Speed Bump on Woos

[WoodrowFan]

Today's (12/9/08) "Speed Bump" is good..

http://comics.com/speed_bump/2008-12-09/


Caption: (2 students walking on a college campus) "yeah, well, I only failed my logic exam because I'm a Pisces and my professor's a Leo!"

[trotsky]

1. What an idiot.

Everyone knows that college exams are affected by Mercury in retrograde.

[Silent3]

2. The mercury in vaccines is retrograde?

Even more sinister!

[trotsky]

3. No, there's plenty of mercury to go around.

So the lizard people put some of it in vaccines, and some of it is placed in retrograde to mess up our lives. The rest is kept in a shoebox under the desk in the Oval Office. I swear it's the TROOTH!!!1!