 01.

[crispini]

43. Yup.

Nice Bay Air, Cuddles! :loveya:

[Wetzelbill]

35. looks like they're letting anybody be journalists nowadays..

so what I want to know is, why would a woman like that sleep with a 14 year old? She has to be pretty sick in the head, because, as most women know, it's not too tough to seduce any male, including us "of age" ones. Hell, most of the time a woman can just snap her fingers and have us guys wrapped up. Guys at least have to learn to be a little smooth anyway. :)

[ralps]

44. I wonder if that oddball video really was of Silvio??? If it was Gross!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :wtf:

[Wetzelbill]

46. I know, man... that is shameful

whoever that was, but if it was an actual leader of a country that makes it a million times worse. What a clown! He should be smacked for doing that.

[Patsy Stone]

49. BILL!

:loveya::loveya:

[Wetzelbill]

68. you called?

Oh wait, wrong one. :)

[crispini]

51. I'd love to see Al Gore again

I think he deserves a chance to hold the office that HE FECKING WON! :mad:

[ralps]

52. LOL that Lady that fell asleep to Bush

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

56. If I wasn't actually spitting on him

I might fall aslepp too. :)

[ralps]

58. Chef returning to South Park??? I guess Isaac Hayes changed his mind

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[ralps]

61. Oops I guess Isaac isn't returning??

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[ralps]

59. Yay for the anti war concert!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[bleever]

60. Country Joe played on Sunday in SF.

I've had the pleasure of meeting him.

[ralps]

62. Keith is coming out with a book soon????? Cool

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

75. IIRC, it's a book of WPITW. n/t

[bleever]

63. ROFL! Keef actually frothed a little at the mouth at Colbert's

seven-figure advance!


:rofl:

[crispini]

65. Now THAT was funny.

Howdy bleever! :beer: drinky? :beer:

[bleever]

70. Mais certainment!

:hi:

[crispini]

Candy is dandy...

but liquor is quicker! :rofl:

[ralps]

64. Today's worst person in the world is.... The FBI for not having E-mails???

due to budget problems. :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[bleever]

66. The only bright side of the domestic spying: the idiots won't know

what to do with all that info.

:eyes:

[Patsy Stone]

74. And

also on the bright side, it may lead to impeachment.

:thumbsup:

[gkhouston]

83. which means they've got so much crap to sift through, they haven't

got a hope in hell of finding any real information amongst all the chaff. :eyes:

[Patsy Stone]

71. That works for me.

:)

[WolverineDG]

67. A movie about Camp Casey?

:rofl:

The locals got all bent out of shape last summer. Can you imagine how nuts they'll get when Hollywood comes to town? :rofl:

dg

[gkhouston]

84. yeah, better film that one on a backlot. n/t

[Wetzelbill]

72. Well, Keith... I'd like to think I wouldn't proceed... however....

men are by nature horny and stupid, and I am cursed with the affliction of being male. So ya just never know...


Personally, I think Bob Schieffer looks much better sitting on the CBS news desk in a bikini. But that's just me! :)

[Botany]

73. The blond teacher ....

..... did she say that it has been hard? :rofl:

Look what she did was wrong but how many 9th grade boys get that as their first?

Call me sexist but that is just the way my mind works.

BTW yes she is nutz too. I wonder what kinda of noises she makes .... betya they
are real animal noises ..... Just thinking out loud.

[Patsy Stone]

76. LOFL

Hi, Bot. :hi:

[gkhouston]

85. if she *was* his first...

I've wondered if the real reason they aren't prosecuting this case is that the kid doesn't want to testify against her (not because of emotional trauma but because he doesn't feel like he's been... had). At this point in his life, he may not have negative feelings about what happened. I suppose it's possible that he'll never have negative feelings about what happened, but I'm guessing that eventually he'll realize it's creepy as hell for a teacher in her 20's to seduce a 14-year-old student. Interesting that in what we saw of that press conference she mentioned how difficult everything has been for her over and over again and mentioned her victim once. Yeah, honey, therapy's done a lot for you so far.

[Botany]

86. Oh she is nuts no doubt.

I kept thinking that being an attractive women society has basically let
her do what ever she wanted and because of that she has trouble stopping
her "I want it now urges" and the concept of delayed gratification means nothing
to her. BTW .... I highly doubt that she bipolar.

As for the young man .... he will be fine. At least I think ..... and if I know women
girls in High School will be all over him.

[gkhouston]

87. if they're smart they won't

if teacher is a sex addict she might have given the boy more than sexual experience. Somebody who doesn't respect the adult/child boundaries may well be fucking anything she can get her hands on and probably isn't using condoms. She might be bipolar -- bipolars do tend to act out in their manic phases, and it can manifest as spending sprees, gambling, drinking, promiscuous sex, etc. -- but that doesn't explain why she chose a student as the object of her desire. Clearly something else going on there.

[RevCheesehead]

78. Here's a better version of Keith (SouthPark)

[CC]

80. You got the stripes.

Great job on him though. If we see a South Park Keith show up on the show we'll know who the shout out is to.
Off to watch, missed the early show.

[RevCheesehead]

81. I changed the tie, too....

since he was kind enough to wear the outfit tonight, I thought the least I could do was to get it right. :)