Time for Catmas Carols!

[eridani]

Hark The Hungry Kitties Sing

Hark the hungry kitties sing
“Give us kitties everything!
Sushi, chicken, milk and cheese
Don’t expect us to say please!
Hear us yowl for lots of treats
Fish and fowl and fresh-cut meats
With some ice cream don’t forget!
We’ve always been your favorite pets!”
Hark the hungry kitties sing
“Give us kitties everything!”

Jingle Bells

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to hide
Beneath the Chevrolet, Hey!
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way
How we love to be the pets
Who always disobey!

Dashing through the house
As we chase each other ‘round
Scratching on the chair
And eating stuff we’ve found
Making lots of noise
At midnight is the best
And when the people go away
Is when we get our rest, Oh!

Joy to the Cat

Joy to the cat!
For now he’s home
We don’t know where he’s been!
He hid somewhere for days
And now he wants our praise
And rubs behind his ears
And rubs behind his ears
And rubs, and rubs behind his ears.

He rules the world!
And we obey
We give him what he wants!
He sleeps all afternoon
He yowls out of tune
It’s music to our ears
It’s music to our ears
It’s music, it’s music to our ears.

The Twelve Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas
my kitty gave to me
A hairball under my tree

On the second day of Christmas
my kitty gave to me
Two dead mice
And a hairball under my tree

Three head nibbles
Four chewed pens
Five dead birds!

Six ankle rubs
Seven fleas a’leaping
Eight armchair scratches
Nine feet of ribbon
Ten chewed shoelaces
Eleven matted furballs....

On the twelfth day of Christmas
my kitty gave to me
Twelve minutes of purring
Eleven matted furballs
Ten chewed shoelaces
Nine feet of ribbon
Eight armchair scratches
Seven leaping fleas
Six ankle rubs
Five dead birds
Four chewed pens
Three head nibbles
Two dead mice
And a hairball under my tree


The Little Drumstick Cat

Come, they told me,
Pa rumpa pum pum
A new-baked bird we see
Pa rumpa pum pum
It’s in the oven there
Pa rumpa pum pum
We offer you a dare
Pa rumpa pum pum
Rumpa pum pum
Rumpa pum pum
Steal a drumstick now
Pa rumpa pum pum
And a plum.

So I waited,
Pa rumpa pum pum
My breath was bated
Pa rumpa pum pum
At last the bird was done
Pa rumpa pum pum
My time to act had come
Pa rumpa pum pum
Rumpa pum pum
Rumpa pum pum
So I wrangled it
Pa rumpa pum pum
And a plum.

All my kitty chums
Pa rumpa pum pum
They watched and cheered me on
Pa rumpa pum pum
They have their drumstick now
Pa rumpa pum pum
They have their sweet plum now
Pa rumpa pum pum
Rumpa pum pum
Rumpa pum pum
Then I had a bite
Pa rumpa pum pum
Yum yum yum.

[Lisa0825]

1. BRAVO!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

A Seven-Kitty-Standing-O in the Lisa0825 house!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Eurobabe]

2. That is FARGIN hysterical!!!

My cats approve.

[eridani]

3. Lovely creatures! n/t

[NV Whino]

4. Love it. Love it Love it.

These are the only carols I'll sing this Christmas. And... I'm passing them on to all my kitty loving friends.

[superconnected]

5. Excellent kitty carols!

[eridani]

6. Time for a kick for a new Christmas season n/t

[Kat45]

7. Where did you get those? Did you write them?

I was loving them--until I got to the ones with the dead birds. Hrrmmph! Grace does not find jokes about dead birds funny; neither do I.

[eridani]

8. It's a collection of items forwarded to me on those internets tubes

Sorry about the dead birds.

[demnan]

9. Mine

Oh Yoweling night!
The Siamese is a-crying!
It is the night that
He didn't get to walk.

Long were the days
While Mommy was out partying
and wasn't here to do
all that Pad Thai wants

When she came home
She brushed and petted her favorite
The old grouchy female
who sits upon her knee

I want attention now!
Oh hear my voice a yoweling
Oh yoweling OH YOOOEWWWELLLING night
Oh night Siamese!

[eridani]

10. So, does anyone have new ones for 2010? n/t

[Hawkowl]

11. Well done!

Made me laugh and I will be singing them to all the background shopping music.

[badgerpup]

12. I wish I could recc this!

:applause:

You've been watching my clowder for Hark The Hungry Kitties Sing and Jingle Bells, haven't you...