Novak: Americans don't want a funny-looking president

[grasswire]

Yep, he actually said it. The conversation was about whether media talking heads should focus on the substance of the debate and leave the sighs and suntans out of it.

Novak said that he thinks it's perfectly appropriate for people like him to give viewers their own impressions of the physical trivia. "American's don't want a funny-looking president."

The mind boggles.

[tridim]

1. I'm so glad I don't watch cable "news" any more.

[Richardo]

2. Like this guy?

Yeah, who needs THAT? :eyes:

[MallRat]

A geeky-lookin', eggheaded trial lawyer who panders to African-Americans?

Nope. Wouldn't want him in the White House.

:-)

-MR

[pacalo]

3. That's why we've got to get rid of chimpmanzee.

[sui generis]

7. stop! you're giving chimps a bad name. he's a lizard.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

4. I thought Americans rather liked Bush's Simian Charms

although I admit he is really funny looking

[pacalo]

5. We don't like funny-looking liars in the media, either.

[Cha]

6. That's right and bush isn't even our

president..so when we oust him this time we can just say we didn't elect him either time!

[MISSDem]

8. That's correct. That is why we have to replace Bush,

A woman I know said that Bush looks like a little bird.

[kcwayne]

9. And who could be funnier than a Howdy Doody look alike?

[Rambis]

10. I admitt watching bush is interesting

in a Jane Goodall sort of way:P

[Zero Gravitas]

11. He's right

Bush looks like a retarded Chimpanzee so thats reason #156,789,345,231 to get rid of Bush.

[Lex]

12. Hmm . . . I'd say this fellow looks pretty darn good:

Pic from earlier today.

[bif]

13. Yeah, who needs a president that looks like a fuckin' possum

like we have.

[elperromagico]

14. And I don't want a drunken old sod telling me what I want and don't want

in a President.

[AlCzervik]

15. he's baiting us and enjoying himself

he's an ass.

[sinkingfeeling]

16. What? We've had the most idiotic-looking fool for almost 4

years!

[SidDithers]

17. Riiiight, they'd prefer this...

Sid

[goclark]

32. Please somebody, send this photo of Bush to Novak

Let him know that we don't want an ugly hung over drunk for President.
Especially one that falls on pretzels and has blossoms on his face.

[WI_DEM]

18. that is why we have a funny looking ape as president?

[discopants]

19. Novak so clearly defines his title: "Douchebag of Liberty" !

In fact, a Jedi Master of Douchebaggery!

[Bluebear]

20. And blacks don't want "homosexual marriage"

Novak trotting out his favorite wedge issue.

[irancontra]

21. yeah ok douchevak

[Catfight]

22. America has had a funny looking and talking fool for four years, I'm

with Novak, time for a change!

[LittleClarkie]

23. Hasn't bothered us for the last four years

Apparently.



Sadly, Lincoln would never have been President then.

And God knows Nixon and Johnson were no prize.

[LibDemAlways]

24. I sure don't.

I'm embarrassed that the dumb-assed chimp occupies the WH. No offense to monkeys, but I say it's time to put an intelligent human back in office and rejoin the world community.

[Bandit]

25. He is so presumptuous as to speak for Americans

I feel I must do the same. Americans don't like traitorous slime douchbags.

[DesEtoiles]

26. Did he mention comb-overs?

[K8-EEE]

27. God, George Washington Had Better Teeth Than Novak

Christ!! Come to think of it he might be WEARING Washington's teeth! Novak, he is one to call anyone funny looking.

I like Kerry's looks, myself!

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

28. Did anyone hear the OUTRAGEOUS parting shot by Shitvak on Crossfire?

Begala and Novak were each stating the one question they would like to ask a candidate at tonight's debate. Novak said his question to Kerry would be: "Did you really marry Theresa for her looks or was it for her money?" He was implying that Theresa was ugly, but rich.

Has Shitvak looked in a mirror lately at his own poor excuse for a face? I'll bet his ancient wrinkly ass looks more like a human face.

[txindy]

29. Novak said that?

The guy who looks like one of those singing gargoyles from Disney's "The Hunchback of Notre Dame?" He should be hanging by his feet from the roof of a cathedral somewhere, not breaking camera lenses.

It's a flat-out certainty nobody married Novak for his looks. His wife (if he has one) probably has the ceilings, walls, and floors of their house covered in mirrors. It's easier on her eyes. His kind have no reflection.

[rullery]

30. Novak and the Bushitstas have nothing positive to run on,

so they are forced to resort to trivialities like this. If ever there was an ugly excuse for a human being, it is Bob Novak.

[George W. Dunce]

31. Yeah he's right

Having an idiot savant is so much better.

[cheshire]

33. That's why he's getting voted out. Putz the funniest looking man alive.

[bush equals idiot]

34. How quaint.

He should know. He's a dried up old prune face, spit dribbling felon.

[DesEtoiles]

35. Americans: We don't want criminals as pundits