Oh how will we survive the dreadful loss!

[LeftishBrit]

Ian Paisley is stepping down in May! Yeah!

Mind you, he'll probably still be pulling strings behind the scenes.

[spoony]

1. But now who will warn us when

the AntiChrist takes his seat (666, naturally) in the EP?

http://www.ianpaisley.org/article.asp?ArtKey=666

:P

[Anarcho-Socialist]

2. That's hilarious

Paisley is such a tool.

[muriel_volestrangler]

3. The Rev. A.R.P. Blair, perhaps?

Blair to teach in the US on faith

Tony Blair is to teach students at Yale University in the US when he leads a seminar on faith and globalisation.

The former prime minister has been appointed as a fellow at Yale and will begin teaching next year.

The prestigious Connecticut university said the work was related to Mr Blair's Faith Foundation which will be launched later this year.
...
A statement said: "Yale University is pleased to announce the appointment of (former) Prime Minister Tony Blair as the Howland Distinguished Fellow for the next academic year.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7284494.stm

Not only is it the earliest ever Easter, it seems to be the earliest ever April Fools' Day too ...