Unbeknowst to me, and I'm pretty damn sure everybody else, angels can be trademarked. Up til now, I had been of the opinion that one couldn't claim individual ownership of a deity, nor any of its holdings, subsidiaries and/or agents. It usually being recognized that god's belong to everyone that believes in s/he. (I'm sure I saw it in the fineprint of the Ten Commandments). Apparently I was wrong.
The Mormon Church says that they own Angel Moroni's® image and if you use their Angel Moroni's® image without their permission they'll sue you on behalf of Angel Moroni®. And they're not waiting to sue you in heavenly court. Nope. They'll do it right here on earth. Right now. You see, they don't want anyone spreading the good news about Angel Maroni® but them. God's angel or no, they have exclusive rights and they've got the papers to prove it.
Obviously, signed by God.
Mormon Church Objects to Angel T-Shirt TAYLORSVILLE, Utah (AP) -- For a coffee shop, t-shirts of an Mormon angel with java flowing into his trumpet are selling well. But they don't have the blessing of religious leaders. The shirts have upset the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. Not only is Moroni a revered figure - Mormons believe he appeared to church founder Joseph Smith - but LDS members are discouraged from drinking coffee.
The shirts show the angel Moroni, a male figure in a robe blowing a trumpet. The trumpet is turned up at an angle as coffee is poured in. "They've been the best-selling T-shirts we've ever done," said Just Add Coffee co-owner Ed Beazer.
The church informed Beazer that the angel's image is a registered trademark.
"If they provide proof, we're going to comply," Beazer said. "We don't want to break any laws or anything."
Just Add Coffee put the image on greeting cards about a year ago and started selling the shirts before Christmas. Moroni also appeared in ads that caught the church's attention.
Church spokesman Scott Trotter said the image is a trademark.
"It was a spoof," Beazer said. "It was meant to be fun."
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"It was a spoof," Beazer said. "It was meant to be fun." See, this was his first mistake. In religion, you have to be careful when you spoof. Its hard to tell sometimes where the spoof ends and the truth begins. And vice versa....
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