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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-30-05 08:55 PM
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"Carolina Cowboy Church" set to open
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MIDLAND, N.C., April 29 /Christian Wire Service/ -- On Thursday, May 5th the Carolina Cowboy Church will open at the Southern Winds Arena in Midland. The church is one of eleven cowboy church organized by Pastor Jeff Smith and the Cowboy Church Network in less than two years. Smith is the senior pastor at Young Memorial Baptist Church in Concord.

"I get a kick out of sharing the gospel saddle to saddle," said Smith. The only problem is I can't get cowboys to come to our traditional church on Sunday. When I invite them I hear the same old excuses - 'I don't have a suit' or 'Sunday is the only day I have to ride'. I decided if they would not come to church, we would take church to them.

"Smith rented the local bullriding arena and invited every cowboy he could find. At the first cowboy church on the first night, 68 people attended and five people committed their lives to Christ. Within a few months the attendances topped over 100 people. In the first year they witnessed over eighty professions of faith."

A typical service at the Cowboy Church opens in the outdoor arena with a horseback presentation of flags along with the national anthem. Baptism takes place on a flatbed trailer. Each new believer stands before the crowd and confesses Jesus as his/her Lord and Saviour before being immersed under water in the horse trough.

http://www.earnedmedia.org/cowboy0429.htm
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progressoid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-30-05 11:20 PM
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1. Well, Sheeeeeit!
Over 80 professions of faith. That's perty dagummed good.

Say pardner, I think my horse is a little ill. Maybe we can git the preacher to do some of that there layin' on of the hands to fix her up.
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onager Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-01-05 02:56 AM
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2. Y'all come to Jesus...
Edited on Sun May-01-05 02:56 AM by onager
...while standing ankle-deep in horse-sh...

Nah. I can't. It's just too EASY...
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Jokerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-02-05 08:57 AM
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3. I saw the virgin mary in a cow pie!
Quick, find the cow that dropped it and we'll have sacred steaks for dinner.

Must be from drinking all that holy water from the trough.
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beam me up scottie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-02-05 09:12 AM
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4. The only problem is that
they don't hold them down long enough.
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