Pastor Olden Thornton: Jeebus Is Coming Back To Fuck A Woman, Not A Man! (Exact title)

[WillParkinson]

Pastor Olden Thornton: Jeebus Is Coming Back To Fuck A Woman, Not A Man!

North Carolina televangelist Olden Thornton wants you to know that when Zombie Jeebus returns from the dead, he's coming for a bride. Just in case you were wondering. Thornton is a part of a new anti-gay group pushing for a voter referendum on marriage equality in North Carolina.

http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2010/08/pastor-olden-thorn...

Link to the anti-marriage website: http://www.nc4marriage.org / (wear protective clothing, it's not a pretty site.)

[RandomThoughts]

1. He thinks in terms of sex and flesh. If he said that.

That is a blocker to the meaning of many things. 'Women' has nothing to do with gender or sex. Although I do believe there are joys in Heaven.

[Bragi]

2. Didn't he hang out more with men than women?

Just wondering why he would be switching sides at this point.

[leftofcool]

3. Thornton totally distorts what the Bible says

The "bride" is the Christian population.........not a woman or a man. Gays who choose the Christian philosophy are just as Christian as any hetero who chooses the same. Gays are also the "bride of Christ." I hate it Christian televanginuts.

[dkf]

4. Jesus believes in premarital sex? Or is he getting married this time around?

Hey maybe they will start giving Catholic priests a break too.

[joeybee12]

5. Well then, let's just hope the bachelor party doesn't come back to haunt him later...n/t

[sui generis]

6. Of all the most disappointing things about humans

they always need a lord or master or ruler or leader of some kind, and the most powerful leader gets to be king. And by aligning yourself with power you are "right" and everyone else is evil, expendable, or there for you to abuse.

They really haven't come all that far from those illiterate goat herders 2000 years ago, except now they have bigger clubs to knock each other over the head with.