Admiral, I hope your one friend doesn't ever look at DU

[BuelahWitch]

'Cause the candidate bashing on GD and GDP would upset him greatly...

edited to clarify what I meant.

[Mabus]

1. Which one friend is that

BTW, the Admiral was greatly upset to learn he has only one friend. :rofl:

edited to add: the Admiral wants to know if his friend is on speed dial 'cuz he wants to add him/her if he/she isn't already on the list.

[Admiral Loinpresser]

2. I can name three more friends off the top of my head!

Skala, Kramer and Spike. Well, OK, maybe two.

[evlbstrd]

3. Those friends are very conditional.

They'd eat you raw if necessary.

[Mabus]

6. Or worse,

they'd go after his vilsack. :yoiks:

[Admiral Loinpresser]

8. Proud2Blib called me today,

and while we were talking she had to stop and scratch her coulter!

[evlbstrd]

12. Ba-da-boom!

She's gonna get you for that. Beware the wrath of the Teacher.

[evlbstrd]

10. Now, that's good eatin'.

The sweetmeats.

[Mabus]

11. Too salty. . .

for words.

:rofl:

[evlbstrd]

13. The answer is obvious.

He needs a bath. Dirty hippy.

[Mabus]

14. Actually I was waiting for it to get warm

so I could take him outside and hose him off.

[evlbstrd]

15. A little ice won't kill him.

We might as well get usec to it.

[Mabus]

16. I wasn't worried about that

I was more worried about a frozen vilsack in my front yard. We've got children on this block!

[evlbstrd]

17. Who will think of the children!

The Lord (TM) only knows how exposure to vilsacks could affect them!

[Mabus]

18. Now you understand my dilemma

Besides, a vilsack shouldn't be allowed to roam free in anyone's yard - frozen or not.

[Big Unit]

4. Don't Hafta Feed Me

While I understand why Scala, Spike and Kramer are on the list, I want to know why I am not on this list. After all, you don't have to feed or walk me.

[Mabus]

5. While what you say is true

We do have to occasionally put up with you. 'Nuff said. :P

Just kidding.

[Admiral Loinpresser]

7. The other nice thing I can say about you,

is that you haven't shit on the rug in over ten years!

[Mabus]

9. What about two years ago?

No, wait a minute, come to think of it that was Big Unit's friend "Walking Erect" who left the mess.

:yoiks:
:hide:

[Big Unit]

21. Hell Hath No Fury

Like a carpet-owner who has to clean up guest-piles. On second-thought, maybe I shouldn't have opened up this sub-topic.

Thanks for some good laughs.

[BuelahWitch]

19. Damn this thread took off like a burning Vilsack!!

The "one friend" was the older man with the good looking young son who scolded me Saturday night for not liking Hilary and semi-dissing Obama (cause his healthcare policies on his website are kinda sucky). I figure if the candidates can fling mud on each other, can't I throw a little sticky rice? :shrug:

edited to make me look less like a perv :P

[evlbstrd]

20. But he did agree with me.

That the hippies were right all along.

[Name removed]

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